This German Bro Has Diving on Lockdown (Must Watch)
Well you can pretty much end platform diving forever. Because there will never be a better dive in the history of Olympics period. This guy just rewrote the history books. Just give him the Gold and end it now. Bravo! Straight zeros like you read about…And yes I cried watching this.


Breathtaking.
What the Feck was that?
i have never seen so many zero’s unless you’re talking about elpres’ internet money
Awe inspiring
platform, springboard…what’s the diff
looks like he was doing a jack-knife halfway thru
you can also pretty much end Stupid forever cuz you just called a dive off a diving board platform diving. platform diving takes place on…ya know…a PLATFORM
Damn Bro…I did that when I was like 10 trying flips for the first time. Seriously though.. Not well played. You’ve got to fake an injury coming out of the water. Limp off like you pulled your hammy mid-air or something.
Please post the Canadian in the women’s vault finals the other day. Got a 0 on the first attempt while almost breaking both legs. Didn’t bother the 2nd attempt…..world class athletes at their finest.
I bet that wouldn’t have happend if hitler was in charge
Must Watch = Can’t Watch
considering winning an olympic medal means absolutely nothing in the real world…. this guy walks away with the ONLY memorable dive in the olympics. worth way more than a medal. i just hope he has a good sense of humor. that dive could pay some huge returns in the pussy category if he plays it right at the bars.
Should have been straight 10s. That was a planned dive called “Der Biergarten.” Gorgeous.
I can’t stop watching this
Hitler, Schmitler
Nice title to your blog Pres, reminds me of something I wrote.
here’s a different version of the video, hasn’t been taken down yet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaGgPG0PhHI
And THAT’S why the Germans can’t win wars right there… Hitler couldn’t even perfect his own
Hmmm, which zeros get slashes through them?
How do they know which zero’s to count?
A slash through a zero is a double secret zero.
10
The slash through the zeros means they drop the two lowest scores and the two highest scores and average the remaining scores.
suck a cock will i am not
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seYHjyCq5wo
And the Olypics committee snatched up this video right before I got to watch it I guess.
Thats literally something i would do on my first attempt ever.
Feck, if you’re going to go for a canopener, you need to be 100% committed. This is some half-ass BS.
John Blutzrsky - zero point zero.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrgVFPO_OJc
Mind bottling
I love when you post Olympic videos that are constantly taken down within 10 minutes. Awesome stuff!
Who can forget “Eddie the Eagle” in Calgary 1988 – these things need some humor and remember humans are only human
hey dumbs just post the nbc link so it won’t get taken down in five minutes
http://www.nbcolympics.com/video/diving/highlights-german-diver-lands-on-back.html
yeah cool video bro. must watch copyright infringement.
Thanks garnetttribe5