My Life Will Be An Epic Failure If I Don’t Have A Personal Butler To Clean My Glasses Before I Die And I Don’t Even Wear Glasses
Two words. Power move. Like even though I don’t wear glasses my life will be a complete failure if I never have a guy whose sole responsibility in life is to clean my glasses. Frankly I don’t how I’ve even survived this long without one. I’m obsessed. I need a personal glasses cleaner as much as I need air right now. That’s how important it’s become to me. I mean how can I be taken seriously as a mogul without a glasses butler? I can’t. It’s impossible. I might as well be homeless.
Nice double post fuckass. Talk to your employees.
HIRE MANZO!
One Word….HARDO
how many spaces do you put after your periods, shark fin?
i gave ‘ol jerry the ‘slippery douglas 1,2,7′ …..yea its dirty
how long are your penises guys?
You have interns I have apprentices… All goonches.
“My life will be an epic failure”, truer words were never spoken.
Time to to change Fitelberg’s employment status from part-time horrible blogger to full time eyeglass cleaner and piss boy.
You already have a paid glass butler on staff already – feebleberg. You just chose to pay him to write shitty blogs and suck your dick daily instead. Meanwhile, fraulein first lady was getting gang banged by nazi youth groups all over germany. When you get back from your latest foam party check her asshole, Rexisfat told me she got an asshole tattoo of swastika.
When did the like/dislike shit start?
sandusky had a glass cleaner
my life will be an epic failure if my son is a homosexual….oh wait
Maybe as a media mogul, you should actually check your blog first to make sure you don’t double post the same shit back-to-back. Luckily you went up against Feitelberg so obviously his post was complete garbage as always.
8===D — onto pres
always taking about power moves, not a power move..
SOUR LUBE = POWER MOVE.
I think I just found Neil’s purpose in life
that man needs a twitter account, just tweeting everything he does for Jerry
Pres, Butlers clean glasses as in cups. What you are seeing and wanting here is an Spectacle Fluffer.
C’mon bro, that’s like saying “Ibiza” instead of “Ibitha”.
Pres, I’m so on board with you. Nothing worse than dirty glasses/sunglasses lenses. I shouldn’t have to clean them myself either with the unemployment rate as high as it is. Viva la glasses cleaners.
Pres, you’ll have to wait until you have a daughter. That is his son-in-law. He has to do that to stay in the Jones family.
you’re life, like a neil blog, is always an epic failure ya jew
do you mean compared to the wildly successful life you’ve lived up to this point?
Sorta like how you frequently spit out coffee that you weren’t even drinking, eh Prez?
@brobruh: “Shark fin.” That’s solid.
@neilsfather: Gold.
Not only does he clean his glasses but he is also the man on the other side of Jerry’s Glory Hole.
Word on the street is that that’s his Son-in-Law….. which makes it SO much more of a story. Whatever it takes to get that Jones $$ I guess
we’ve been over this prez…you are way past the point of deciding if your life is a failure or not. the best you can hope for is to have a little prez junior and buy him some friends
Jerry Jones’ butler. Smoke? I’d share his company, jus sayin.
HAHA! Hilarious! I KNEW you were gonna post on that hardo move when I saw it, Pres.
It’s his son in law. Just keeping him in check as he bangs his daughter
No homo, I would have totally considered having sex with Queen Latifah if it would have stopped that abortion from happening.
In his spare time, he could trim your nose hair and rub your hunchback.