That “OHH JESUS CHRIST” was the best impression of Mr. Mackey from South Park I’ve ever heard.

Love how he ran to the other side of the deck while his lady stood there with the pole only one good shark tug away from getting partially eaten and drowning in bloody water. Kinda easy to make fun of him from behind this computer screen, though. Real-life maurice reaction wouldda had my ass in the house curled up in a blanket watching 30 Rock reruns on Netflix literally the second after the shark made its appearance.

“SHARRRRK!!! …Where’s Mo?”