MSN – This may look like a normal — even conservative — outfit by many standards, but Brittany Molina’s cardigan, dress and opaque tights earned her a polite, if extremely weird, letter of condemnation from a fellow student at Brigham Young University in Provo, Utah. “You may want to consider that what you’re wearing has a negative effect on men (and women) around you,” the note read. “Please consider your commitment to the Honor Code when dressing each day.”

Wait did KO Barstool go national? Recruiting Mormons and shit. I fucking hope not because battling with a couple haters at Northeastern is one thing. Mormons are a whole different can of worms. Those fuckers are no joke. None of this softball stuff. They’ll kill you twice before you hit the ground. They’ll criticize the fuck out of your cardigan and then have 7 wives right in your grillmix. Can’t compete with that type of crazy.

PS – As always in times like these I turn to Sasha Grey to bring me back to planet earth.  When in doubt always rely on porn logic.  It never fails.