Wake Up with Chanel from Mtv’s Fantasy Factory
Has anybody seen Rob Dyrdek’s new show on MTV called Fantasy Factory? I tuned in to watch because I was a huge fan of Rob and Big. In fact, Rob Dyrdek is the only skateboarder that I actually like. And I’m not the only one. He was actually #1 on the First Lady’s top 5 fantasy boyfriend list until a couple days ago when that dude from Tom’s shoes/AT&T commercials replaced him. Don’t ask me how he got on there. First Lady has fucked up taste in dudes, but I digress. The point of this blog is that even though the show isn’t nearly as good without Big Black , there is still one part of it that is much better. I’m obviously talking about Rob’s rapping secretary Chanel. It’s not even that she’s uber hot or anything like that. It’s just that she seems super cool, has a nice ass, can rap and has a great sense of humor. It’s like the full fucking package. I mean you can’t help but want to marry/bang the shit out of her. So mark my words people. This chick is going to be huge. It would take an act of god for her not to get her own TV show on MTV before it’s over and that’s coming from a reality TV expert. So when this chick is all the rage in 2 years remember where you heard about her first. And that my friends is why I get paid the big bucks.
PS - You want to know how great the Stool is? After I wrote this UB emailed me and said Chanel was a Wake Up like 2 months ago. Fuckin A man. Figures the only dude who beat me to the punch on this bitch is already on the payroll.
Who do you want to Wake Up with? Ub@barstoolsports.com
(390 votes, average: 7.86 out of 10)
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she is awesome. there has to be a video of her rapping somewhere. let me check..
she’d be a 10 if she had a different head..
Nice call Stinky.
I say two years and she’ll be a RealityKings.com superstar.
stinkydial said: { Apr 23, 2009 – 09:04:51 }
she’d be a 10 if she had a different head
Agreed, she might be a paper bagger. With a hole for the mouth though b/c she has some DSL’s on her.
ya lemme tell ya last time I was out in Southern California me and dis broad got drunk on a bottle of tequila. Next thing I know shes got her lips vacuum sealed around the head of my cock and tellin me to call her filthy names and shit like dat. Long story short, I busted in her mouth, gave her a Parliament Light and never spoke to ehr again
Heated, you meant to post that comment in blog below, didn’t you?
FYI – after a night of heavy tequila drinking, next day I drop a duce and it floats in the toilet. Only after drinking tequila, go figure.
Yeah, she raps.
Kinda got a slutty Topanga thing going, then a teeny bopper , then a crack whore. I’d give all 3 of them a dose of man goo tho
awful awful awful. as said, she needs a paper bag.
and seriously, can skanks please stop making that fucking peace sign at the camera? or whatever fucking gang signs those might be?
She’s Frumpy
Hmmmmm…..I don’t think I have enough info to vote yet, could you please put up another 640 pictures. Thanks.
You know what? Something about her screams I fuck all the time and love it. Only problem I have is that I don’t want to fuck her all the time. Granted I wouldn’t mind dogging her once or twice, the gig would be up after that, she’s a glorified Sarah-Plain-and-Tall.
Face – 6.8, I like it but i don’t love it.
Set – 7.3, A real set which is good, but it doesn’t really stand out.
Body – 7.8, As usual, the best asset the average looking wake-up broads have.
Overall – 6.7, OK Chanel I get what youre trying to pull off here. The “I’m cute and can hang with the guys, but still want to be a chick and get fucked” look. I’m sure there are plenty of people out there that are into you, I’m just not one of them.
Nothing screams gangster rapper like a white girl from southern California who probably grew up in an upper middle class home in a decent neighborhood.
I love how she is an overall 6.7 but the break down was a 6.8 7.3 and 7.8.
I have a hunch that i dont have the skin tone that she is looking for.
cute chick, hot body. i’d use my teeth to pull that thong out of her ass and use it like dental floss. also, i’m a big fan of pic #40…those toes were made to be sucked.
I see Lobster Claws finally finished molting.
I bet this bitch has a nice asshole…
BUTTER FACE
The retarded “gangsta” hand gestures just exude class. Mommy & Daddy must be awful proud of their l’il wigger.
6 months she’ll be “starring” in White Hoes/Black Bros videos, the “multiple facial cumshot” collection.
she sorta hot for a non-hot chick.
ass of a queen & face of a bull.
Damn I feel old. I used to bang her Mom in the late eighties. She was so hot. Not joking.
Oh Shit. How old is she? prank caller, prank caller.
that ho bag has a great a$$.
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