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NYPOST – Justin Bieber tried to sneak out of a brothel in Brazil while covered in a sheet Friday — but photographers caught him red-handed. The 19-year-old pop star and a friend spent more than three hours in the popular whorehouse Centauros in Rio de Janeiro — before leaving with two women, sources said.He jumped into the back seat of a car while the women, who covered their faces, were put in SUVs and escorted back to his hotel. Bieber’s security team covered him with a bedsheet bearing the sex den’s logo as he walked out of the establishment — and one of his handlers sprayed photographers with water, demanding they stop snapping, sources said.The fotogs, who had been tipped off about Bieber’s visit to the whorehouse, confirmed it was the singer through his security team. The Biebs was also identified by his gray wraparound wrist tattoo, which is visible in some photos, and his signature sneakers, sources said. Bieber’s trip to the brothel comes after he allegedly spent the night with a hooker in Panama last week, the Panamanian newspaper Cronicas reported.

All things considered this is probably the greatest picture the internet has ever produced. The Biebs getting smuggled out of a whorehouse in Rio de Janeiro in a bed sheet. Like I don’t want to be carried around in a sheet from now on, I NEED to be carried around in a sheet from now on. Such a mogul move. I’m always like 6 steps behind the Biebs. Seriously where was this sheet move when I went to Aruba for a buddy’s wedding and ended up in San Nicolas? INSIDE BLOG VOICE DAVE!

PS – I love all these people chirping at Biebs for banging hookers on twitter. Chill out. Everybody bangs hookers. That’s what they are for. It’s the world oldest profession for a reason. There is nothing dirty about it. They make you wear like 8 condoms anyway.  In fact if I was Selena I’d much rather The Biebs pay for sex rather than meet somebody.   Prostitution is just sex.   Hooking up because you legit like the person and are attracted to them is cheating.