The Must Have Christmas Items of the Year Have Arrived
Did the fashion mogul do it again or did the fashion mogul do it again? Now I know what you’re thinking. I can’t fucking decide. Simple. Buy both. Boom problem solved. These will ship in time for Christmas, but you must order them by next Wednesday to guarantee it. And they are fairly limited so no pressure but buy them instantly.
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What the fuck do you know about Christmas?
Man I hate to say it but that first hat is pretty good. The starfish of course is over used, gay, and will be worn by posers, but that first one is solid.
i wouldn’t wear this if your life depended on it.
100% guarantee feitelberg came up with design for both
$25 for a winter hat. You’re out of your mind. Literally would rather take my money and flush it down my toilet. Also, the starfish one looks like some shitty Dallas Cowboys knock-off made in someone’s basement.
@harry Johnson- I laughed aloud when I saw that first comment.
hahahahaha.. no thanks
Don’t see Ball Don’t Lie shirts. Don’t care.
So the first hat is a rip off the winter classic hats they wear for pregame and the second one is a Dallas cowboys hat with a gay, oversized starfish.. I think I’m good
Fuck, I never knew there was a merch page. What a shit show.
Neil just bought the purple starfish version and replaced the starfish with a cock.
Stan Marsh…
those should be handed out for free at a midweek bell in hand happy hour. no better than a leinenkugel bottle opener.
Have fun ordering Chinese food on Dec 25th.
I would jump off that starfish bandwagon as soon as he Jewmanly possible. We are all well aware of your desire to poke lambert’s purple starfish. No need to wear it on our heads.
Who the fuck do you think we are?
You can’t do it again if you’ve never done it in the first place
did you make hannukah hats as well captain hook nose?
Anytime I see some schmuck wearing this barstool crap, I honestly feel embarrassed for them.
Is that a fucking Cowboys beanie or some mythical starfish on the bottom?
If you’re going for the Jewish flavor, you should have gone with the menorah or a mother fucking dradle.
$50+ for 2 hats?!
If you fire Neil, I’d pay $50 each.
Also, you’re charging about $20.00 to much for that so called $25.00 hat.
Your such a money grubbing Jew. Sounds like something I would do
10 bucks, maybe 12 for the first hat. $25? No.
Can’t wait to see those hats on hundreds of orphaned African kids in six months.
rather get dick cancer then wear either of those
jew don’t lie! jew don’t lie!
Starfish yarmulke or STFU
I refuse to buy items that you have a 1000% mark up on so I can watch video blogs of you prancing around Nantucket in a Seersucker suit every July.
@Harry Johnson – I hope you posted that and immediately did a “Kobe!”
How fucking awkward is it when the first lady meets someone and the ask what her husband does for a living?
I’m guessing it goes something like this…
New Person: “So what does your husband do for a living?”
First Lady: “He owns a website”
New person: “wow interesting, what does does he write about, or what does he do?”
First Lady: “Well he’s a sports blogger, so yeah its mostly about sports”
New Person: “Awesome, I will have to check it out sometime. What is the website called?”
First Lady: umm….”Barstool sports” (*chuckles)
New Person: got it…well nice to meet you!”
New Person: *Calls back next day*
“Hey Renee, guess what?”
Renee: “What?”
“I guessed that ass right this morning!”
Renee: *Sighs*
I’m no Jew, but there’s no way I’m spending $25 on a $3 hat. You greedy fucking Jew. Do something positive for this site and tell us how much Renee enjoys ass-play.
Can you believe some people put on barstool apparel because they think it is something cool to identify with? Since when is it cool to not understand sports, lush over girls you can’t get with, and one up scumbags who’s faces look like exactly how they should. hardo = squid = stoolie.
Can’t wait to wear that with my new Jordans
I think you should have turned the comments OFF on this blog. Fortunately you’re going to end up with 15 boxes of gay ball hats to give away on Easter!
@vivalastool3 that was fucking terrible, please kill yourself
vivalastool3…. you must be trolling…
Harry Johnson i thumb’d down ur comment hoe
The terrorists have won
17 check
Jeff Sharon, shut the fuck up.
Why would I buy this? To go to a gaybar?
Some artists can get away with shitting on a canvas and still expect to sell it. You are not one of them.
Some artists can get away with shitting on a canvas and still expect to sell it. You are not one of them.
it’s a poorly made hat, even by rat standards.