Holy Shit
And in the hardo statement of the universe I showed this picture to the First Lady and asked her how nervous she would be if she were that kayaker with a Great White following her and her response was “I don’t think I’d be nervous at all.” She was dead serious. Hardoooooo……
UPDATE – I’m pleased and happy to repeat the news that we have, in fact, caught and killed a large predator that supposedly injured some bathers. But, as you see, it’s a beautiful day, the beaches are open and people are having a wonderful time. Amity, as you know, means “friendship.
Who wouldn’t want to be eaten by a great white being married to you?
My thought exactly
She isn’t nervous because great whites don’t like to eat squids
Honesty is the first thing that goes
Fuck the kayaker, I’d be shitting my pants if I was that paddleboarder.
Pres just got cuckolded by the First Lady. Guess we know who wears the pants in that house.
First
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srN6kTKDrWI
isnt your wife real dumb?
Pres – please throw Feitelberg, Mo, and Barstool U in that water
She wouldn’t be scared because she would know that it is just you doing the backstroke behind her with your nose sticking out of the water.
What the hell was this?
Pedro and cookie ftw.
Cookie with the comment of the year
Cookie with the old jack a commentors comment from last week and take the credit. Bu hey fuck it bro, if it gives u a little Barstool clout then more power to ya.
Jealous goody??
A little “Between Two Ferns” reference there, cookie puss?
Cookie jacked my comment from last week. Whatttta looosaaa
I assumed Roy Scheider killed the predator but turns out that bitch is dead too
Goddy. i made the comment last week you idiot.
Hey cookie, whatever you gotta do bra
Ok Brah you tool. If you really want to go back and look on the Chatham shark scare you will see I made the original comment. I would have thought you knew that since you have nothing better to do in your mom’s basement than to police the comment section on barstool sports. Obviously you don’t have a real job since you are making comments at 1:30 on Monday morning.
Relax cookie puss haha. My time stamp is fucked up so it was way earlier than that bro. Just like this here post will indeed be in the future. If i was the loser no job kinda bro u speak of wouldnt i have known it was you? You really think i care buddy? Haha. But since ur so defensive and need the credit for a lame joke anyways, u got it kid. Nice shark fin joke cookie puss, ur still a raging boner tho bro.
You are a total loser. Trying to call me out on barstool comment section when you wrong and a complete squid. Now go back to your mothers basement and come up with something funny bro. Gioddy77, ” ma where’s the meatloaf”.
Cookie, you new here bro?
Try writing a post without using the F word big boys. Do some of you know how to read a book or study? Get rid of the fucking big talk.