So yesterday all the Stoolies were all up in my grillmix per usual just crushing our KG shirts. Just saying what a fool I am. What type of asshole would buy these. Then today the NY Post ran a feature on them along with a million other websites. And once against the peanut gallery was reminded why I’m Davey Pageviews and you’re not. You don’t build media empires by accident son. I’m playing chess over here. Internet chess.
Anyway the one thing that has come out of all this honey nut cheerio tshirt talk is I don’t even think I know what it means. I thought KG was saying he fucked Lala and that her pussy tasted like Honey Nut Cheerios. But upon closer examination Honey Nut Cheerios has a way better explanation according to Urban dictionary which I trust with my life. I’m such a fucking honkey.
So I guess the question is did KG tase Lala right before he jizzed on her or did he jizz on her vagina in a threesome and then some other chick licked it. Either way I feel like such a squid now for never Honey Nut Cheerioing a bitch before. I may have to taze the First Lady just to say I did it and add credibility to our shirt sales.