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31 Responses to Introducing Tennis Sensation Simona Halep

1. 
   by slapntickle on May 1, 2009 at 4:54 pm

   inertia
2. 
   by Menage on May 1, 2009 at 4:55 pm

   Holy fucking shit.
3. 
   by Pokey Reese on May 1, 2009 at 4:55 pm

   AWESOME
4. 
   by Akrobatik on May 1, 2009 at 4:57 pm

   Tennis just became my new fav sport.
5. 
   by Jesus on May 1, 2009 at 4:57 pm

   Toose are fucking Dcups!!
6. 
   by tjluke001 on May 1, 2009 at 4:58 pm

   And what a great way to start the weekend. Thanks EP!
7. 
   by shadylady on May 1, 2009 at 4:58 pm

   can’t imagine the peperoni nips on those things
8. 
   by slideintothird on May 1, 2009 at 4:59 pm

   i like that a lot.
9. 
   by Jesus on May 1, 2009 at 5:00 pm

   I normally cry myself to sleep, but maybe it wouldnt be so bad on thoose Dirty Pillows.
10. 
    by Menage on May 1, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    I didn’t even read what pres wrote I just instantly went to spank mode. I didn’t see that this ho is all of seventeen fucking years old. Sweet baby infantile jesus.
11. 
    by DrugsDelaney on May 1, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    Now that is a balcony you can rehearse Shakespear off of.
12. 
    by Jesus on May 1, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    What?
13. 
    by Beantownluv on May 1, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    I’d love to hear announcers of one of her matches. No way they could overlook the fact that her HUGE guns are bouncing around. The murmur of the crowd must be noticeable too. 17? Yikes.
14. 
    by laughingatpinheads on May 1, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    Speechless.
15. 
    by StallworthsDrivingSkool on May 1, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    that video is better than porn.
16. 
    by LebowskiUrbanAchiever on May 1, 2009 at 5:21 pm

    this made my day. awesome.
17. 
    by TeamFingerBlast on May 1, 2009 at 5:21 pm

    I think that video was porn.
18. 
    by Nakoma on May 1, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    God bless high speed photography.
19. 
    by Sue De Nimh on May 1, 2009 at 5:26 pm

    I think Martina Navratilova just unretired.
20. 
    by DetroitRed on May 1, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    Womens tennis should have two divisions. A division for hot, big tittied girls and a division for all the rest. Everybody would win, except for the ugly he-she’s and they deserve to lose anyway.

    On a completely unrelated note… EP and his terrible picks in Vegas + legal sportsbooks + NBA Playoffs – NHL Playoffs x Kentucky Derby = a 98% chance the Stool goes bankrupt. Or at least back to the old, cheap hosting site.
21. 
    by BIGGSC on May 1, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    That is definite jailbait. When she is turns 18, she needs to be in Playboy. I want her to teach me how to play tennis in those tight sportsbras
22. 
    by vedder is god on May 1, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    they are like bags of sand
23. 
    by OIFSeabee06 on May 1, 2009 at 5:42 pm

    I think I heard her sports bra begging for mercy.
24. 
    by Schwet T. Balls on May 1, 2009 at 5:53 pm

    Bouncing and Behaving. I could watch her jump rope for hours.
25. 
    by mdctmp on May 1, 2009 at 7:39 pm

    chick should never lose. Force=mass x acceleration.
26. 
    by Jesus on May 1, 2009 at 7:46 pm

    I like Vector1 + Vector2 = Mass explosion of my booze stained jizz all over those 42D=Pie r2
27. 
    by TheSeniorsenator on May 2, 2009 at 7:12 am

    the best part is she’s from Constanza.

    Birth Date 27/09/1991,
    Birth Place Constantza, Romania,
    Residence Constantza, Romania,
28. 
    by TheSeniorsenator on May 2, 2009 at 7:13 am

    It’s the “Summer of George”.
29. 
    by TheSeniorsenator on May 2, 2009 at 7:22 am

    Is that Doubles tennis?
30. 
    by skorebored14 on May 3, 2009 at 11:27 pm

    titties everywhere…. yeaaaaa
31. 
    by Uncle Pervie on May 4, 2009 at 7:15 pm

    “T” is for titties, that’s good enough for me.