From Local Smokeshow of the Day To Miss Universe….Dreams Can Come True!
‘Merica! Congrats to my girl Olivia Culpo. The first official former smokeshow to become Miss Universe. Was it rigged? Hell yeah it was rigged. But a win is a win is a win. In case you missed it this is what I said about her 3 years ago when we introduced her to the world….
“And the answer is Olivia from Providence. I don’t want to exaggerate here or anything, but I’m pretty sure this is the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen in my life. No joke. Like it would almost suck to date her unless you can marry her because everybody else is going to pale in comparison. Like if I worked for some high faluting modelling agency I would be on speed dial trying to book this girl. Pure hotness. I’d say a potato sack girl but she’s just singe that bag to shreds.”
Smut mogul. Fashion mogul. Discoverer of Miss Universes everywhere. Just doing what I do.
Show us Renee’s tits to celebrate.
She looks like she could use some protein in her diet.
She’ll probably celebrate hard tonight, but not as hard as some random dude from Providence who gets to live the rest of his life knowing he got his first HJ from Miss Universe in middle school.
did press do it again, or did press do it again?
Surprised you haven’t offered to run her campaign for Miss Galaxy yet.
I want her stool
I’d give my life savings to get a half hour alone with her hamper
Im waiting for the first gayball to call her a butterface
Barstool was her jump off… See, fat Jews with big noses are good for somethin!
Brazil and Venezuela had the rest of those bitches SMOKED and it wasn’t even close. USA was at best #4 in that top 5 (Also behind Australia)…..but hey- Whatever! DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?!?!?!?
First Jenna Marbles, now Miss Universe? How pissed are you?
Shouldn’t “Just what I do.”
be: “Jew, what I do.”
Shouldn’t “Just what I do.”
be: “Jew, what I do.”
@diggy, a universe is bigger than a galaxy fuckstick
Prez Imagine what kind of things you could be doing locally if it weren’t for your smart move of posting that picture of Brady’s kid?
is it weird that I just photoshopped my dick in her mouth in that picture?
Now you can say “I Facebook stalked her before she was famous.”
Brady’s kid will be Miss Universe one day, so he got his start on Barstool too.
Australia was way way hotter
^^^only if they allow men with huge dicks
She’s from Cranston, RI. Where did you think the “cranston” ass cheek gap came from?
she banged one of the biggest idiots i’ve ever met
i would backstroke up and down a river of her period blood just to get whiff of a queef thu her panties
Merica
So whichever country hosts the pageant wins, right? Don’t get me wrong, USA’s hot, but there were at least a good half-dozen girls that were better. If Venezuela didn’t completely butcher her question, she probably wins. Memo to future non-English speaking pageant contestants not reading this, speak in your native language, therefore, everyone will just assume you’re saying the right thing.
too bad now they will rescind her title when they realize she was somehow affiliated with the scum that is barstool network.
Austrailia, Brazil , USA
I would like to take her out to a nice steak dinner
Deserved it 100%. Cant imagine how fresh that vagina is fuck u squids that actually watched the contest supporting other cuntries girls.
In aware i spelled cuntries wrong.
In aware i spelled cuntries wrong.
She can’t be that special if she dates ryan lochte
You aware you spelled “I’m” wrong? ^
seeing as i just bought tix to prov foam….
david your hubris is quite entertaining..
why throw her up on the site after the big w? only gonna bring negative press…protect your own pres, protect your own.
You blogged about her 3 years ago… and she’s now 20… That’s next level Slut Mogul
i really hate to be that guy, cuz everyone assumes that anything you say on the internet is bogus…but did this chick really win Miss Universe??? i mean she’s hot and all, but my girl is right here next to me asleep with no makeup (and actually drooling a little, hahaha)and she can hang with this girl. i really gotta get the Dro_Lady on the pageant circuit. i’m trying to see some of that Miss Universe money.
you may now proceed to thumbs down the shit out this.
Funny Donald Trump would tweet these chicks are better looking than VS girls…….OK DONALD
^^Got a little chuckle from Dro_Lady. Thumbs up
Does anybody know if El Pres tweeted anything last night?
What are you people talking about brazil? She was hideous her face was not attractive at all. Now Australia and South Africa had beef, they were by far the hottest.
Nothing puts my mind at ease more about the future of our world then a woman in a bikini talking about how she’s going to create world peace and solve hunger
Her sash said, “USA”, but it should have said, “Greece”. Major league ass-player. Fact. My friend dated her at BU.
early ..and i see a small stain starting to get BIGGER !!!!
Those eyebrows look like they need daily grooming.
Ball don’t lie
you featured her as a smoke when she was 17? i’m cool with that.
Dro Man, pictures (tits included) or she doesn’t exist.
She’s gorgeous, but she shouldn’t have had her nose narrowed. She looked better back in her Miss Rhode Island days.
She’s gorgeous, but she shouldn’t have had her nose narrowed. She looked better back in her Miss Rhode Island days.
Send me to the next pageant. I’m not leaving until I can offcially call my dick “The U.N.”
haha, i wish i could, otwisted. but she’s puerto rican and would cut my balls off and put them in my mailbox if she ever found out. the best i can do is tell you to think rachel bilson, just puerto rican. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UsnKNgnYcIU/TKCQDHfPRMI/AAAAAAAAAs4/8GI4tXZjbmo/s1600/rachel+bilson+0.jpg
That girl shouldn’t have even been in the top 5. France was WAAAAY hotter than her. Venezuela went “Ms. South Carolina”, what the hell was she saying? Brazil and Australia were the hottest of the final 5 and ONLY Philippines gave an intelligent answer to what were some of the most god awful questions that could have been asked. I’d still bang the bitch (in the ass) but there were MUCH better (i.e. hotter) choices (France, South Africa, Thailand).
she is 20 now, 3 years ago you were posting pics of a kid. Fucking pervert
And that may have been the day we voted to kill the term – “potato sack girl” for once and for all….thank god.
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eyebrows like that means only one thing: asshole hair.
Wonder when she’ll hit the stage at The Foxy? I’d prefer Cheater’s so I can finger her asshole for $1.
just glad i knew her back in middle school, and can say she looked back then. way to go Liv!