The Knicks Are Now Recording Everything Opposing Players Say To Carmelo Anthony To Make Sure Nobody Is Hurting His Feelings With Trash Talk
NEW YORK – In the wake of an incident between Carmelo Anthony and Kevin Garnett that resulted in Anthony’s suspension, the Knicks recorded all in-game conversations between the forward and players around him Friday against the Bulls, a league source has confirmed. Owner James Dolan ordered Madison Square Garden technicians to place two microphones on opposite ends of the court, a move league sources told ESPN The Magazine’s Chris Broussard was put in place in order to protect Anthony. The Knicks were trying to ascertain whether other players were going overboard in their trash talking against Anthony, sources told Broussard.
Oh my god! This is AWESOME! Like I knew that KG dominated Carmelo mentally, physically and emotionally the other night, but even I didn’t know it was this bad. That the Knicks have resorted to taping everything his opponents says to him from now on so he doesn’t get his feelings hurt anymore. That Carmelo is curled up in the fetal position sucking his thumb begging James Dolan not to make him go back out on the court. Seriously how amazing is this? Like is this a guy you’d want on your team? A guy you want in a foxhole with you? Somebody who is so mentally weak that his owner has to try and stop his opponents from saying mean things to him? How old are you Carmelo? How much money do you make? You need daddy to protect you from all the meanies in the NBA? BAHAHAHAH! Knicks basketball….It’s fantastic!
UDDATE – This is the guy following Carmelo around. Literally. Only the Knicks!



As a Knick fan, it is impossible to defend James Dolan. He’s such a tool.
Has Renee ever asked you to watch her mount a Black guy?
Zero chance KG doesn’t tell Melo that Lala’s butthole tasted like Cocoa Puffs next time we play.
PS, I don’t blame you for doing it, but you’re gonna bleed anything even slightly having to do with KG-Melo in order to sell those Tshirts.
The Knicks are just trying to make sure Melo doesn’t blow the remainder of his street cred with another slap & sprint display on the court.
What are the odds that in 5 years we’ll regularly be reading blogs that say, “Free Honey Nut KG Shirt to Any Stoolie Who Can…….”?
HA. I guess you forgot Garnett was so butt hurt when Ray Allen left he deleted his number and said he’s not communicating with him anymore….talk about being a bitch
Yeah, thisdude, because deleting the number of a player who left and joined the enemy is almost as embarrassing as having your owner make sure other players aren’t hurting your feelings on the court. Good call.
@thisdude — you clearly are a fucking moron. I bet you wear Velcro sneakers?
This is worse than spygate
I wish they would do this for Bruins games NHL trash talk is brutal and hilarious. None of this fake gangster shit on the court
james dolan is a fucking asshole, but anyone who buys those shirts is an even bigger asshole.
Typical overreaction from the Mega Jew. Looks like your staff will be getting one of these shirts next year for their Bonus.
I need Kevin Garnett to go up to Melo and say “mic check 1-2″ and I needed it yesterday.
K.G. wouldn’t even use that shirt as a jizz rag.
I get the feeling Pres is going to be trying to unload these tee shirts for a long time. In 2-3 years I fully expect to see a picture of some African village dressed head to toe in them.
KG dominated melo? KG talked trash and then didn’t have the balls to look at melo while melo was trashing him. KG is a real life “behind the computer” trash talker. He loves it when you can’t get to him, and once you bring it to his face, he’ll retreat.
Spygate, 18-1, and the Celtics losing to the Heat in Game 7 last year.
@tornopen….you’re also butt hurt HAHAHAA
That shirt gets worse everytime I see it
He’s not recording trash talk, he’s a paranormal researcher hunting for the ghost of Melo’s game.
fuck you dick