Yahoo – Paulina Gretzky, the 22-year-old daughter of hockey legend Wayne Gretzky, had dabbled in pop music and acting before finding her true digital media calling: Posting provocative photos on social media. She never became a music sensation, but she became an Internet legend. As The Chive headline said, above its gallery of 34 scantily clad, cleavage-filled Paulina Gretzky images: “Paulina Gretzky is using the Twitter machine properly.” Paulina Gretzky’s Twitter feed has been deleted, and David Graham of the Toronto Star pieces together a timeline that suggests Wayne Gretzky may have encouraged it? As Gretzky’s name was linked last week with the potential sale of Maple Leaf Sports and Entertainment, it’s possible the news raised the profile of his daughter’s racy online photographs. Her dad was born and raised in Brantford, a far cry from the Hollywood nightlife that has attracted his eldest daughter. Before her Twitter was closed, she tweeted “Having a nice sit down dinner with my dad about social media..haha #SIKEEE (sic).” Alas, the Paulina Gretzky Twitter feed is no more; all we’re left with are standing tributes to her social media acumen like “Paulina Gretzky’s 77 Sexiest Twitpics” from Coed Magazine.


Listen everybody knows I’m a humble man. I don’t like to brag about how awesome we are so I won’t. But sometimes you just sit back and be like “man I’m fucking awesome”. I mean this Paulina Gretzky story is a prime example of the power of the Stool. Because make no mistake about it if I didn’t become obsessed with Paulina Gretsky nobody even knows she has a twitter account nevermind Wayne having to tell her to shut it down. Sure the Yahoo article mentions the Chive and Coed Magazine blah, blah, blah. But that’s how it is with us. People only like giving us credit when we post Howitzer pictures. Like you think it’s a coincidence that on October 14th I did a GTA with Paulina and less than a month later she got so popular she had to pull her account? Keep in mind she had about 500 followers when I started  tweeting at her every 3 seconds. A couple weeks after the initial GTA I did this post….



Shockingly the very next day Coed Magazine did a big spread on her. A couple weeks later the Chive did the same thing. Meanwhile Paulina’s twitter followers had grown from 500 to 25,000 or something in the weeks after I started obsessing over her.  Now Yahoo is just casually throwing out that she was an “Internet Legend”.    Acting like the wizard of the Internet suddenly snapped his fingers and made it so. What they conveniently leave out is when you finally make it to Oz and pull back the curtain there is bro with a gigantic fucking nose pulling the levers. Although Jenna Marbles would probably have some huge pie chart explaining how we had nothing to do with this either.   Now excuse me while I go wash my cum from the side of my mouth.