Upon Further Review I Don’t Think I Even Know What “Honey Nut Cheerios” Means
So yesterday all the Stoolies were all up in my grillmix per usual just crushing our KG shirts. Just saying what a fool I am. What type of asshole would buy these. Then today the NY Post ran a feature on them along with a million other websites. And once against the peanut gallery was reminded why I’m Davey Pageviews and you’re not. You don’t build media empires by accident son. I’m playing chess over here. Internet chess.
Anyway the one thing that has come out of all this honey nut cheerio tshirt talk is I don’t even think I know what it means. I thought KG was saying he fucked Lala and that her pussy tasted like Honey Nut Cheerios. But upon closer examination Honey Nut Cheerios has a way better explanation according to Urban dictionary which I trust with my life. I’m such a fucking honkey.
So I guess the question is did KG tase Lala right before he jizzed on her or did he jizz on her vagina in a threesome and then some other chick licked it. Either way I feel like such a squid now for never Honey Nut Cheerioing a bitch before. I may have to taze the First Lady just to say I did it and add credibility to our shirt sales.
renee seemed open to it last night that’s for sure
I feel like such an artichoke for not knowing this either.
ha awesome, I am so white
A+
she’s always open…unless there’s a Jew around.
Renee tastes like honey-nut cheerios
nice shirt dave!
Well I learned something new. Who knew?
Maybe “Happy Mothers Day, Motherfucker” to Tim Duncan was code for something else too.
Or maybe “you look like a cancer patient” is something real sexual.
And once again, the urban (black) community shows us that they’re playing chess, and us whiteys are playing checkers.
uh-oh davey pageviews your ego is growing i wish your nose grew everytime your ego did, like pinnocchio`s
DP- Learn to fucking spell, Have one of those retard interns proof read your shit! Please! Its your job! One of two things you have to do right-
1- say funny shit!
2- spell it right!
@joesomebody i’ll keep playing checkers with a steady job and a future, thanks.
Hey Pres your dropping the ball. Krispy Kreme aka Froggy Fresh got out a new song that goes hard. Same Old Kid. And apparently Humphries is the baby daddy to Kim K
Im happy to say im the only one buying that shirt
Love the made up bullshit urban terms that 1 in 750,000 people have actually done but they all brag to their friends as they list all these boss moves off.
My cousin works in the sales department for barstool. He just told me that exactly 4 of these shirts have been sold. You might be playing chess, Dave… but you’re not selling shirts.
Mvbintang, you are cumming to the rong site if you want correctly spelled word.
@monsterzer….. Fuckin a right. Nigs and libs can stay up on pop culture. I’ll remain the boring fuck with job/bright future.
Only an utter dipshit conservative could turn this into a racist and political commentary…Good work, I believe you have a really bright future as you comment all work day every workday about how you’re hardworking nature on a smut site…LOL, face it, you’re a piece of shit loser, who needs to feel better about yourself. Maybe if you did have aq future, you wouldn’t be so worried about libs/nigs, lmao. Poor Cain, you got the boring part right, though.
Vag tastes like pennies.
rex is your cousin the sales guy? wtf
Vag tastes like pennies.
It wouldn’t do you any good tazing the first lady, it says you have to do it right before she comes. Unless you are going to sneak up on her when she’s fingering herself
@eataroundthebush go have a beer and relax a little.
Perfectly relaxed, bro, just figured the lame political crap would end after Cain took his ass raping yet again in November by the niglib. It gets old, we get it. Blacks and liberals are all lazy and only racist whites have a work ethic and support us all, the rest of us white people who aren’t scum need to relax…The comedic genius is awesome and not overplayed at all. Wait, he actually believes that stuff, oh, well all the better…
People that feel the need to shoehorn in politics on a blog unrelated to politics need to take their tired act elsewhere and fuck their own face.
why do you let neil blog on your site?
Todays smoke was the lamest I’ve seen! What’s with all the face shots?? I can’t work with that! I need some ass shots, show some leg. Boobs. WTF with all the smiles! Sure she’s cute, and yeah she looks like she has a great ass in the orange shorts, and yes I’ll rub one out to that one pic. But I won’t enjoy it. Not like my Jackie…
This whole fuckin story is the best thing I’ve read on Barstool in a long time. The fight, the terrible shirt, it being printed on the Post, and now Honey Nut Cheerios being some sexual position or finishing move that nobody’s ever heard of?!?!? Fucking A, I’m in stitches over this shit!! Davey Pageviews stumbles himself into Internet Gold again. He must have been a Shepard in his past life or something.
This is easily the funniest blog in the history of Barstool.
Puts a whole new spin on the bowl of cereal that I had for breakie this morning.
Suck any dick lately, SanFran?
SanFran, next time take the dicks out of your ass and mouth before you decide to type anything.