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In case you missed it yesterday TMZ published some photos of Joaquin Noah on vacation in St. Barths with some ridiculously hot naked chick. (Click Here for the uncensored pics) Well thanks to the Stoolies we now know her name is Romina Vafaei. Let this bitch be an inspiration to all the ugly dudes out there like myself. Just because we're ugly it doesn't mean we can't bang hot bitches. You just got to be a pro athlete, zillionaire or awesome blogger. Luckily I got the last one covered.
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By elpresidente posted May 15th, 2009 at 12:18 PM
The pictures of him really are hilarious. He looks like a big, ugly, flat chested chick.
That being said, tears on my pillow onight knowing he’s with that.
Money conquers all even if you look like you belong more in the WNBA than the NBA.
And he gives it to her like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQ3y5hTHuP4
And because I love you all, know that there’s no way this is SFW: http://www.gutteruncensored.com/2009/05/joakim-noah-and-topless-girlfriend-on.html
That face is so punchable
they say money can’t buy happiness? well I’m looking at one gangly neanderthal looking mother fucker who is happier than a fat kid eating cake..
son of a BITCH…..
It’s true this is proof that he has been laid… but… we still can be fairly sure this is the first time. Look at picture #2. Hey Noah, act like you’ve been there before you douche.
I wonder what david stern thinks of this photo
http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/joakim_noah_in_st_barts#41941
This is in Croatia and does not have virus’s , other site freaked out my browser
http://www.index.hr/xmag/clanak/divlja-strana-joakima-noaha–alkohol-golotinja-i-sumnjivi-smotuljak/433756.aspx
As if my day wasn’t shitty enough, I now have to see these pictures…Fuck!
How long do you have togo without washing your hair to look like that? Looks like a dirty rat.
Ha. MDF. It’s one popup – click skip this ad.
If you think I’m touching your link from Slavistan you’re out of your mind.
You know the NBA won’t say jack shit about him smoking weed. That players union did a good job making it safe for players to puff the chronic and not get busted.
That chick is hot but with NBA contract cash, anyone could do better than that. I know it’s not about the money
, but still.
Ummm it looks like weed, but nah, his girl has a pack of Marlboro reds out and in her hand and it looks more like a flame, so maybe hes just lighting her cig?
I mean you can’t get at anyone over a photo,just say its airbrushed ora cig, only bongs and shit (PHELPS) would be harder to explain (yes you can put tobacco in a bong, but c’mon)
Pretty nice fake tits on her.
David lee Roth once said when asked if money could buy happiness he said “Money cannot buy happiness but it can buy you a boat big enough to pull up next to it”.
Once again the alien from “signs” returns in picture #3.
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