Introducing Tennis Sensation Simona Halep

The hottest chick on the Internet this week was tennis player Simona Halep and her huge ass tits. People keep sending me emails about her, but if you checked our "hot link" section like you're supposed to you would have known about her since Monday when we posted it 10 seconds after she hit the web. Anyway just in case you're an idiot and don't check our links and videos section here are some pictures of the 17 year old Romanian Tennis prodigy.
elpresidente | Hot Gallery | 05/1/09, 4:50 pm |



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inertia
Holy fucking shit.
AWESOME
Tennis just became my new fav sport.
Toose are fucking Dcups!!
And what a great way to start the weekend. Thanks EP!
can’t imagine the peperoni nips on those things
i like that a lot.
I normally cry myself to sleep, but maybe it wouldnt be so bad on thoose Dirty Pillows.
I didn’t even read what pres wrote I just instantly went to spank mode. I didn’t see that this ho is all of seventeen fucking years old. Sweet baby infantile jesus.
Now that is a balcony you can rehearse Shakespear off of.
What?
I’d love to hear announcers of one of her matches. No way they could overlook the fact that her HUGE guns are bouncing around. The murmur of the crowd must be noticeable too. 17? Yikes.
Speechless.
that video is better than porn.
this made my day. awesome.
I think that video was porn.
God bless high speed photography.
I think Martina Navratilova just unretired.
Womens tennis should have two divisions. A division for hot, big tittied girls and a division for all the rest. Everybody would win, except for the ugly he-she’s and they deserve to lose anyway.
On a completely unrelated note… EP and his terrible picks in Vegas + legal sportsbooks + NBA Playoffs – NHL Playoffs x Kentucky Derby = a 98% chance the Stool goes bankrupt. Or at least back to the old, cheap hosting site.
That is definite jailbait. When she is turns 18, she needs to be in Playboy. I want her to teach me how to play tennis in those tight sportsbras
they are like bags of sand
I think I heard her sports bra begging for mercy.
Bouncing and Behaving. I could watch her jump rope for hours.
chick should never lose. Force=mass x acceleration.
I like Vector1 + Vector2 = Mass explosion of my booze stained jizz all over those 42D=Pie r2
the best part is she’s from Constanza.
Birth Date 27/09/1991,
Birth Place Constantza, Romania,
Residence Constantza, Romania,
It’s the “Summer of George”.
Is that Doubles tennis?
titties everywhere…. yeaaaaa
“T” is for titties, that’s good enough for me.
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