Lax Bro Gets Mollywopped
You know you landed a good punch when the kid looks like a new born giraffe trying to walk it off. Sit back down, deuces. No need for heroes in Junior B indoor lacrosse.
PS – I think the goalie needs a few more pads
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sucker move
How is that a sucker move? They were tied up in a consensual fight and 22 got rocked. Not to mention that after the kid concussed him he casually jogged away without even attempting another swing. Nature vs. nurture – nature always wins. I fucking hate lax bros too and I respect 21
its a sucker move because the guy in black didnt take his helmet off till the other kid ripped it off. got like 10 punches in before his helmet came off
fuck. just rewatched and he did leave the helmet on. comment retracted
i duno why the kid took his helmet off while the other guy kept his on. idiot
21 didn’t take the glove off his right hand either… total pussy
Anyone who uses the phrase “tied up in a consensual fight” is a huge fan of dicks
Is “Mollywhopped” a real word or is the fake Jew trying to be innovative?
fake jew is trying to be innovative. also – im a HUGE fan of my own cock, but i would never say “tied up in a consensual fight” – thats so pussy jew to say.
lacrosse after college is also so fuckin pussy jew – why do they do it?
You ever use the word “mollywhopped” again, I’m out this motherf*cker.
Andyrooneyisagod, hahaha. Gronky-punch, what was that all about anyway, god damn seductive is what is was
when did Mangold’s sister start playing goalie?
I think I’m in love with 2days smokeshow. Holy shit
I don’t get it, why is fighting allowed in box lacrosse? First, they all were pussy cages, 2nd they are in sneakers. No skill involved in standing on firm ground throwing punches.
Just a bunch of idiots throwing punches… no entertainment.
That PS was gold
I actually thought molly wrapped was pretty hilarious. And walking like a baby giraffee – solid. And rycoops – what exactly is your text book of not a sucker move? They need to draw a chalk line ? Get the fuck out.
It was a cheap hit. The kid didn’t even have his bucket off, which was what the kid who got knocked out was trying to do. I bet if they squared off, shredded the mits and took off the buckets, like your supposed to do, in hockey anyways, the kid who got knocked out would dummy the pussy with his bucket on. I ve played hockey for Junior and college hockey and thats just an unwritten rule.
Molliwopped- Earl Sweatshirt. Youtube it Kids about to blow up
Molliwopped- Earl Sweatshirt. Youtube it Kids about to blow up
What the fuck is this? The guy on wallaceburg (wallaceburg, ontario i can hear the banjos from here) was in flip flops? Box lacrosse is already 100x worse than regular lax just by what it is, and the fact the goalies are just overweight retards in street hockey goalie gear, but this looks extra gongshow. Like fighting in hockey is one thing since being on skates is a whole different element, but what the fuck is the point of doing it in box lax? You’re on foot, it’s just a fucking streetfight at that point. At least they get their dicks gummed by the box lax sluts from time to time.
cshadee, for all of us non hardos, a bucket is a helmet right? And im assuming that too dummy a pussy with his bucket on, means to go ahead and fuck that bitch up with his helmet on. Right?
goalie looks like the 3rd transformer mid transform
oshadee just threw every term ever used in junior hockey in one post. What were you, 4th line winger as a 20 year old in Jr B’s then made the big jump up to Worcester State and got axed as a freshman? Bobby big wheels. Maybe separate a few of those hockey terms by using words that the other 98% of the population knows. Not everyone had as solid of a hockey career as you which expanded your hockey vocab to such a high level.
And it’s an unwritten rule in college hockey to “shred the mits and take the buckets off”? Must be a new fighting rule in college then. Or maybe just a rule in whatever league you found yourself in after your ultra gongshow junior career being a duster grocery stick (continue inserting chirps that no one understands here)
Jesus, Oshadee is taking a fucking beating…
Those pussies fight? Just wrong. Plus the dude who landed it had is helmet on for the start of the fight.
Add the term “mollywhopped” to the don’t ever use again file along side “potato sack girl”. . . just plain stupid.
if you guys knew anything about box lacrosse you would know that you have to rip the other guys helmet off. its not like you decide to fight, they just happen unlike hockey where guys square up. fuckin do a background check before you start calling shots. also, these are kids not men so relax
A lot of indoor laxers are hockey players, especially in Canada, cus the two sports are very similar. Just sayin… also I bet that both of ‘em started with their helmets on, we just missed the start of it. It was a well landed punch, kid got destroyed, why can’t we just sit back and appreciate that?