I love sluts!¬†¬† Seriously this has to be the best thing that’s happened for the Cowboys at Cowboy stadium all year right?¬†¬†¬† Chick is pretty fucking hot and I’m loving that zebra print bra.¬†¬†¬† For some reason I just picture Jerry Jones sitting up in his luxury¬†box sipping on a¬†martini watching the Cowboys get demolished calmly whispering to one of his assistants “Get Me That Girl” and like two seconds later she’s in his box sucking his dick.¬†¬†¬† I’d say it’s 90% sure¬†that scenario really happened.


And for when youtube takes this down…