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‘Merica!  Congrats to my girl Olivia Culpo. The first official former smokeshow to become Miss Universe. Was it rigged? Hell yeah it was rigged. But a win is a win is a win.    In case you missed it this is what I said about her 3 years ago when we introduced her to the world….


“And the answer is Olivia from Providence. I don’t want to exaggerate here or anything, but I’m pretty sure this is the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen in my life. No joke. Like it would almost suck to date her unless you can marry her because everybody else is going to pale in comparison. Like if I worked for some high faluting modelling agency I would be on speed dial trying to book this girl. Pure hotness. I’d say a potato sack girl but she’s just singe that bag to shreds.”


Smut mogul.  Fashion mogul.  Discoverer of Miss Universes everywhere.   Just doing what I do.