I didn’t pick the surfer life. The surfer life picked me.
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Dude you’re a pussy. Waves were not that big. Try a standup next time as at least your fat ass is up already. I’ve ridden double overhead on one with 2 years experience. You point fingers and make excuses about your surfing, Bottom line…you suck
The best part of this is that you really did get up well during the dry land practice, and then abandoned all principles once faced with the actual wave.
My 7 year old is 10 times better than you and I am not exaggerating.
You really used fucking helpers?
Captain Paul Watson has got your back!
a little premature on your dismount.. couldnt handle the pressure
Meanwhile back at the hotel Renee is sampling the “room service” and what i mean by room service is the big dicked Jamaican bar tender.
Pres needs to paddle more before getting up on the wave.
purple starfish board is awesome
Pres, I don’t know how you keep a straight face when you do these vids, but keep it up…hilarious every time. Also, if you can’t stand up on that coffee table of a board in those 2 foot swells, then it’s time to pack it in, brah. Bodhi from Point Break would be mucho disappoint.
Pres laying the “I’m the best at everything” shtick pretty heavy in this video.
The most impressive thing about that video is that you didn’t drown
On that last one you actually managed to stand on the board, then pussied out and jumped off after half a second. Bravo! Hardest I have laughed all week.
Bro you can light a cigar in the shower
Awesome wake boarding.
I’ve seen bigger waves in my toilet bowl. I’ve seen noses slightly smaller in my nightmares.
I’d sure like kissing that man between the cheeks
Mass is definitely full of faggots. Pulled off the beach for 4 foot waves? Real tough guys in Boston….
Prez shreddin the gnar I cant wait to watch this
El Pres is to surfing as KFC is to running.
Via con dios. “He’s not coming back” – neo
I thoroughly enjoy watching you fail at everything. Keep it up.
I cannot believe Portnoy highlighted his hair. And where the hell are the great whites when you need them?..
so do you just make your wife film your escapades while on vacation?
That video reminds me of the one time I surfed in New Hampshire and I terrible. Only got one wave for two second the entire time.
I’m embarrassed to be the same species as you.
besides trolling, honestly what are you good at?
you look awful in hats
“The ocean knows I was here today” t-shirts in 3…2…..
I’ve seen better athleticism at a Jerry Lewis telethon …….
the sea was angry that day my friends….
When I was 3 my Dad used to push my bike like that, didn’t realize how fucking cuckold it looked though
I’m surprised a Japanese fisherman didn’t try to harpoon you
Keep your shirt on bro. Gross.
I love how horrible you are at everything
Categories: Mammals. Phrase: Beached Whale.
Bring SMITTY back
let’s see you pop up… pop it up. that’s not it at all, do less. get down, try less, do it again. pop up… no, too slow. do less. pop up. pop up.
Guaranteed that even KFC’s goofy, uncoordinated ass could shred the gnar harder than you, you fucking hack
That actually had me laughing pretty well.
A Jew in Nantucket??? I thought they vacationed in Old Orchard!!
Just like Keanu gettin taught by Lori Petty. You suck.
GREAT call bringing Smitty back. The people in Philadelphia thank you.
That was the ultimate bald spot shot at 2:35
i bet your cooters smell blends right in at the beach
you cant catch a wave when you have to guys pushing your board??? give it up brahhh
You surf like old people fuck
Ever heard of Atkins you fuck?
I’m confused I thought when you surf you stay on top of the board and stand on it what the fuck do I know
You may be a full blow tard but you make me laugh
The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup to a deli…
No way that Belles is bigger than Waki Bro……
Did you shave your chest hair into a triangle?
Better stick to bogey boards.
El Prez pretty funny hu
Utah get me two!
If there was a “Bro Show” this week it would probably be JMac titty fucking Feitletits while he giggled like an idiot.
Your fire smitty then run away on vacation so you dont have to deal with it?
what happened to your little jump stand-up move? only thing you had going.
The whale show taking you into the weekend. ‘The ocean knew I was here today’??? The fucking spandex knew you were there, you practically busted the stitches you fat fuck.
Sorry pres, I can’t allow you to call it surfing with that sail of a nose you have.
if your mancard hasn’t been revoked already, it 100% should be now
What a fucking mess.
your neck is so fucked up. #freesmitty
i think they sell something to cancel out the wind, jew
If you ever did the backstroke people would flee the water screaming
nice gut-suck when you were putting on the wetsuit.
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“If you want the ultimate, you’ve got to be willing to pay the ultimate price. It’s not tragic to die doing what you love.”
Preznado in the water
I thought I saw a shark when you fell in the water but it was just your nose.
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