Guess That Ass

 

And the answer is some chicks in panama at some polo match or something?    What the fuck is going on here!   Are these bitches even human?  I mean it’s one thing to find one chick with an ass like this but a whole team of them?   I’ve never seen anything like it!    I’m so confused/excited/mystified I don’t even know what to do with myself.  Tickets to this event must have been like 9 zillion dollars each and worth every fucking penny.

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» Rich Gedman said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:17 }

damn,,, will they be at the nurse party?

i may melt for that…

» ThePrideOfFramingham said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:40 }

Oh
My
God

» BallbagSkillet said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:15 }

That’s stupid

» ThePrideOfFramingham said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:34 }

Get fucked Ballbag. You’re fucking stupid.

Im only typing with one hand right now.

» Dr. Van Nostrand said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:15 }

Test these bitches for PED’s

» TheSeniorsenator said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:29 }

Did their doctor give them some pills?

» TeamFingerBlast said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:00 }

That is awesome

» ilovefarts said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:07 }

you could balance a beer can on top of their ass while they walk.
id love to be that saddle!

» juliopoogo said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:23 }

great way to get Ripa’s dong button out of memory.
insane

» StallworthsDrivingSkool said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:04 }

photoshopped

» ThePrideOfFramingham said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:13 }

Look at their legs. They could pop a watermelon with their thighs. that is a guaranteed ride of lifetime.

» ThePrideOfFramingham said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:45 }

i cant stop looking

» IrishTrinity said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:46 }

Personally, I am not a fan of the message that black people and el pres are sending. I am a firm believer that there is a difference between a nice ass and just a huge ass. Don’t fall into the trap and think that these girls have nice dumpers just because their ass is as thick as it is wide. Get on a fucking stairmaster.

» Rich Gedman said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:01 }

Those girls must hang out at Ned Devines… Dr. Van Nostand, you should go tonight….

» Pokey Reese said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:09 }

Hey Don Jeans…

BAHAHAHAHHAHA

You reak of ghey

» J Live said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:44 }

Wow…Manny tests positive…50 games

» Murray Chadwick said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:08 }

Herschel Walker?

» tuuubes said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:11 }

I see the horses, but where are the chicks with the nice asses?

» bonddude said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:34 }

sad to say…photoshop. the grass is all fucked up around the ass on the left. sad indeed.

» ilovefarts said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:34 }

irish trinity
are you telling me you wouldnt eat that ass?
theyd be yelling “irish trinity, tell me how my ass tastes?”

» bodhi said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:03 }

There is a 6:20 flight tonight to Panama City Panama for $825 on Expedia.
I’ll see you fools in a few weeks.

» deez said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:58 }

aye carumba!

» windycitywoodrow said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:51 }

I’d pay a brazzillion dollars to see that in person..

» Monty Capuletti said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:30 }

IrishTranny must be a girl…a jealous girl. Those asses are not fat, they are chiseled. If there was video I’d be staring at it in slo-mo saying “oh my god”.

» kobasew12 said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:45 }

huh?

» RonMexico2153 said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:46 }

those are absouletly AMAZING!

» AstoriaQns717 said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:09 }

That’s the most deliciously wonderful thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

» dallas_stoolie said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:58 }

SO photoshopped

» Coach Dick said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:10 }

Put one of their ass cheeks in Left Field for the Dodgers. Holy Fuckin Tits. That thing could closed the Panama Canal, let along the
left-center field gap.

» actionjohnson said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:48 }

Sounds like some closeted racism Irish Trinity. These are great athletic asses. You could elbow these dumpers and not get any ripple effect.

» TeamFingerBlast said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:27 }

Ive finally looked at something else in the picture and am now wondering….Why are they both #2

» bruceheg said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:53 }

I need more evidence EP you post 100 pic’s on some of these posts but only 3 here? I demand you back this up with links and vid’s.

bty – Spanish ass is not only big and tight when you fuck them they move in a rhythm you have to experience to believe. Ohh my single days in the Lawrence mass area.

» Born And Raised said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:19 }

Pictures are fake. Unless she has some sort of gravitational field around her ass that bends grass blades.

Lame.

» ilovefarts said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:05 }

TFB its their position
i only know this cause im a fuckin genius

» Dr. Van Nostrand said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:14 }

Gedman– to answer your question from the previous thread:

Where would I like to see a barstool party? How about anyplace outside of fucking fanuel hall. It’s the shittiest scene in the whole city. If you’re going to hold it at a club, go someplace nice like revolution or estate.

But, since I’m not really into that scene, I’d like to see more barstool parties at bars, not fucking clubs. People’s republik, drink, some of the southie bars would do, the burren, even beacon hill pub for fuck’s sake… you know, fun places that aren’t filled with douchebags from BC, that will serve you shots of straight booze and car bombs right up til 2 am, not watered down neon colored liquid in a tube for $13 each.

» Akrobatik said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:49 }

This shit is photoshoped you idiots. Look at the outline of her pants and the grass.

I knew it was too good to be true. No one has an ass like that. Shit is fake.

» AlexLovesRod said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:11 }

TeamFingerBlast…That’s not their number, that’s what hole they want you to put it in….

» BP said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:11 }

Prez….you have to find out if this is real of Photoshopped!

» TeamFingerBlast said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:16 }

hmmm, i dont know a think about polo.

I was assuming it was cuz they like to go #2 with them big ol dumpers.

» deez said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:33 }

good call on the photoshop..i didnt even notice the bending grass blades but then i noticed the fence does weird things around their asses too

» bobbykid said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:58 }

i’m not down w/ that. i’ll take ripa’s over that

» bruceheg said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:49 }

well then will potoshop make my wifes ass smaller?

» Bruschimancrush said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:03 }

i dont care if it is photoshopped, those blades of grass are about to covered in baby batter anyway

» Bruschimancrush said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:40 }

Bobbykid,

you’ll take a midget penis over a Panamanian girls ass?

» ilovefarts said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:44 }

even if it is photoshopped you could find a real ass like that at revere beach.

my vote is for ripa as well

» CptKballs said: { May 7, 2009 - 01:05:16 }

I’ll tell you what, if I saw those girls in person I’d melt and I’m not ashamed to admit it.

» rockyoumonkeys said: { May 7, 2009 - 02:05:11 }

wow.

yesterday pres stumbles across Bloodninja, and today he’s duped by an obvious (and poorly done) photoshop.

welcome to the internet, pres. you’ve obviously never been here before.

» bobbykid said: { May 7, 2009 - 02:05:36 }

Bruschimancrush said: { May 7, 2009 – 01:05:40 }
Bobbykid,

you’ll take a midget penis over a Panamanian girls ass?

I’M being questioned by a man who has a mancrush on Teddy Bruschi…? but to answer your question YES i’d take down kelly ripa
http://fabfitcelebmoms.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/kelly_ripa_shape.jpg

versus something that resembles a watered-down kim kardashian.

» heymoe said: { May 7, 2009 - 02:05:24 }

Damn, those thighs are huge.

When did Earl Campbell start playing polo.

» twir13 said: { May 7, 2009 - 02:05:24 }

those asses completely disprove gravity.

http://theworldisretarded.wordpress.com/

» pjb123 said: { May 7, 2009 - 02:05:49 }

first time i’ve ever fallen backwards out of my chair lookin at barstool

» StallworthsDrivingSkool said: { May 7, 2009 - 02:05:52 }

ripa’s bellybutton is photoshopped for the magazine cover.

» StallworthsDrivingSkool said: { May 7, 2009 - 02:05:13 }

out

» We've Got Bush said: { May 7, 2009 - 02:05:20 }

not even a question whether these are photoshopped, not even a good job really whomever did this.

» b_o_x said: { May 7, 2009 - 02:05:54 }

After 10 minutes of staring at these photos I finally realized how obviously photoshopped they are…. and I honestly don’t care. I will continue staring now.

» Aborges1 said: { May 7, 2009 - 02:05:53 }

could they make those asses a little bigger please? sarcasm.. that shit is ridiculous. I planned on studying abroad in New Zealand..or maybe Panama

» BallbagSkillet said: { May 7, 2009 - 03:05:37 }

No, those are really stupid looking.

» BallbagSkillet said: { May 7, 2009 - 03:05:31 }

profile view is on point, butt front to back looks retarded. suck my wet cunt.

» DetroitRed said: { May 7, 2009 - 05:05:41 }

“Are these chicks even human?” – elpresidente

Ummm, no. They are clearly photoshopped. I can’t believe you put them up on the site. On the two close up ass shots you can see light on the chicks front right leg and in between her legs. The only way this is possible is if there is professional lighting coming from the ground all around her, and even then its still probably dark there. Not to mention the obvious warped grass all around the ass and the translucent color of the pants. Terrible.

» Dominique.Francon said: { May 7, 2009 - 05:05:58 }

My first guess was Lara Croft. Can’t believe anybody actually thought this was real. Guess it just proves half of the douches on the Stool haven’t seen a real piece of ass in quite some time…

» Fat Kid With AIDS said: { May 7, 2009 - 05:05:09 }

WOW

» Badgefifteen said: { May 7, 2009 - 10:05:08 }

I’m speechless!!

» Dude Abides said: { May 7, 2009 - 10:05:18 }

better photo shop my johnson so I can bang dem bitches!

» laughingatpinheads said: { May 8, 2009 - 01:05:45 }

Dude Abides said: { May 7, 2009 – 10:05:18 }

“better photo shop my johnson so I can bang dem bitches!”

Hilarious!

Those chicks’ asses are UNREAL…literally.

» YESisfubar said: { May 8, 2009 - 01:05:08 }

SHAZAM! there asses are swolen from riding those horses all day

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