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18 Responses to Breaking News: Hot Bitches Love Athletes (Even Ugly Ones Like Joaquin Noah)

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   by NorthShore on May 15, 2009 at 12:19 pm

   The pictures of him really are hilarious. He looks like a big, ugly, flat chested chick.

   That being said, tears on my pillow onight knowing he’s with that.
2. 
   by fitz on May 15, 2009 at 12:23 pm

   Money conquers all even if you look like you belong more in the WNBA than the NBA.
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   by NorthShore on May 15, 2009 at 12:25 pm

   And he gives it to her like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQ3y5hTHuP4
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   by NorthShore on May 15, 2009 at 12:28 pm

   And because I love you all, know that there’s no way this is SFW: http://www.gutteruncensored.com/2009/05/joakim-noah-and-topless-girlfriend-on.html
5. 
   by WetOne on May 15, 2009 at 12:30 pm

   That face is so punchable
6. 
   by KennethSimsWhipKick on May 15, 2009 at 12:31 pm

   they say money can’t buy happiness? well I’m looking at one gangly neanderthal looking mother fucker who is happier than a fat kid eating cake..

   son of a BITCH…..
7. 
   by josephmesser on May 15, 2009 at 12:32 pm

   It’s true this is proof that he has been laid… but… we still can be fairly sure this is the first time. Look at picture #2. Hey Noah, act like you’ve been there before you douche.
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   by F Youk on May 15, 2009 at 12:35 pm

   I wonder what david stern thinks of this photo

   http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/joakim_noah_in_st_barts#41941
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   by mdf on May 15, 2009 at 12:36 pm

   This is in Croatia and does not have virus’s , other site freaked out my browser

   http://www.index.hr/xmag/clanak/divlja-strana-joakima-noaha–alkohol-golotinja-i-sumnjivi-smotuljak/433756.aspx
10. 
    by CLCR76 on May 15, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    As if my day wasn’t shitty enough, I now have to see these pictures…Fuck!
11. 
    by YourVaginaSmellsLikeDick on May 15, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    How long do you have togo without washing your hair to look like that? Looks like a dirty rat.
12. 
    by NorthShore on May 15, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    Ha. MDF. It’s one popup – click skip this ad.

    If you think I’m touching your link from Slavistan you’re out of your mind.
13. 
    by Beantownluv on May 15, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    You know the NBA won’t say jack shit about him smoking weed. That players union did a good job making it safe for players to puff the chronic and not get busted.

    That chick is hot but with NBA contract cash, anyone could do better than that. I know it’s not about the money , but still.
14. 
    by Bruschimancrush on May 15, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    Ummm it looks like weed, but nah, his girl has a pack of Marlboro reds out and in her hand and it looks more like a flame, so maybe hes just lighting her cig?

    I mean you can’t get at anyone over a photo,just say its airbrushed ora cig, only bongs and shit (PHELPS) would be harder to explain (yes you can put tobacco in a bong, but c’mon)
15. 
    by Dr. Van Nostrand on May 15, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    Pretty nice fake tits on her.
16. 
    by TheSeniorsenator on May 15, 2009 at 1:28 pm

    David lee Roth once said when asked if money could buy happiness he said “Money cannot buy happiness but it can buy you a boat big enough to pull up next to it”.
17. 
    by portlanddleague on May 15, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    Once again the alien from “signs” returns in picture #3.
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