Pussification of America continues: Lingerie League Football coach from yesterday forced to apologize http://t.co/fAAnbyHFjl
Weather looks great for Figawi. For sure not.
Do I sweat Leonardo DiCaprio? Yes I do. http://t.co/ifODAbex5W
How do I contact @TheOfficial_CT
Hey @ryanwhitney6 you around? Broshow filming tomorrow. Broshow name sucks blah, blah, blah. Shut up everybody
For those of you missed it live here it is. The final weight was 5.4 pounds of pure watermelon. No I didn’t break the world record but I think I showed what guts, internal fortitude, heart, desire and competitive eating is all about.
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You have a bald spot beginning to develop. It’s highlighted by your gray hairs.
who cares about this…. you have a serious problem. “the tall one” “big cat” “rizzo” “neil”? too many BAD cooks spoiling the pot, man. should be you and KFC. occasional sports article from thornton and r.admiral. seriously, so watered down.
“Guts”? I’m pretty sure I heard you say “if this wasn’t live I’d quit” during the broadcast. You half-assed it BUT it will still funny so net/net I’m glad you went for it. Kinda wish you died trying though.
How many seeds got wedged up that ginormous snoz?
I like the cutlass on the white board.
If anybody watches this from front to back, go ahead and pat yourself on the back.. It’s like watching feeding time at the zoo, except idk anywhere in MA you can go to see manatees pound 5.5 lbs of watermelon.
You also showed the physique of a competitive eater tub tub.
What’s the world record for latkes you jew?
BrisketBlast, ya 539
Pres, if you want a challenge go with the Wade Boggs. 30 beers and bucket of KFC chicken in 24 hours. I did it….for America.
You poor fat bastard
30 Beers and a bucket of KFC – that sounds awesome and awful at the same time. How was the stomach the day after haha. I know what Im doing this weekend
Numero Two brings the heat.
Pres, please get rid of Rizzo, Big cat, and the tall one. Bringing the stool’s quality down
Is that a Cheryl Tiegs poster in the background?
nice slope neck. Is your head growing out of your chest?!? Yuck!
bobcabbit, I’ll be honest…..it was not as bad as I thought it would be. I had a buddy do it with me, he was the smarter man and pulled the trigger as soon as he finished his 30th beer.
Your wife must curse the day she met you. You embarrass the fuck out of her every single day.
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My Wednesday night routine is a 30 of keystone and a bucket of KFC
Judging by your Rosie O’Donnell like stature, that would now make you (5.3/250lb) a little over 2% black. Now you can fire Mo while avoiding any wrongful termination suites.
horrible Shane O Mac dance.
The spare under the table really brings the room together
Yeah the 30 rack will be no problem its the chicken stewing in the gullet that might get to me. I will have to try it though .. for America!
didnt even put a fuckin dent in the 63 lbs…haa losing
this video is the polar opposite of the australian sprinter vid in every conceivable way
I think…. that tank top should be altered. Should change OUT, to DUDE.
This comment section is pure, Pres-bashing gold.
Tomorrow when I pig out on chinks at lunch I’ll call it a ‘ challenge’ too. I hope you shit out your large intestine after that debacle. And with watermelon, you will too.
Don’t worry…you still have a good shot at the world record for explosive diarrhea once all of that melon finishes it’s journey.
Im surprised that the Shaws in lower mills had any watermelon left after the hot weekend.
Did you use your beak to cut those watermelons into wedges?
pres you suck, watch this
http://izismile.com/2010/11/25/hot_japanese_girl_eating_big_watermelon_slice_in.html
“It’s getting hard to swallow” – I hear my T-shirt starter kit warming up Jew. Americans suck.
Couldn’t watch the whole thing but looks to be a long intro to a gay porn…”My Boss Likes To Suck It Down” or something like that.
Mo would destroyed you, I bet.
“Look at me… I’m bloated”
Ya Dave, must be the watermelon.
doesnt this fall under mo’s area of expertise?
too much chewing not enough swallowing