Guess That Ass
And the answer is Doutzen Kroes. Listen everybody knows I’m a Candice Swanepoel guy. BUT THIS ASS DON’T LIE! I mean I’ve scrolled through every picture from the VS fashion show last night and Doutzen Kroes is a man amongst boys. Just dominated this thing from start to finish. The only thing I can compare it to is Pedro in the all star game at Fenway. You have all the best players in the world gathering in one spot and Kroes still toyed with her competition. Didn’t even break a sweat. Diabolical doesn’t even begin to describe how diabolical she looks here. I think I’d literally agree to never have sex with anybody ever again for 1 night with her in this outfit.
“This outfit is from the Gaystoolie Collection…”
I would never make another anti-semitic remark if I could lick her taint for 5 minutes.
Does Sandusky get royalties for allowing people to wear his shit?
of course you agree to never have sex with anybody ever again for 1 night with her in this outfit. because that’s like trading NOTHING foreverything. You know since you won’t ever have sex with anyone else anyway. your own a$$ doesn’t count.
Tasty camel toe pic 3. Mmmmmm good.
What I wouldn’t give to be manhandled while wearing that thing.
That thing could snap a carot
aannnd another homerun by gaystoolie
Gaystoolie has to be the writer for Barstool San Francisco, right?
gaystoolie makes me giggle
Meh, she’s a dime a dozen on these pages. I’d take Kim K yesterday 10 days a week, over this broad.
Does anyone know the link to Renee Portnoy’s YouTube video? My wife just went out and I’d love to jerk off to it right now.
by rexisfat, its on worldstarhiphop.com
GOOD GOD THAT IS A WALNUT
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what are you talking about?
every other chick on the planet just got put on notice. ass is dominating life as we know it.
scmass is whats wrong with this country
Only you could look at pictures like that and compare it to men and boys.
I would wear that outfit to a Pats game for ten minutes with her asshole…
That’s pretty fuckin scrumptous….
I was at the show (im not an internet millionaire my dad works for limited brands) and made slight eye contact with this chick and almost came it was the high point of my life
Why aren’t there more pics from the show on here? WTF is this site coming to?
I want a cast made from that ass so I can eat my cereal out of it every day. fap fap fap
@neilsfather….what a great story, maybe it would have been interesting if you “miggsed” her like that stud did in silence of the lambs to jody foster when she was walking down the corridor of the jail cells. Now that is true love and romance at its finest.
Can “scmass” please be banned. He’s not funny and he’s an idiot.
I’m not even joking I’d fuck a rusty electrical outlet for 10 seconds with that.
100000/10. Gotta say I was disappointed with Lima’s downfall. VS models shouldn’t be allowed to have kids.