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you’re a funny fucking prick…respect
I fucking died laughing when u were shitting on that little kid callin him a hardo hahahahhaa
Epic video…. cant believe how much all you commenters hate on Pres. He’s actually wicked funny. I guarantee none of you could do half the job he does.
When I first heard th distance you were running and saw the video I thought there was no way I heard it right. 500 yards pres. C’mon. I think you desperatly need a physical if that almost killed you.
This video was fantastic, Pres. Should be ESPN’s next 30 for 30. What’d you think of Baltimore?
Best quote, “That kid probably trains.”
Cue the “bitch betta have my money!” T Shirts!
Awesome video dude. You should def go to more events and do interviews like that. Btw…she gave u that tackle sry bro
this was hilarious, f*ckin magic.
10AM but my boner thinks it’s noon
That was fucking awesome Prezzy.
Looked like an Orca whale tackling a mermaid
“Full tilt full time” t-shirts all day pres
20:00 – “Well…I just got teabagged” – i want.
This is late, but I have nothing to do in the morning while I sit here at this dumb ass job. 7:31, 8:38, 9:09 may be the best parts also I would cum in seven seconds if I got the chance to talk to #9 and #11from Philly. I can’t believe you couldn’t win a 500 yard race, 500 yards! And did I hear you say “Sar it”? That Baltimore team is exactly why I hate women’s sports, it was all going great until they started doing that stupid cheer shit and #17 HAS to have a dick. Also I think that toaster video proves cutting electricity with a knife doesn’t work too well. And lastly you are the most retarded person ever and I thank you because you gave us the greatest website ever.
And nice move rubbing ur dick on her ass
What a fucken creep u r lol tackled a girl jeez bro Swampscott made u really tough I see
What a fucken creep u r lol tackled a girl jeez bro Swampscott made u really tough I sse
My dick is so angry.
your wife is one lucky woman…
is this a 23 minute video on one tackle?
You need a tv show, one without feitelberg on it
Love the deliberate blurred line between self deprecation and extreme gross lack of hauteur in these videos.
“I came too hard out of the gates” – Renee after her last race
Mark Rypian’s daughter seems lovely
When is there going to be a porn version of LFL?
Pure fucking gold pres fucking loved it
I’m confused about the 500 race. Why did you break thru a ribbon for 3rd place? Did you win the senior Jew division?
Gif of pres demonstrating how slippery his shoes, needed it yesterday! “Are you getting the shoes? Get the shoes, get the shoes!”
Best thing ever on Barstool. Great interviews, camera work, subject matter, a classic. El Pres on fire lately. And those girls scare me and arouse me at the same time. Serious shit on that field.
How did you not say your name was Night Hawk after that purple beast said her name was Dragon?
holy shit that black bitch #4 on baltimore is legit the best athlete i’ve ever seen
Pres= does mogul
Almost forgot you waving the flag
That was great. Pure gold
Some of the funniest shit I’ve seen on this site. You getting destroyed by a 10 year old in a race and then blatantly lying to that chick about your 40 time. Priceless.
Let me get a job for Boston lfl team. I’ll vote you for mayor
@bostonequalsbullshit, I’d like to believe that, but has anything in his campaign so far inspired any confidence whatsoever that it is being run intelligently? Pres doesn’t even want to be mayor. Didn’t he admit that in a blog the other day? I can’t blame him, who the hell would want to be mayor when the alternative is wake up when you want, sit at a desk blogging about funny shit, creeping on hot girls’ facebooks, making funny videos, and going to foam parties with girls half his age?
Now I don’t want to sound like I’m exaggerating or anything, but that was definitely one of the top 5 funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life. So many fucking golden moments.
Nothing against Big Cat, the WNBA video was solid, but Pres really shows why he’s the mogul with this video. A++ all around. Teabag move was brilliant.
“bitch better have my money” made my blood run cold of embarrassment for that girl. terrible hype slogan. Great vid though FASTEST RISING SPORT
had it ever occured to you doubters that prez may donate all the money at once the day of a debate or something mayoral to get his name out? because donating 5+ times as the red sox from his small business will probably make him look realllllllllllllllll fucking good. even with that fucking honker.
GIF OF THE FLAG WAVE ASAP
Run for mayor under the platform of bringing an LFL team to Boston. You’ll get every vote.
Dragon, Dragon, Dragon, Dragon, Dragon, Dragon, Dragon, Drag- ON
I don’t like you David Portnoy, but godammit I respect you. Job well done. Job well done.
Fucking perfect. Thank you.
The whole time el pres is interviewing these chicks, his eyes are wide an saying “dont look at her tits, dont look at her tits”
why are you married?
How did they not have a coach for preseason? This is like being the girls volleyball coach in high school except you won’t go to jail for “extra practice”
That was great, very funny overall. But I’d still love to run your ass over.
Plays in LFL = ……never mind.
power move leaving the seat up at a LFL game
Those strides are fucking ridiculous
I hope the LFL paid dearly for this video. A+
I was praying at 2:05 you were gonna pull the “smashed it” line again
We need pres dancing in his tux as a gif and we needed it yesterday!
I can honestly say if I had to choose between the entire internet or just barstool I’d choose you Portnoy.
@checkthisout – Say ” A LFL player” and “An LFL player” out loud. Which one sounds right? And seriously, adding “I needed it yesterday” to the end of comments has flat out stopped being funny.
Christy Bell, oh my. My wife is going to cry when I tell her I’m leaving her for another woman, but I think she’ll at least have respect for that other woman being a QB.
12:04-12:12 pure gold
Barstool is clicking on all cylinders right now. Everybody contributing. This video is gold.
There’s shower and undressing in the locker room bonus footage right? Can’t leave us hanging like that Davey Pageviews.
You and your fucking reverberating shins. Warming up for tackle in a tux is classic.
Wanna explain how you came in 1st? That kid and the dude in yellow smoked you.
Does #16 thinks she’s the Ray Lewis of LFL?
The pregame locker room footage of Ed Reed and Ray Lewis was pretty sweet.
When do the barstool/LFL shirts come out?
That #11 Christy Bell is hot. GTA please.
Of course you came in first in the Pickle Smoocher race.
“Murder everyone out there!!” – Must have stole that game plan from Ray Lewis.
Somebody make a gif of Pres dancing.
I still think rough and rowdy is an all time great.
I bet most of these broads have athlete’s box
girls getting hype before the game is cringeworthy
That chick had no chance after she made the mistake of wandering into your noses orbit.
Barstool video of the year, that was awesome
Like JVR, she gave you that.
Popped a molly I’m sweatin woooo bitch better have my money UHH!!
@ axl…. Hilarious.
Should have twerked on that bitches head… Thought for sure that’s what you were setting up after the tackle
Pres at the Westminster Dog Show video needs to happen. Your outright goofiness and all those bougie tight asses would be gold.
pres you clearly pulled a jerry seinfeld and got a head start in the race
Pres just an FYI females are a gender not a “race”
I think this was great. And I’m pretty sure you were drunk, which I have no problem with.
What’s the ETA of the” Boston Brute “
When you ran out of the tunnel with the flag I lost it. Too good
When a Google “hangout” involves Feitelberg, it’s a Google-. KFC should head to Fire Island and do a mockumentary, or have his bro pose as a hipster in Williamsburg.
Just wondering, how does that locker room smell? Is it wonderful?
kfc is funny in the asshole kind of way especially in his blogs but in person is no where on the level of being funny like Big Cat & Pres are with these videos,
500 yard race: “saw him comin’ a mile away..”
if you dont think im saying “bitch better have my money” around the office tomorrow you are nuts
Clean it up, Prez…8:30 u totally whiffed with the follow-thru handshake, she was expecting more…but i guess that’s nothing new with u…Giggity
I love this shit
“Are you getting the feet?”
The videos are clearly making this the best website going. Hands down. Big Cat has been served. KFC needs to get relevant with a video schtick that isn’t KFC Radio.
I can still still that big honker in the mist Pres
Still nobody behind me…
lol girls acting tough.
That Philly QB threw her offensive lineman under the bus faster than Peyton Manning.
WTF is a torn shinlling?
Starting around the 19:00 mark…. When I die, I want to come back as that toilet.
Big Cat just got shit on with this video. Thought the WNBA video was top shelf, but Pres just dominated the world with this piece.
Never change pres. Your videos are top notch
So is Lauren Labella coming on the bro show next week?
NPS: No Pussy Shit might be the quote of the year
For the record, please note, I would NOT stick it in the butt of these ladies. I would totally try to knock em up cuz you know these are the types of bitches that will look hot after poppin’ out a kid. Ya get to fuck em every once in a while if you connected like that. Sign me up
pure gold beginning at 8:01. Need a GIF yesterday.
*tackled. dumb autocorrect
Absolutely hilarious Pres. The girl you wanted was practically begging for the d.
I think I’m an LFL fan now. That was awesome.
el pres has set his sights too low running for mayor.
Dave, simply remarkable. Standing ovation w/ golf clap inserted.
You’re fucking hilarious you dirty Jew.
Krispy Kreme changed his name 6 months ago and no one told me.
I fucking hate myself for watching that entire thing
Please tell me I’m not the only one who noticed the typo on that shirt pres won
kfc would have cummed his pants interviewing the girls and then gotten trucked
Pains me to the core to say it David… the videos are tremendous. Too bad the rest off your laughable “staff” fucking blow.
she wanted dick 100000%
Best one yet Pres. hysterical. Good stuff.
18:10 – midget chick getting AGGRESSIVE.
16 in purple would killllll el pres in a fight
All time classic, well done!
Is it wrong that at 20:23 #16 is face down, ass up and I’m hard as a diamond?
Top notch Prez !
“she ran into the tarminator today”
nice work, pres.
is there something wrong with loving these pres videos?
wow that blonde girl form the halftime drill totally wanted to fuck pres… did you see her chasing after him after he rubbed his nuts on her? i think they actually fucked… damn i guess that just comes with the territory of being a mogul
Hahaha fuckin’ big ugly
“BITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY!”
unequivocally the BEST barstool video!
I lost it when you called the center a “big ugly”
Not going to lie, I thought a lot of this was fucking hysterical.
This shit is like the old NFL Blitz games cept more tits and ass
just when i thought i was out….pres pulls me back in
“Full Tilt, Full Time” – David “El Pres” Portnoy
she ran into the Darbinhator?? Hilarious.
Why isn’t there a gif of you prancing with that flag at 2:05?
I wish you would try to cut electricity with a knife
Does your massive nose have any special instruments to feel momentum in the air?
If you start a LFL team in Boston we need Holley Mangold to anchor the line.
Such ladies with the language. Clean it up sluts.
Aaaand philly loses in yet another sport…
Waving the flag. Unreal.
How long is a week in your life Prez? The combine was like 12 days ago
Dave got red when she said BALLS!
The Philadelphia Passion’s locker room at the end of the game is what I imagine the Jets’ locker room to be like at the end of one of their games.
Easily the best video you guys have ever done from top to bottom
I dont know who owns these teams but can someone explain to me why they havent signed Bethany the ring girl as a center yet?
EL PRES FOR MAYOR. FUCKING CLASSIC!!!
You need to get Dragon as a security detail for your campaign
I would let Dragon fuck my shit up
“Never been a distance guy” 500 yards is slightly more than a lap on a standard track, are you fucking kidding me Pres?
especially using hooks from mainstream hip-hop songs
nothing less motivating than girls trying to get motivated
I watched a lot more of that video than I’m proud to say.
one word… dragon.
feitelberg likes being t-bagged more then that chick you tackled
That was the best thing I have ever seen
I’d Rypien to Angela
There was negative creativity with that pregame talk in the baltimore locker room.
Taking thunder away from the best part of your website barstool radio
7:42 all day long
Almost pissed myself laughing at Pres’s start to that 500 yard race. The sheer look of happiness and determination might be the funniest thing I’ve seen on this site. Thank you.
Lingerie Football League MVP needs to challenge El Prez for The Bro Show
It would really be amazing if you could find someone to blog Boston everyday that didnt make all the stoolies want to kill themselves and you could just crush it with these videos. I guess that is too much to ask though.
Didn’t watch it yet but I know it’s gold.
Dave, you crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks
My penis went inside of my body at the thought of that center on guess that ass….Literally inside of my body. This is truly a tragedy.
Dragon was dark. Real dark.
Anyone who thinks pres isn’t going to donate all of the marathon money is a certified retard. Shut the fuck up, elpresisfat
Should have been yelling freedom mel gibson style with that flag, and no attempt at a Gronk Spike was a complete letdown.
need Angela as a wake up and I needed it yesterday.
does this break your record for the number of black women and number of hot women in lingerie you have talked to in one year?
lies and steals money from marathon shirts= is a Tribesman
I think this locked up your mayor bid.
“I’ve seen other companies donating 15%. I’ve seen other companies using this to try and get facebook likes. It’s gross. This is precisely why we’re going to give the money directly to whoever we give it to. No middle man. I know some charities do great work, but I also know lots of others use it as a guise to fill their pockets or just flat lie. It’s disgusting.”
That kid smoked your ass prez. You should challenge him to a rematch.
It would have been better if pres was in the lingere.
you really are an ugly fuck
For some reason all these chicks give me an extreme hard-on.
over under 8 boners that whole day for you?
can we get renee in some lingerie?
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