Two words.  Power move.    Like even though I don’t wear glasses my life will be a complete failure if I never have a guy whose sole responsibility in life is to clean my glasses.  Frankly I don’t how I’ve even survived this long without one.   I’m obsessed.   I need a personal glasses cleaner as much as I need air right now.   That’s how important it’s become to me.   I mean how can I be taken seriously as a mogul without a glasses butler?   I can’t.   It’s impossible.  I might as well be homeless.