The El Prez Hockey Skills Challenge
So after much talk and debate today was the much anticipated El Pres hockey challenge. I just got home from the Canton Sportsplex where it all went down. Thanks to Brian Yandle for making it happen. The results speak for themselves. Ball don’t lie. Puck don’t lie. 3 skills challenges. 3 victories. Are you not entertained? Who’s next!?
I’m gonna go jack off and eat chicken wings, watch the B’s, then kill myself. Saddest thing I’ve ever watched.
HAHAHA @f
Did the chick get anything? Or did she just waste her time?
That was painful to watch. As soon as I heard her say, “it’s on like donkey kong,” I knew she had no shot.
Pres could definitely smoke a butt in the rain with that shnoz… hell he could probably smoke 100′s
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Can I challenge you el prez?
You challenged a girl to a race and won? IMPRESSIVE STUFF. keep it coming
North Dakota goalie? Hahaha, that goalie wouldn’t even make Swampscott High’s hockey team and they’re fucking brutal. You can’t skate for shit, or shoot for that matter. My 7 year old is better than you.
I expected more from the girl though. Disappointed.
You suprised me EP, I was figuring Bambi on ice
The first 15 seconds of that vid you sounded like Ricky from Trailer Park Boys
If this was NHL 94 you’d have a player rating of 3.
hey david strahan how have i never noticed that field goal post between your teeth
In Brittney’s defense, Pres was 3 strides in and his nose was crossing the finish line.
Way to go Dave!
Silence the haters!
Pres, you skate like you have a load in your pants, fucking bend your knees.
Hey ElPres, was that your Saab in the background… shameful.
That goalie put in so much effort
some goalie huh i could save those goals and i havent played goalie since i played in high school for my quidditch team
Did you say you would buy her a pair of titties or a pair tickets if she won? I heard titties the first time, but unfortunately I think you said tickets.
Hardo #7 jerseys???
There’s something about a girl who knows how to skate with a stick in her hand that turns me on.
Man after the Spartan Race vids I really didn’t think it would get any worse but you out did yourself. Nose like Marian Hossa and the comparisons stop there.
I only got through the first 30 seconds. Everyone gives Pres shit about his nose, but in that up close shot, your teeth are no picnic either. Yikes.
And it’s Dave … by a nose!
Also who was the chick? We need a new photo gallery with an option for the old photo gallery as well.
Who is the girl? I feel like there is a back story to this challenge that we don’t need about.
Curry college shirt? Are you shitting me? And seriously what is with the hat? Aren’t you like 35?
How much did you pay that chick to let you win?
You don’t even know how to stretch your quads? You fat out of shape wanna be athlete…
Pres, wasn ur sister like a junior olympian figure skater? I wanna see you race her. She’ll smoke ur shit, bro.
When does the skills part of the video start?
Is this the new intern for a week?
Also, Is this Yandle related to the ‘yotes player?
Pres you’ve done Spartan Race…you’ve beat a girl in a race…now get your ass on Pros Vs Joes immediately so I can watch you talk all this shit to McSorley or Karl Malone
Upside Down, dont you have survivor to blog about? Dickhead.
Get some more tape on your ankles you fuckin bender
Beyond pathetic. El Prez races a girl, but not even full length of ice, nope let’s race 30 yards, before he passes out. What’s next, oh let me stand two feet from the goal and I bet El Prez can hit the post within 50 trys. Who makes this stuff up, Momma El Prez? Such a Hardo, NOT!
Curry has dope uni’s. Nasty 4 roles too. pres you dont deserve that swag
do you think you’re famous or something? do you think you’re funny? has no one told you you’re slow? very confused.
word leaks out and a fucking islanders scout shows up A+
Hey chick the only reason you’re in the video is for entertainment. The race is over, you can leave now.
that chick was pretty butch, walked up like a dude with a voice to match.
@ 2:29 “These things sharp? “ haha dont know why, made me fucking laugh
prez you should have seen ice time last night during game 7.
9:41 “That’s a dangle, just a great save” hahahahaha
pres pretty funny stuff…2chainz, yes, it’s Keith Yandle’s older brother.
Not gonna lie, I am a bit surprised. I generally doubt any claims you make about once being a formidable athlete. You just showed me something.
Call one of the better public hockey schools like hingham and get a girl from there to skate against you. Zero-point-zero chance you would beat a freshmen girl skater.
100% chance Pres told that goalie to let one in when they skated together and the camera was too far away to hear the conversation
fix those teeth man
Come on Prez, You’ve talked so much shit about being a hockey star and you can barely stand up without your ankle breaking…..DISAPPOINTED!
OBVIOUSLY EL PREZ BEQUEATHED THIS NICKNAME UPON HIMSELF, BECAUSE NO ONE WOULD RESPECT A BITCH MADE FAGGOT LIKE HIM TO NICK NAME HIM EL PREZ. STOP MAKING EXCUSES OF WHY YOU’RE A BITCH BEFORE YOU EVEN DO ANYTHING AND JUST LET EVERYONE SEE HOW BIG OF A PUSSY YOU ARE. F YOU EL PREZ, YOU FAT F
This is so embarrassing on so many levels ahahahahahahah, stay off the rink prez, both of you and your strides look worse then Steven hawking on skates
You skate like you have a stick up your ass, stick handle like you can’t bend you elbows, and shoot like you’re afraid to follow through. Really pitiful stuff.
If Matt Cooke was on the ice, this would have been the one time I would have liked him…
you should sell those hats
“haven’t been on Skates in 20-25 years”? how fucking old are you faggot?
Of course he’s wearing Tacks..