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“Congratulations Gaystoolie You are : David Portnoy”
whats going on here….
only girls do online quizzes
feits redefining the blog game
I think i won
Well I’m not a Jew so that eliminates almost all of you. I’m not gay, so Feits is out. I’m not a completely uncoordinately dork, so KFC is out. I’m not poor so I’m not smitty. I guess that leaves BigCat…. but I’m not fat, so thank God I can’t relate to any of you.
Who the fuck is Nate?
Laughed at the personality one for favorite part of a girl
fuck I got Trent
got trent immediately want to die
How the hell do I have that much in common with someone from Iowa
damn i got trent too..
what the fuck
Feitelberg…could have been MUCH worse
name another blog that does this… buzzfeed
got big cat..guess I won fuckboys
Good job, Fietelknockers
Wait…I’m not poor enough to be Smitty…
If I got Prez I’d kill myself
My love for all things Chris Farley doomed me as a Trent. Fuck
youre quiet the fag if you think you won because you got bigcat, let me guess you picked burrito, gambling, and every other obvious big cat thing?
also assuming the chris farley shit got me trent
[who-game id 5] apparently
How the fuck did I get Trent
Fuck I got Trent too. This is rigged
It says I got trent, but it showed me a picture of Bobby Hill.
I think you guys believe you’re a lot bigger deal than you really are.
Lmao ya there is nothing here
Thank God I got Big Cat.
durkadurk umadbro? i actually picked none of those things. and if you think any of us are serious about this quiz it’s lap time for you
I got smitty. not sure where I pressed the “poor” button. Thank god you included springsteen twice.
Fucking Trent. Excuse me while I go kill myself.
Smitty but there was no question about income/socioeconomic status so all good
I got Nate. Call my wife. I’m on suicide watch
Thank God I’m not Mo. I am Smitty.
Seriously, did one of you shitbags really list MMA as your favorite sport? And chocolate as your favorite food??? “i just looooove chocolate, but it goes right to my hips!”
KFC! alright! wheres my disproportionately hot girlfriend?
Bruce springsteen is for gayballs.
Smitty – that poor fag.
I nit picked my way through this to hopefully not get pres. With that, I got trent. Fuck.
I’m gonna have a long talk with my momma about that trip she took to Atlanta in the 70′s
Good to be Smitty even thought that means Im poor.
The quiz is broken in parts, but I ended up with Portnose.
I picked chris farley and prez….although the program wont let u pick golf…on an ipad it selects soccer…which is gay so i did football
That took way too long for me to fucking end up with Mo. Mo is the worst. I think that thing is broken.
Big Cat for me ladies. I think it must have been the soft serve ice cream that put it over the top.
I’ve always wondered if I’m a tits or ass man. I think I’m both, tits are essential for initiating, not gonna look twice at a chick with A cups. But once you start hooking up with the chick, you absolutely need an ass to grab, tits are a nice bonus but 9/10 times I’m not doing much else with them. Said tits here, got feits, probably not a coincidence.
OH MY FUCKING GOD I GOT FUCKING NATE
I got Nate too. Does this mean I have to like RGIII now? FUCK!!!!
fuck you trent
Maybe Trent is cooler than we thought? Trent for me too
mint chocolate chip instead of mint chocolate oreo? What are you guys, Neanderthals?
This won’t work on the app, figure it out boys
Damnit I got Nate. Fuck that though…only reason I picked beer is because my wife will leave me if I drink liquor and beat her again. I demand a re-test!
A ton of the buttons didn’t work, but I got Trent.
I wouldn’t take this quiz for all the barstool solo cup profits.
I’m Big Cat!
I am Big Cat. Instantly gained 40 pounds and now have hair growing out of my ears. Thanks, Dan.
Do I have to grow tits now since I got Fiets?
Find a version of this quiz that functions properly. You can’t.
Got kmarko and I’m okay with that
WONT LET YOU CHOOSE BLOWJOB
Feits…at least it wasn’t trent.
I took it three times: Nate, Mo, Trent, now let me tell you why i suck
I got fucking Nate at least I didn’t get KFC because then I would have killed myself for being a smug asshole prick.
did trent just become my favorite blogger…YUP!
I got Manzo.
I got Kmarko. That’s easily the biggest win you could get in this quiz.
Fuck I got Trent too but those were some tough questions couldn’t pick on a couple
I miss Manzo.
I got Big Cat, didn’t see that coming. I call bullshit, no way he goes to the gym on Friday nights.
I purposely didn’t pick Tommy Boy or Chris Farley so that I wouldn’t end up being Trent. Still ended up being Trent- feeling pretty low
I got your boy KFC… Go ahead and shun me now
Ugh. If the shoe Feits, wear it.
I got Neil.
Nate!?!. This quiz is BULLSHIT.
Rigged!! I chose Blowjob, but it gave me 69, not sure if that would changed things tho
I got Jenna Marbles
KMarko in the building!
just kept saying “dear god i hope i don’t get nate”. but i got feits even tho i said gym on fridays. yeah right, feits.
how in the goddamn world did i get that creepy fuck nate
NHL14 or GTFO…lmk if any stoolies wanna get fucking destroyed
I got El Pres.
Funny my nose isn’t even that big.
I AM FIETLEBURG
I got kmarko…can’t be mad
Pretty confused at how they arrive at this. Gym on Friday night and not gambling, Chris Farley over Rob Ford for dinner, steak over burritos. BC must drink rum and cokes, be a “face guy” with women, and vacations in the Caribbean I guess.
I enjoyed this way more than I should admit.
Got Smitty, not happy, but not surprised either
how the fuck did i get nickinsider?
I got Big Cat.
fuck I got Trent. No fucking way am I most like that corn cob deep throating loonie tune
I got prez and was relieved. He’s the only one out of these clowns who made anything out of their pathetic lives.
i got Mo, I thought I was way past my high school wigger phase
Feits aight I can live with that
So apparently Trent is the true common man for the common man……Trent u better one cool cat
Feits, I’m going home to feel myself up
How did I get Manzo?
Me and the head Jew
I got manzo
I got Big Cat. Does this mean I’m gonna get fat and have permanent tan lines in a few years?
I got Nate, downside is I probably skin people alive. Upside is Britt McHenrry
Well fuck me I got Trent
I got feits make sense since I got moobs too
got nate, good thing im a serial killer anyways
Even though I got Feits, this was pretty cool.
I got Trent, not upset at all
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