Viral Email of the Day – Duke Chick Supposedly Makes Power Point Presentation on Every Athlete She Banged
Reader Email
El Pres,
Just got this chain email about a Duke broad sending out a detailed “sex thesis” regarding her hookups with various Duke athletes over the years. Pretty ridiculous read, but I assume it’s the real deal. Whore gives some guys huge endorsements, but like Red Sox prospect Alex Hassan, she slays others. Her powerpoint is attached, while she’s the brunette in the photo. I just find it ironic that this cum dumpster bailed to help women in Kenya with aids, let alone having the audacity not to make the trip to Back To Stool.
- Matt
So we’ve probably gotten this email 100 times today. Enough to the point we finally had to figure out how to post it. Credit the Sales Guy. He finally figured out how to post it. Anyway talk about making or breaking a career huh? Is there anything better than having a chick say you rule in bed? But the flip side of the the coin is there anything worse than having a chick say you suck or have a small dick? Rumors like these are how championships are won and lost. Anyway I wonder how this chick is in bed? She must be fucking awesome to put a list together like this right? Because something tells me prudes don’t do power point presentations on dudes they’ve slept with. Just a hunch.
Update - I gave the Sales Guy way too much credit for figuring out how to post this power point. We’ve sat here for the last 45 minutes trying to put these slides in order. Somehow they got all jumbled and it was like a giant jigzaw puzzle putting this fuck list back togetehr.
I was so disappointed when I read it was the brunette.
And there goes Karen Owens’ career prospects.
NO FUCKING WAY IM READING ALL THAT BULLSHIT….fuckin girls
Pres, images take forever to scroll through. Just send me the powerpoint and I’ll give you a embeddable version of it.
#1 Lame. #2 that brunette is beat so I presume its alot of gay lax guys she hooked up with.
Fake Life
congrats for going:
FIle- save as pictures- in powerpoint
Would have bet my left nut that it wasn’t the hot one in the front banging everyone.
pretty sure Alex Hassan went to BC High
Isn’t that MANiella from FFTramps.com?
fuckin jersey chasers…
the bc and bu hockey teams must be salivating over this post.
Best thing I did all day was read the powerpoint first and then the email from Matt. I pictured this was the blond the whole time…so much better that way
sucks to be David Goulet
so she banged the LAX and Baseball teams….congrats ur a whore…..next blog please.
No wonder we’re falling behind the Chinese. When a cleat chasing whore can write a thesis on what black out, cum dumpster she is and have it accepted as science.
yup disappointed it was the brunette, but then again dudes especially in college don’t give a fuck who they bang as long as she puts out. ab says it best though —
» Ab_Absurd0 said: { Sep 30, 2010 – 03:09:29 }
so she banged the LAX and Baseball teams….congrats ur a whore…..next blog please.
» jackofspades said: { Sep 30, 2010 – 03:09:18 }
sucks to be David Goulet
did you read what she wrote about him….cuz in my book that makes him the winner….
this does it for me, I would rather have a gay son than a daughter. This fucking cum dumpster will one day be someone’s wife and a mom.
She didn’t even get a basketball player. The duke lax and baseball teams? That’s it? Sick. You’re an ugly whore that hooked up with unimportant people. So, you’re just an ugly whore.
yeah I just read the actual section…he treated her like the whore she is…I respect it…leave the cunts earrings outside
I read somewhere in there that she has never banged a BlackDude.
So……win?
im sure her pops is glad he dropped 150k+ to send her to an overrated ACC school and become a self-proclaimed whore
Why would this girl expect nothing but fierce pumping followed quickly by a creampie. She’s an ugly whore begging for dick.
This bitch ain’t foolin’ me, any chick would be mortified to have all this come out about her, and any chick who wouldn’t is in Germany right now making shit movies right now. Because being a whore in real life is disgraceful, but being a whore on film is profittable.
Quit soving lame concerts down our throats and go to your nearest elementary school and enroll in a basic computer class. If it took you “All Day” to figure out how to post pictures on a wordpress template you really don’t belong in this space. Glad to see you have such a hold on what is important when running a content driven blog.
*anything
Quit shoving lame concerts down our throats and go to your nearest elementary school and enroll in a basic computer class. If it took you “All Day” to figure out how to post pictures on a wordpress template you really don’t belong in this space. Glad to see you have such a hold on what is important when running a content driven blog.
fucking bitch – i guess she was never taught that power points shouldn’t contain essays on them and your presentation needs to do the talking. fucking bitch
The Odyssey was shorter then this fucking thing. Unless you’re selling cliff notes I’m moving on
Brunette bitch looks like $20 whore.
Congrats to the hung guy. I wish some chick would post a story about my “ridiculous, ridiculous size.” Sadly, that will never happen.
David Goulet is a fucking hero. Doesn’t kiss her, gives her the pump and dump, then tells her to get her earrings outside. 1/10 my ass. He knew how to treat a broad who is DTF.
this is obviously fake. There are no good looking chicks at duke. Have you ever seen the fans at duke basketball games? Disgusting!
is it too late to change my “daughter vs gay cheerleader son” vote? cuz i think this chick takes more way more cum than the prettiest twink in provincetown.
Anyone want to grab a beer and hang at Shooters tomorrow night??
David Goulet, you sir have my respect.
Her face is kinda mannish but if the whole thing was a charade made by one of her friends as payback for something……kudos.
pass.
» Buddy Revel said: { Sep 30, 2010 – 03:09:43 }
Her face is kinda mannish
Kinda Mannish? That’s like saying Portnoy’s nose is kinda enormous
obviously fake, forgive me if it is so obviously fake that people are just going along with it
1. Atleast at my school your senior thesis topic had to be approved by an ethics committee. Not that the subject would not be allowed but the names and pictures of the students involved would not be able to be revealed (unless they consented) which i doubt these guys did
2. Who does a senior thesis on powerpoint? You may have a few slides that you print out or use for a presentation but 48 is wayy to many
3. This was a senior honors thesis submitted to the “Department of Late night entertainment in partial fulfillment’s of the requirements for a degree in DEGREE IN TEMPESTUOUS FROLICKING (DTF)” if that doesnt scream joke, i dont know what does.
Prez, FYI this Bible long powerpoint porn situation is slowing down the entire internet. Your fisher price server can’t handle all of this info at once.
Check out the big brain on Jake shuttlesworth
big time joke, chicks are fkn dumb but i dont think their that dumb
Jake Shuttlesworth’s post is slightly shorter then this epic novel of a blog
What a hideous overstuffed mannoli this chick is…
Go ahead and ask that gay son vs. slut daughter question again, I would be curious to see the results.
Who’s coming with me to shooter’s this weekend?
Your sales guy who figured out how to upload this is a moron. It is causing nothing but problems with your website. You should get someone who knows what they are doing to run your website.
That brunette chick is TEEEEEERRible. I almost feel bad for the Dukies if this is the level of cum dumpsters they are forced to drag home at night. Almost. F Duke.
41 posts before literal-minded Detective Shuttlesworth uncovers the evidence showing that this is NOT a real thesis.
Let me try to explain it to you Shuttlesworth: the idea is that Karen F. Shuttlesworth did this as a joke. Maybe as just something to share with friends. But it spread like wildfire and now is a viral internet sensation. Got that?
Still think it’s not “real”?
God I shudder to think what I would get for a score on some of the smashed ass hookups I have had..
I heard she used to work at a sperm bank. Got fired for drinking on the job.
What are the chances that Alex Hasaan will be heckled at every away ballpark from this point forward through the rest of his career?
the guy she keeps mentioning as a mutual friend with these bros, michael seander, is from rhode island. i played baseball with and against him in high school. guy is a fucking loser. not surprised one bit that he still somehow managed to strike out with this busted slut
Well played David…well played. He got props for having a long cock and he abused the bitch…
My entire football team and recruits (prob like 23 deep) once took down 2 volleyball players at the same time. It was a site to see–anyway moral of this story, I pray on everything holy that I have boys.
The only person this toilet didn’t fuck at Duke was Coach K. To bad Rick Pitino doesn’t coach at Duke he would have made the powerpoint,
Chick loves size
» thebetoftheday said: { Sep 30, 2010 – 05:09:57 }
Well played David…well played. He got props for having a long cock and he abused the bitch…
My entire football team and recruits (prob like 23 deep) once took down 2 volleyball players at the same time. It was a site to see–anyway moral of this story, I pray on everything holy that I have boys.
how is that even possible? and why? i’m sorry but a 12-1 guy-girl ratio in an orgy just doesnt cut it for anyone that’s straight bro
Duke Lax team jsut can’t stay away from the girls can they.
This is possibly 98.4% real. Cousin was on Duke Lacrosse team & he’s budddies with 1/2 these guys. When I go to search them his friends list, they’ve all spelled their names differently (ie: Coyle/Koyle) to try and not be found on FB. I’m definitely verifying when I see him at Thanksgiving dinner.
Duke boys haven’t been screwed over this badly since that time Boss Hogg framed them for stealing from the Hazzard County Orphanage fund.
h. balsagna… fuckin hilarious.
40oz… u cant call your cuz on the phone? u gotta wait til thanksgiving?
good luck getting a job Karen. What a fucking whore.
Am I the only one that doesn’t see the “awesome rack” all those dudes were talking about? Either that picture isn’t her or Duke dudes have a thing for 12 year old boys. I guess they were forced to talk about her tits, they definitely can’t comment on an ass that isn’t there
prez, can u find this girl on facebook and get some more pics or what???
The Thanksgiving dinner thing was a joke, Makaveli. Lil’ slow on the uptake? I ain’t going out of my way to call my male cousin to gossip about girly shit.
Ya’ know, on second thought, this year’s Turkey Day feast is at his parent’s house which will make for a much more fun venue to ask him as his dad is a wine snob & everyone always gets absolutely annihilated on his cellar … hmm….
TheBetOfTheDay = PizzaBagel in 15 years.
Where is PizzaBagel? Haven’t seen that dude telling us how great a 40 year old athlete he is in a long time.
As for Alex Hasson- I hope to god he returns to either Wilmington/Frederick area with Salem next year. Why on earth is a white guy asking about black cock? Can someone explain this to me. Obviously Hasson is a closet homo with a thing for Blair Underwood and TayeDiggEppsSnipes. No doubt security is either going to end up dragging me out, or his teammates will go Ron Artest on me for tormenting him about his fetish for black cock.
» thebetoftheday said: { Sep 30, 2010 – 05:09:57 }
My entire football team and recruits (prob like 23 deep) once took down 2 volleyball players at the same time.
Did you play 7-7 football? Either that or you had no bench. Most likely though: You’re full of shit
» corylidleflymehome said: { Sep 30, 2010 – 03:09:32 }
The Odyssey was shorter then this fucking thing.
Hilarious.
Man, she just looks like one fuckin whore, eh? I think it’s the eyes. Got that saw-my-Dad’s-dick-and-balls-at-eye-level-when-I-was-7-and-I-forever-crave-cock-because-of-it look to them.
This has to be fake…written by someone who hates her or something. There’s no way she could go through 4 years of this and honestly believe she was somehow important enough to call the shots with any of these guys.
Lacrosstitute.
You guys are such hypocritical jerks you know damn good and well if a Dude came up with something like this you be giving him high fives and “right on’s” and “go dude, hey can I have her number” and shit like that but because a chick did it she’s a whore your just jealous because she came up with it before you did or if you did got infamous because of it. Society today is completely fucked up when a guy can get props and a chick is a Whore. you can all go fuck your selves.
- angel783 says: …when a guy can get props and a chick is a Whore.
And your point is…? Actually you are right, but she is still a whore. Anyone who nailed her is a dumbass and likely a manwhore.
I predict that she will have a debut in the porn industry within 6 months. She clearly spent four years, and an ass-load of daddy’s money, in training. How in the hell did she have time to study and graduate and with what degree?
She was brutal on Subject 6, Alex Hassan. Bad enough she tells the world he likes to talk about black c**ks during sex, but also makes it clear he is not endowed at all and he shoots quickly. Every baseball groupie chick knows about this by now.