Top 10 Champagne Facials
What’s up with everything being rigged lately. Wheel of fortune, Miss Universe and now top 10 champagne facials. Seriously how is #9 not at least #2? And how is #2 not #1? I mean what is going on in the world when you can’t even trust a top 10 champagne facial rankings?
PS – I have a question for all our chick readers. Do any chicks actually like facials? Or is it just something you put up with because you know how much dudes love it? Like it’s literally my favorite thing to do. And when I watch porn it seems like the girls are digging it, but what about real life? Ah nevermind. I’m just going to keep pretending you love it. Works better that way.
cue gaystoolie
5 got the ultimate bukkake
Kobe Bryant gave that chick he raped a facial.
hey are you that guy who used to be a big part of this website and now doesn’t even get invites onto KFC radio? and are you also the guy who refuses to fire the shittiest disease known to mankind that writes in chicago? or are you the guy that made an alter ego named neil to troll people/get more page views?
Mandingo would be proud
Well… that was… that was awesome. #2 definitely #1 though…
only #2 made my balls tingle
#6 was a Peter North champagne shot…#2 should be #1 no doubt
i love when they let you do it but then cringe and try and look away as your doing it.
#9 didnt swallow that why she wasnt #2 , you know who loves facials ….your mom!
2, 7, 9
picture of rennee post facial or it never happened
#1 only won it because the bottle was in her ass before the cameras started rolling
herbie just shut the fuck up already you piece of shit you are about a billion times less funny than neil.
https://kirillwashere.com/ if ur gonna post this atleast give kirill a proper shoutut dude just takes pictures of naked sluts in nyc livin the dream…
weirdest boner right now
there is a 0% chance reene lets you come on her face.
Why do I find this oddly sexual – wait I’m a guy I find the Mona Lisa sexual!
Clearly the female stoolies are few and far between
firefeiter you mad? please read some of neil’s material, i’ll even let you pick his best blog to date, and i would pick 10 females that are funnier than him. i don’t know that there is a worse insult to dish out than that. p.s. can i have my balls back, they look very weird in your mouth
# 6 reminds me of OG MudBone
the answer is no
if you can’t bust a nut in the chick’s face it’s almost not worth fucking her in the first place. obviously that’s not at all true, but at the same time, so true.
bumfights69 for the win. best comment of the week.
If he let me blow him first
#2 winner. if your hands arent behind your back and youre not looking up longing for that rope; youre doing it wrong.
there’s probably 1% of girls who actually enjoy facials. It’s probably the most disrespectful thing you can do to them, yet so deviant it’s appealing. Closest I’ve ever came is shooting a body shot too high and hit a cheek. Yay.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUIwWKADtsc…this is number one
Maybe if you hooked a compressor up to my ass and pumped me full of air I could do that. My record is a 2″ shot and that was with a philippino hooker.