And in case you missed Day 1 here it is below. Just as a warning I’ve ruined at least 1000 people’s sex lives with the dirty talk segment so if you haven’t seen it don’t say I didn’t warn you.
DAY 1 at the AVNs
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I bet you would love nothing more than to tie up Bieber to that fucking machine
it doesnt take my age no matter what I type in.
HOW HAS BARSTOOL NOT DONE A FIELD OF 64 for PORN STARS…
Jeffrey Dahmer interview was way too long
You guys need to do a contest where like top 10 “Ups” guys ( in comments sections) of the year get to attend this show annually with you. I should get an annual pass for simply suggesting this. Great job though Prez on this mini series at AVN.
Find more than one hot porn star please
Rachel Starr – best in the game.
lmao if rachel starr really pulls out his jew dick i wll lose my shit. Also how the fuck have none of these pornstars heard of barstool?
prez, how can you sound like such a god damn mongoloid in a majority of your blogs (the things you can sit and take your sweet ass time writing while also being able to use the backspace button) and yet you are so hilarious in these situations where it’s all shooting from the hip?
“leo from behind just rippin me” is an overlooked statement from this video
A few things: 1. Can unoriginal fucks stop repeatedly commenting on how Pres is still married and when Renee is going to own half the stool? 2. How and why the fuck is anybody who actually doesn’t like Pres on this site? It’s obvious from watching these that he is the most genuinely entertaining person on Barstool. Big Cat is second. He doesn’t take himself too seriously and everything he writes reflects that. 3. The fact that all you idiots click on Beiber blog after Beiber blog just to say shit like “I hate you” to see all the thumbs up you get, and in the process, contributing to Pres’s next vacation or Porsche, is fucking hilarious.
He keeps telling people he made the doll squirt in 2 seconds because he got the watch’s lights to go green. All that means is he’s matched the frequency of that porn dude who’s famous for making chicks squirt. The idea of that device is you have to keep those lights green by maintaining that frequency until you get her to squirt. Pres is a fucking moron.
Videos like these remind me why this site was successful. We need the old Pageviews back!
Gotta admit this is hilarious.
this whole AVN visit is just a 4 part way of pres announcing the divorce
This is the some of the last footage of prez before he crossed that line and became “midgetfucker”
Great stuff Pres, you’re as great at this stuff as anybody on TV is.
Luna Star blew Pres and there’s not a thing we can do about it.
If u jerk off to that midget u should check urself into a ward
I’d really have to sit down and think about it = can’t think of anyone… Classic magazine weirdo
Decent move getting Luna’s digits.
“Do you know who Jenna Marbles is?” and then your beak of a nose in that mask – fucking classic.
I’ll never forget Pres’s childlike enthusiasm when he fingerblasted that mannequin. He won’t let anyone else forget it, either. PS, where was Brooklyn Chase acting a total whore when I was in college?
Best thing you have ever done Pres.
When you said that’s a monster dick I lost it. Bravo pres
100% chance that Pres and Bieber fucked on that exercise machine/sex toy from the beginning of the video.
Rachel Starr preview holy shit I can’t contain my excitement
i fucking lost it when you had that gimp mask on and that chick asked you if barstool was “guys interested in guys” and you responded with that big ass nose, “FUCK NO.. Girls”.. much respect prez you creepy bastard
You should probably go ahead and send a shot of the nookiechat.com guy’s face to every public school in the greater Las Vegas area.
See, this is what Prez does well. Stop the Bieber crap, man. When u get a mic in your hand and a place to visit, u crush it.
Also, when Dahlia Sky says she’s a ‘huge fan’ of Jenna Marbles. Gold. Like spitting in Prez face. Cracked me up.
“I like to porn” – Nookiechat
Savies_Man: Hi there lovly lady in net black
ctank5: saw you on barstool haha
FuckingAwesum: I figured you would appreciate the tip
Dr_Werewolf: if tomorrow existed I will be proud to say Savannah is a great friend to me
Savies_AJ0782: what barstool ?
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Savies_AJ0782: what is that ?
FuckingAwesum: what is barstool
Dr_Werewolf: Everyone who knows her.. I will be proud to call them my friends
ctank5: sports blog
aybeachbum: barstool a website?
ctank5: u looked great
Dr_Werewolf: that dress looks amazing on you
ctank5: what did u think of portnoy haha
SaviesSparky: barstool.com is a picture of a barstool :los
Savies_AJ0782: barstoolsports.com sparky
SaviesSparky: I know
SaviesSparky: the first it was said I just typed barstool.com
aybeachbum: how did ya get on?
Savies_AJ0782: now, where do I find you ?
SaviesSparky: got a picture of a barstool :los
SaviesSparky: prolly have to go back a couple of weeks while she was in vegas, AJ
Dr_Werewolf: AJ if you want to find Savannah get a blood hound who knows how to find the sweet thing
Savies_AJ0782: oh, geez, that’s alot of scrolling
FuckingAwesum: what is the site address?
aybeachbum: hey Knocks
Savies_AJ0782: Were you a “Guess that Ass” item ?
knockerboy: :hiii Savannah, everyone
I doubt pres can do one pullup let alone ten
On a separate note, love the smokeshow today. Never met a chick from Endicott but I’d like to wear her legs as a hat.
Stumbled across this ^ she’s talking about Portnoy’s jew nose in this weird ass chat
Top notch Ari Gold maneuver going up to munchkinland saying you heard she’s up for some big awards
The nose should have gone into the squirt doll Ports…c’man!
Your little sausage link fingers couldn’t make a grapefruit squirt..but the nose? THE NOSE?!?! Niagra.
This video on this website just doubled the orders of those fuck doll machines
Prez giving the Barstool elevator pitch in the gimp mask. Now THAT’s how its done Sales Guy.
Fuck obama el pres forever…portnoy u are our HERO!!
Feits shouldve went with pres to see christy
Also, that 6 foot amazon’s fiancé can get right the fuck out of town. Lighten up, tough guy. Your future bride takes 11 inch hogs four at a time. I’m sure that Portnoy asking your wife if he is too short for her isn’t the worst part of your day.
The Iowa “smoke” today..Pres, tell Trent to get his head out of his ass
So damn marriage must really be that bad for all of you losers posting and just praying for this video to come.. fuck I never getting married bachelor foooooo life
Nookiechat has his 1994 jenny mccarthy’s in a plastic case
Prez getting chocked out in the gimp mask was priceless
Prez getting chocked out in the gimp mask = priceless
It’s like watching a high speed train wreck over and over and over and over and….. But I just can’t look away!
5 minutes in. Pres has interviewed 2 dudes at a porn convention. god youre a faggot
100% chance nookiechat is trolling us all. Also pres, if you don’t get divorced I will hate you so much
A couple weeks in and we’re clearly already out of Iowa smokeshows based on what made the cut today. Time to wait for some more to hatch in their double wides behind Home Depot.
Brooklyn chase looks hot until you search her and see a video of her getting gang banged by 6 gorillas
if your dick comes out in day 3 im calling it a life
The only thing keeping you married is your increasing net worth.
That video was crabs, gonorrhea, syphilis and all 3 hepatitises (is there a proper plural for this?) combined burning crotch fire flames.
Is it beaten to death yet?
100% is gonna kill himself when he finds out where there’s free porn.
Gonna be real pissed if I don’t see Jada Stevens rump roast in part 3…
Does Carmella Bing really have aids?
There is in your words -0% chance your still fucking married! No fucking way!!
Gold jerry gold. That Brooklyn chase girl is going to be jerked off to tonight.
The closeup of the nose in the gimp mask made the video.
You were definitely firing on all 5 cylinders.
Prez, you don’t laugh much in your videos. Well, not unless some strange dude is spanking you.
Iowas smoke today is the absolute worst ive ever seen on this site
0% chance Pres has ever given Renee a squirting orgasm
Great segment. Your nose was perfect in that leather mask.
My old lady asked me to turn down the volume on my phone so she could hear The Bachelor better. Um, sorry sweetheart but Davey Pageviews at the AVN’s trumps Juan Pablo’s gay ass
So nookiechat the porn “veteran” can’t even name one pornstar but you legitimately respect his opinion? Sounds about right.
Chanel Preston’s point of view was not what I had in mind when I made this username..
renee must be fuckin brain dead. terry schaivo status
Renee in her head “I wonder how much horse feed 1.5 million buys”
@thelarcenist comment of 2014 so far bro!
That Nookiechat gentlemen just gave me the chills
totally thought pres was about to stop down for a pizza review and then he ended up acting out the pizza delivery scene…. threw me for a loop.
Funniest part of the video is your nose stretching out the choke mask
Thank you for not finger fucking the rubber doll this time. I appreciate it.
fun watching the ad and then the video never starts. fix this shit
i definitely just went to nookiechat.com
the marketing works
My wife’s in the room so I can’t watch episode 2 right now but Pres you the man. As a married man keep bringing the heat for me.
My roommate walked in just as the midget was explaining that she was the whore of munchkinland….the look on his face was priceless
I heard Rachel starr once say in a porno she fucked like 30 guys by the time she was 13 so I wouldn’t be surprised if she actually sucks prezs tootsie roll but he will probably pussy out
Great day at the Stool, well done
Am I gay for really looking forward to the Keiran Lee interview?
Nookiechat lives with his grandmother and watches old cinemax porns on her dvr when grandma goes to bed at 8pm
nookiechat guy is the new LA blogger
How do you still have a wife?
Yes, pres did it again…
Your beak was doing everything it could to get out of that mask.
Incredible. Pres was absolutely hammered. “I knew it. I fucking knew it.”
somebody manhunt the divorce papers
@burgerbumps try buying her a horse like prez did
The chin on that midget will haunt my dreams for weeks.
your nose is straight blasting out of that sex mask
i need to find me a renee jesus. my girl flips out over the dumbest shit, couldnt even imagine if i did this
I need a Renee AMA and I needed it yesterday.
Never thought you’d top day 1, but I laughed straight through this
I can’t stand the sound of your voice in these things.
I just lost my shit on the metra ride back to the city when you told the midget she was UP for some BIG awards. Well done
nookiechat is 100% playing the innocence card with that shit so a Porn Star will fuck his world up. Nookiechat playing chess…
Nobodys gonna mention that super tall cunt…”thats actually my fiance” ..good luck with that 4 month marriage hun
These videos might make me not hate you as much
are we going to ignore the fact that Rachel Starr went down on pres?
Apparently, I am too perverted not to go to the AVNs… Told my wife about it- we are going next year.
How you don’t wear sweats to this is idiotic
Damn I hate that age security prompt, I can never watch adult videos!! – noone, ever
Give me Luna’s number or GTFO
Hows the divorce going?
cant say i didnt look up the midget porno
I bet a lot of your readers have to lie about their age to watch the video.
Literally spit my drink out when nookiechat said he gets his porn from reading Playboys.
Your tiny dick definitely cowered in fear as Napoli’s slampiece Rachel Starr went down on you..can’t wait
That pizza delivery scene was gold
88% chance there will be a commenter here tomorrow named “nookiechat”.
I need dick lock device so i have a reason for being celibate
Love the sarcasm and wit of El Pres here.
Literally was having such a shit day sat down and saw this ,, havent even watched it yet but did pres do it again or did pres do it again?
Just kidding go blow Beiber BarstoolTMZ.com
These videos give me hope for Pres
Two videos in and I haven’t seen one tit. come on man!
Absolute gold when you asked the nookiechat guy if he was aware of the internet.
Thoroughly looking forward to day 3.
So help me go if we see pres’s dick on day 3. That will make me suicidal
The zoom in on your nose in the mask was perfect
nookiechat knows his shit
How does nookiechat guy go to a porn expo but not understand how youjizz works?
How can you do this shit with a straight face
Brooklyn chase will be googled and jerked off to immediatly
NookieChat on KFC Radio or GTFO
none of the other bloggers even come close to going off the top of their head like Pres does, just as it comes he is witty as fuck love it
Could have sworn that was gonna be a pizza review. Cuckold city
Your nose was huge in that mask. But thanks for the video Dave
oh great I get to see your dick whipped out next episode…talk about a cliffhanger that keeps the viewer wanting more
I’m still at work, I guess this video is the beginning of me being fired
Prez you have have one small ass head in that mask. No wonder your nose looks so big.
What a fucking retard that nookiechat guy is. Never heard of pornhub, youjizz, or redtube? GTFO
somebody needs to tell this nookiechat guy about xvideos. guarantee his mind will be blown all over his mothers basement.
When she said 8-12 I wanted to kill my self
All for 4 o’clock asswipe
El Gimp you better of fucked Luna… She’s a filthy whore
You are a fuckin weirdo
when is the divorce gonna be finalized?
The fact that Chanel Preston thinks 8 inches is your garden variety dick makes me borderline suicidal.
Your nose made you look like a fucking Pelican from the side in that mask
3:20 guy is mortifying
surprised your beak didn’t rip right through that latex mask, at least it fit
dude in the nookiechat.com shirt is his own depressing world
did first lady skype fuck you before this or did you walk in there with a loaded gun
I’m letting use my birthday to watch this video
Seriously, nookiechat guy scares the hell out of me. Total psychopath.
That guy jerking it to magazines is a straight psycho
Moguls get Spinal Tap references…
That fact that your marriage keeps surviving another day never ceases to amaze me, Portnose.
YOU FAT JEW, KING DAVID. I HATE YOUR JEW NOSE AND YOUR JEW BALLSACK.
That mask could not contain your nose at all
That guy you interviewed is 100% a serial killer.
Sepeaking of porn…Bought a fleshlight yesterday. Might have been the smartest thing i have ever done in my life
The guy with the nookiechat.com sweatshirt on has very clearly still not cracked the parental settings his mom set on the family comp.
Zollo put his actual date of birth in to watch the video
All joking aside, you look so fucking bloated. It’s disgusting
Get me whatever drugs porn veteran is on
Pres exchange in AVN 1 with Selana Rose saying ‘im gonna stick my cawk so far up your ass’ is the greatest video moment in barstool history
mogul move posting it 2.5 hours after you said you would
one of my happiest days ever was when i could start putting my actual birthday in to get into porn sites.
what the hell do you know about exercising?
You went to the AVN awards?
I DESPISE the fact that you refuse to use YouTube
Enter my fucking age below to watch the video? If there aren’t some tits and ass right in my fucking face I am not going to be pleased.
100% chance that nookiechat guy is a serial killer
nice freudian slip talking about other dude’s when you had that mask on there, el homonatrix
You looked unusually comfortable letting that guy slap your ass strapped to a pole
Such a Jew.
Of the 1000 peoples lives you’ve ruined with that awkward exchange, you’re including your own life correct?
These are unbelievably uncomfortable to watch.
If Pres doesn’t stick his dick sized nose into some pussy in Part 2, I’m gonna be pissed.
That guy loved slapping your ass just a little too much. He is on this comment section as we speak
using ur own video platform for 30 second ads that u have to watch = jew
So whats the policy on boners at the AVN’s? Walking around with a half chub cool?
Heard you asked Alexas Texas to deficate on your face portnoy
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