How the fuck haven’t I heard of this guy until today?      I mean everything he says is liquid gold.     I think my three favorites were;


“I want these guys bouncing around today like a pogo stick on Viagra”

“The season is like a roll of toilet paper.  The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.” (so true by the way)

“You got to study this thing and then get busy like a Homely girl on her honeymoon.  Busy.  Busy.  Busy.”


PS – How many whistles does this guy wear at all times?   Like 9?


- Thanks to Austin for the tip