Got To Love This Deadspin Squid Just Killing it On CNN
Everybody has been up my asshole since Deadspin broke the Manti Te’o thing. Like hey Pres how jealous are you of Junior? I bet you wish you were them now, blah, blah, blah. Yeah like I’d want to be this squid. Listen I already said that Deadspin did a great job with this story. This is what they are good at. They love doing research and paying for stories and digging up dirt and shit. But the reason I call them Junior is because somewhere along the way they decided they were going to try to do exactly what we do. They started posting weird stories, weird videos and trying to crack jokes etc. It’s like they had a company meeting and said we need to be more like Barstool. Well the only problem is they can’t because as this video shows they are a bunch of comic con nerds. I ain’t mad at them for it. Hell I’m making a fortune on this Te’o thing. Deadspin breaks it. Pageviews makes it. All I ask is they stick to this stuff and leave the funny shit to me. Otherwise I’ll have to stuff this kid in whatever locker he escaped from.
PS – Nice black shirt under the dress shirt. Sick look brah.
Te’o wound up…uhhhhhhhh
Te’o wound up…ummmmmm
Te’o wound up
How many spokes does Renee have on her asshole?
You should give at least 10% of the jew gold you make off those t-shirts to whoever made up the slogan in the comments
If the camera adds 10 pounds, imagine how big KFC’s double chin would look if he were on CNN.
squid city
was an F until “deadspin breaks it, pageviews makes it”. classic
hey bro..ur face is leanin to the right.
gotta let your tit hair breath out of the button down, no undershirt needed
Pres better make sure Junior is not hitting Renee up on Twitter
Squid City wearing his daddy’s blazer, trying to show his good side that doesn’t exist, and flashing his skinny-fat double chin
So is Barstool now gonna be called Deadspin junior?
sweatin Deadspin HARD
the renee jokes were funny the first 4, maybe 5 times but after like 50 fucking times its not that funny anymore. shut the fuck up
“Deadspin breaks it. Pageviews makes it” A+
You might be a mogul but magary is a thousand times better than you
Did a little Deadspin style research. Looks like you owe ‘seven 4′ a few dabloons you little thief, you.
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/notre-dame-claims-manti-teo-was-the-victim-of-a-hoax-by-getting-tricked-into-falling-in-love-with-his-girlfriend-who-didnt-exist-even-though-he-claims-he-talked-to-her-every-night-on/
http://www.probioticsmart.com/media//blog/smiling-horse.jpg
Renee yearbook photo
Boom goes the dynamite.
Cancel Philly, I gotta admit that pic is pretty damn funny, but you’re also a huge asshole.
Uuuuhhmm… Can u ask that question again??… Sorry uuuhm… Uuhhmm.. …
Hey let’s see El Pres take this kid on at the Rough N Rowdy!! Epic fight
Squid – Navy term for newbie deck swabber. Homo – derogatory term for shitty blogger. Stupid Lame Cunt – you.
Uuuuhhmm… Can u ask that question again??… Sorry uuuhm… Uuhhmm.. …
Hey let’s see El Pres take this kid on at the Rough N Rowdy!! Epic fight
Leave the funny shit to you? You hired Neil, jmac and feitelberg, you wouldn’t know funny if it punched you in your giant nose
Shia Labeouf is a faggot
What is the model/brand of that TV. Excellent picture. Same thing happened to my buddy on CNBC greatest phone hustler I’ve ever heard, got in front of camera couldn’t talk. Strange.
I think you’re a talentless manipulator who lucked his way into money preying on the stupid but I have to admit that black shirt under the button down look is awful.
That was hard to watch.
If I were you, I’d be jealous of Deadspin…
Ta ta ta today junior! Wow that was awkward I almost feel bad for this squid
Cancel Philly= Broughtery. Bro, i wouldnt be making fun of anybody being that you are 4 foot”my dick. That cute red sweater vest even adds 2 inches. Gotta admit tho, the pic was funny but ur still broughtery and well…
Stop comparing BSS to Deadspin, Deadspin would never faun over Bieber, Swift, & Lambert the way BSS does. Apples and non homo comparison.
Even the biebs would be impressed by that power move right there pageviews.
How does Manti rank up against other historical liars? Check it out, cast your vote and share your thoughts:
http://aidanfromworcester.com/2013/01/18/best-liar-manti-lance-armstrong-bill-clinton-o-j-alger-hiss/
Pres I hate barstool it…uhhhh…eaghhmmmm…
Dude’s name is Brian Fart.
DS and BS do not make a fair comparison, and I read both daily.
Deadspin is better at national sports and current / breaking stories because they have millions of funding via Nick Denton, and many contacts with ESPN. It’s a purely sports blog though, and we can all admit their (fewer) top comments are much funnier and smarter; I’m often jealous of their commentators and think the must write for CC or another top network.
BUT I do love Barstool, it’s MUCH better for local sports news (eg Jerry and Pres), and other pop-culture / entertainment stuff. It’s a better blog in general, and should attract more interest and page views. But our comments? They’re shit. LOL Pres has a big nose, LOL, fire Neil, LOL Renee is a whore, LOL Pres is a dirty Jew. Really? Come on Boston, we have the top concentration of schools in the world and that’s the best we can do?
Jesus Christ enough with “squid”.
Great post Dave…you were REAL great on national T.V…guess this is the final gun in the bullet for deadspin
@oybrent shut the fuck up bro
actually no one gives a fuck who broke the god damn story except you, you piece of shit. only a people give a shit about useless story’s.. real shit bro
Oybrent, thanks for clearing that up for us. Deadspin fucking sucks and you, take a lap.
I spit out my coffee at the “black shirt line.” Nice touch.
i hate to do this because bss is solid, but magary is dynamite and even big cat copies his peter king take downs (when he was with ksk) with the responses to articles like reilly and armstrong. just do you and no one will care who imitates who becuase funny is funny regardless of who’s schtick it is
also, thats not a dress shirt, its a picnic table cloth, and there is never a time when shirts belong under the button doen
Pres cannot wait for the Kroll Show next week, with those ads and the te’o shirts I really think you hit an all time high in popularity with barstool this week.
I’m sorry. Can you repeat the question one more time?
I wound up watching that whole thing and then I wound up writing this
Sounds like this guy’s brain used the last gun in the bullet so to speak..
thats the last gun in the bullet
well if that doesnt put the nail in the coffin as far as him being involved, i dont know what will
Dude sounded like the lawyer from My Cousin Vinny
Drew Magery is great. Just ask him, he’ll tell you.
Fuck that guy. Decent talent, but so in love with himself and so vastly overrated that he is insufferable. He makes Dave seem humble and Christian.
Who is drew magary? If it’s that guy in the video, how can anyone like him?
Yeah other than the fact that their writers are exponentially more talented than you or your writers (Jerry and Rear Ad aside), their insight into the sports world is exponentially better than yours. And strangely enough, the only website that ever discusses Barstool’s influence in the world is Barstool. Not oddly, the only time Barstool gets attention is when a toolbag like David puts a naked kid’s picure on a post and comments on his penis. And that they get more page views than you on a daily basis.
But I can see how Deadspin is your junior. You have to love the ramblings of a bitter fraud like David.
Kentucky- Everything was funny the first 4 or 5 times, then stopped being funny. Neil sucks? Hilarious. You’d tounge punch her fartbox? Genius. FTW? Oh man, high comedy.
Pres gonna Pres! This guy legit makes you look like Brad Pitt. He go the shitty Jew hair, you got the surfer hair. He is a stuttering fool, you made Jim Rome your bitch. !Viva La Stool!
send “seven 4″ the jew gold!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eBfZFVV_f8
When the duke lacrosse story broke I went to their school store and bought a t-shirt after drinking one night because I thought it would be ironic and funny. I then got the shirt and thought it was dumb and I wanted to get laid so I donated it to Salvation Army and told chicks I donate old clothes to give back. What I’m saying is that I can’t imagine buying one of these shirts and wearing it. You’d have to be at least 3/4 retarded
Deadspin is breaking major national stories, pageviews is selling joke tshirts. Who’s playing chess?
Pageviews owns Barstool, Deadspin are all minimum wage nerd interns who turn into stone when in public. Who’s playing chess?
Love it when Dave gets so riled up by the comments he feels like he needs to set em straight. Go back to your wife who is sickened at the thought of carrying your child.
one site is 60 minutes the other is family guy.
deadpsin as like 60 minutes..
..its a highbrow site that does
good investigating work & i enjoyed
their obsession with espn and
like how they expose the network..
barstool is clearly family guy..
..in which daily people come
for a good f-ing laugh..
you really cannot compare the two sites
but you’re mistaken if you dont
think deadspin is not trying to be younger
and hipper like barstool.
Cant wait til deadspin breaks some embarrassing investigative story about dave. or neil.
Deadspin breaks stories that pubs like SI and ESPN can’t. Barstool runs fake raves for teenagers with soap and glowsticks. But don’t get me wrong – who cares. If it makes you money, keep doing it.
elprez speaking of pageviews, check this out (from worthofweb.com)
Deadspin: 61 million monthly pageviews, worth about $9.5 mil
Barstool: 21 million monthly pageviews, worth $2.4 mil
you sure are kicking their ass all over the internet. Keep up the good work with the t-shirts!!!
cahill nailed it.
12pm on a Saturday… Do you know where your presidente is??
We need a deadspin breaks it, pageviews makes it and we need it yesterday
Deadspin breaks it pageviews makes it tshirt I meant to say
60 minutes and family guy? Worst analogy I’ve ever seen.
Deadspin is the daily show and barstool is tosh.0 just not as clever
Barstool has very little original content
Donkey… Bigcat brings original content all day.
wearing a stoolie shirt is like wearing an affliction shirt…..its not cool
Did he died?
Awesome Interview. I liked it way better than ProjectX.