You know how some guys just walk in a room and assert dominance? They say CEOs and Tom Brady are like that. They walk in a room and everyone stops, stares and says, “That guy is the alpha in here.” Well, this is how you do it at a water slide/redneck yacht club tarp slide. You bang a girl doggy and chug your Busch Light. That tells everyone in the area code that you’re the manliest man in town.