World’s Largest Snake Found Dead….Well That’s A Relief
No joke. The first time I watched this my dick literally separated itself from my body and I screamed like a little fairy girl. And truth be told I don’t regret it for a second. Because without a shadow of a doubt this is the scariest thing I’ve seen this decade. Like I never saw it coming. Not even for a second. Anyway now that I’ve calmed down here comes the real scary part. If this thing isn’t dead that means it’s still alive and eating people as we speak. Probably in Cancun too! Fucking Christ!
brb, changing my underwear
you didn’t spit out coffee that you weren’t drinking?
holy fuckballs i literally spit out my coffee and i wasnt even drinking any
fuck you Pres
Ass-hole.
Jesus Mary and Joseph…..i’m 30 and I just had a heart attack
That cleared the fucking plaque from my arteries.
the good news is this is so old it probably didnt even happen in this decade. its that old.
http://www.maniacworld.com/maze_game.htm
saw it at least three years ago. still gets me every time.
I had alittle bit of poop slip out.
It’s old, I’ve seen it many times, I knew what was coming, and it still scared all of the shit out of me.
Fuckin’ A.
holy santa claus shit
You. Fucin. Ass. Hole.
Pres,
What you really meant to say was “my dick nearly separated from my body…..And I dont even HAVE a dick”, right?
I’m blazed and I just watched that…took me down a few notches prez not chill
I twitched so hard I wound up clicking on BSNY.
I just had a heart attack and I don’t even have one.
Holy fuck i jolted so hard i opened another tab
that shit was so scary I slung dip spit out of mouth onto my laptop keyboard, no joke. FML.
You fucking big nose jew!!
f. marinaro of western mass has a cobra. largest snake this side of the mississippi.
video is old as dirt, stopped it right when it started so i didnt shit my pants again
looks like my penis
i just pissed a little, cant even lie. whats bigger, the snake or pres’ nose
Thanks fuckface now i have to go to the hospital to get my balls removed from my asshole.
your a sick fuck pres.
Who would’ve thought guys were so scared of snakes…
Not the way I wanted to start my day. Don’t need coffee, I fucking awake now.
Dear Stacee…if you aren’t scared of snakes there is something fundamentally wrong with you
Not that the Pres would understand this being a Jew and all, but in Christianity, the snake is symbolic of the Devil. Early in life, Christians are taught to fear snakes. (Irony alert: a priest still tries to get altar boys to suck the venom out of their “snake”) So, in light of that, maybe it’s just the context which determines if you are afraid of the snake…like when a 100 foot one snaps at the fucking camera.
I actually like snakes, I honestly do. Always volunteered to pet the boa constrictor when the zoo guy came to school or camp. But that FUCKED me up.
had to go run to the bathroom after shitting myself in class
I guess I can cancel my stress test now. Although my left arm is still buzzing after watching that anaconda try to kill me.
Great comment Shooter.