Introducing The Absolute Worst Beat In the History Of Civilization
I don’t know what to say. I’m speechless. Duke goes from winning the game to not covering a 9.5 spread in the span of a 1 minute? That’s impossible. Did my 107 fever finally kill me? Am I in hell now? I must be right? Although I didn’t think I’d still have to blog in the afterlife. All I know is what I just watched could not have happened like that. It just couldn’t have. I must be dead.
It’s real and it’s spectacular
what sort of degenerate bets a duke/cincinnati football game
Midas has a bizzaro brother and his name is Portnoy.
It’s because you touch yourself at night
aww lose some of your jew gold?
http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=priceiswrong&play=true
Hopefully your bookie takes Barstool Bucks.
Duke RBs were tough near the goal line. Ridley doesn’t seem so bad all of a sudden.
at least you got the over, don’t be so greedy.
Perhaps you should stop betting Pres? You are really bad at it. And think of all the Silver pieces you could’ve saved up by now
Looks like el mush is in bowl season form early in the going.. great call bitch tits. Watched that whole second half with commercials and still don’t know what fuckin’ Belk represents. What I do know, is that you just got Belked real good Pageviews.
@mattsh20 it’s internet dollars…step up your game
The regular God wouldn’t have pulled that shit
Belk is the Southern Nordstrom Melo..well, for poorer people anyways.
Something is fishy with you and your wife. Married to a complete degenerate 8 years older than her who brags about not betting anything less than a dime a game and loses a lot. No way you turn any sniff of a profit, not a chance. What is she running from? What is her angle here?
Worst beat….?
You don’t really bet on these games, do you?
Great story for Gambler’s Anonymous. “Hi, my name’s Dave…..there was the time I took mush to a whole new level when I….”
Hello Nick Temple, meet El Prez the person you cost 100,000 Internet dollars to.
I had the -9.5 and was shitting bricks for 95% of the game, had I known el schnoz had the +9.5 I would have put the house on it
glad i saw your post at 6 oclock and did a cincy and over parlay for 250… thanx prez
“This is starting to become a real issue, David.” – counselor
Hey Dave, is the First Lady on Instagram?
So happy I faded the Pres. Throw the jew down the well…
Every Kick in the balls begins with Kay
the belkdoor cover
Shouldn’t this be one of those…. “Did Prez do it again…..” posts?
Pres, you should pay your bets in blackout tickets.
You have to be the biggest jinx on the planet. Way to shatter Duke’s bowl win.
Greatest cover for me, thanks again Cincy. Suck a fat one Pres
They didn’t win shit they coughed the ball up before they even scored anything! The last touchdown is a bit unlucky though.
Everytime I see your picks on twitter I sit back and laugh hope no one take your advice. Baylor ML was straight stealing last night
If you’re betting on meaningless college football games, there’s a good chance your life is also meaningless. And you’re a colossal loser.
Do you try to get sick?
you know nothing about sports
That’s a pretty brutal one. I love all the morons ripping pres for betting on a non-marquee game though. Professional bettors bet almost exclusively on non-marquee matchups, fuckheads. Those are the easiest games to have an edge on because the books take the least action on them, and therefore they put less time into coming up with the lines for them.