Barstool Local Smokeshow of the Day (Brooke)

Introducing Brooke from Champlain via Burlington Vermont.  I think I was in St. Martin when Miss USA happened so I didn't get to watch it.  But how the fuck did Brooke (Miss Vermont) not win it?   Did she come in 2nd or something?  Was she disqualified on a technicality?   Because she is flat out flawless.    This is what a Miss (insert the state) should look like.  Somebody so hot that she almost doesn't look human.  You know the Vermont people must be pissed too.  They had to think this was finally their year.  They must have been scrambling to get the champagne out of the locker room like the Sox in 86 after she got eliminated.  

Do you know any hotties?  They don't have to be this hot because almost nobody is.  Send all nominations to tips@barstoolsports.com