What’s up with everything being rigged lately.   Wheel of fortune,  Miss Universe and now top 10 champagne facials.    Seriously how is #9 not at least #2?  And how is #2 not #1?   I mean what is going on in the world when you can’t even trust a top 10 champagne facial rankings?

PS – I have a question for all our chick readers.  Do any chicks actually like facials?   Or is it just something you put up with because you know how much dudes love it?   Like it’s literally my favorite thing to do.   And when I watch porn it seems like the girls are digging it, but what about real life?   Ah nevermind.  I’m just going to keep pretending you love it.  Works better that way.