The constant pursuit of perfection….
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face of a mogul right there
That picture right there sums you up pretty good
haha he booty clapped over top of her also
Its El Prez’s World and we’re just living in it.. 1st the Bar Stool Combine. then metting his boy hood man crush , shutting down JVR.. now groping the stars of the Lingerie league.. next stop Mayor City
i cannot wait for this
PurSUIT of ELECTION.
n/m: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iX2OzgV0q0. priceless! can’t wait for the BSS video.
@booradley where is the video?
I was sure that was fake until I watched the video. Still don’t know how you managed to strike that pose but I’m impressed.
rape culture at its finest
Did you teabag her after the tackle? Style points on or off for that move?
and @ bitchesbeingbitches confirmed with the youtube post above mine. But any good article needs 2 sources..
have to say it’s real – from LFL official pics:
BRAVO, Absolutely think this is fuckn awesome. This is some “most interesting man in the world” level shit.
Did you end up having to buy your rental pants after this?
Whole lotta thigh.
wow what a month for you! Everythings coming up Portnoy!
here we go: http://itsalwayssunnyindetroit.com/2011/11/mtv-lingerie-football-league-to-give-fan-chance-to-tackle-player-at-lingerie-bowl-ix-halftime/.html
IS it me or does she have a huge fucking leg? Look at the size of that hambone!
Nice coverage McCourty….Touchdown Bimbo!!
What just happened?
does anybody know her name or did i miss that somewhere.
double nose seven
Tv reinforces your hideous features, face, hair, etc
@Philthisdick, I’m cool every day and twice on Sunday.
That is a great Robert De Niro impersonation face, Pres.
Is Jeff Ross your brother ?
I forget. Is dry humping a 10 or a 15 yard penalty.
Otwisted, you’re probably a cool dude.
I need Philthisdick to shut the fuck up, and I needed it yesterday.
the word is “yes”
Commenters: if you say things like “we need it yesterday” “everyday of the week and twice on Sunday” “if so and so is wrong than I don’t want to be right” KILL YOURSELVES.
Rape culture FTW
Lets talk more about how long ago we needed things. That joke never gets old….
ps…def photoshop…no wedding ring on tackling hand…you know he wouldn’t give up that gold
The Baltimore crab grab
I need a Fathead of that shit — stat!
I just commented the other day how pathetic it was how awful the pics were on here when photoshop was called for. Somebody from the outside did a decent job.
Horrible form on the rape…i mean tackle
Pretty dope picture. I’m surprised you figured out away to produce something cool with all your bullshit produced videos .
That picture screams lesbians and special olympics
What in the FUCK is going on
@jackburton don’t forget pres’ wedding.
are you wearing black pantyhose?
The tux. From chat roulette to red neck boxing to the lingerie bowl…the tux had seen some shit
you look like a fat pauly shore
I also wear spandex tights with a tuxedo
I see you’re going in for the finger blast! Good move
you brains got a think candy shell
Viva la rape culture t shirts get on it Jew boy
We need thousands of El Pres for El Mayor posters with this pic on it and we needed them yesterday.
There’s a Lingerie Bowl?
No tit grab on the way down? Corec flag football in college it was almost automatic “oops I grabbed your shorts too” when going for the flag.. Rookie move.
Renee won’t be happy
I don’t understand it, but I respect the hell out of it.
I can’t hate this. God that’s awesome. Video? Gif minimally?
looks like she broke the plane to me…maybe next time less mugging for the cameras more time concentrating on stuffing the ball carrier before the goal line
I’d say add this to the 25 Most Unflattering Celebrity Photo ad but I have to admit, I’m flattered at this picture.
needed footage of this yesterday
Good ole Davo. Pounding out a football player on the side, Letterman style
I’m assuming its fake btw
Real or fake, fantastic picture.
We need video evidence of this ASAP.
Is this the precise moment where her arm snapped like a twig? Women are fragile
Nicely done. If you wore eye black with tux = hero status. Speaking of black, fire Mo
WHY AREN’T YOU PROMOTING THE FACT THAT YOU ARE RUNNING FOR MAYOR, EVERY SINGLE DAY. NO ONE KNOW’S WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE!!
Of course this is photo shopped it looks like he is wearing stockings. Damn good job though
She must have had a terrible cone drill/40 time if you were able to catch her.
I might set that picture as my background, screen saver, and make it a poster on my wall. Hilarious, I need a backstory/video and I needed it 2 weeks ago.
I bet you had to roll over and lay on your stomach for a while.
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I want to sniff your pinky finger.
Fucking GOLD hahahahaha
How many Internet dollars is the First Lady going to get in the divorce settlement?
You look like the retarded kid that just won the egg toss…..Nicely done David
Trying to figure out if this is photoshopped not…gotta be fake this picture is too perfect
this has to be photo-shopped right?
Geeze…what a fool.
What a jackass
i need the video of this NOW
how hard are you poking her as ass in this pick
All I know is that I’m not doing shit at work tomorrow until I see this footage.
“one hot dog please”
mogul style form tackle
how sweet? too sweet.
How long until somebody photoshops a dick in your mouth?
PerSUIT. HAHAHAHAH pres puns
Lookin’ pretty downs-y there, pres
Jenna Marbles is pursuing a LFL career?
Funny how you’re dressed like James Bond, considering you’re probably the direct opposite when it comes to scoring with chicks.
“Um, can I get one gefilte fish to go, please?”
Classic portnoy “O” face
New prof pic
Now that’s a Mayor!
@milehigh303 her rack isnt even that big you faggot
Renee is about to go Tonya Harding on this bitch
everybody! do the vinegar strokes!
No hover-arm like you had with Sophie Turner? Nice work.
“Da fuck is this guy doing?” – that chick
i hope you copped a feel at least and didnt just squeeze her stomach the whole time
Best picture in the history of Portnoy
trying to figure out whats bigger… her rack or your nose
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