No joke. The first time I watched this my dick literally separated itself from my body and I screamed like a little fairy girl. And truth be told I don’t regret it for a second. Because without a shadow of a doubt this is the scariest thing I’ve seen this decade. Like I never saw it coming. Not even for a second. Anyway now that I’ve calmed down here comes the real scary part. If this thing isn’t dead that means it’s still alive and eating people as we speak. Probably in Cancun too! Fucking Christ!
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