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   by jonnycapp on July 8, 2011 at 9:02 am

   I cannot express enough, how much of an honor it is to get first crack at this smoke. She is without question a hot-button issue, I am pleased to press. As for everyone else, tell me how my sloppy seconds tastes.

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   by The-Viking on July 8, 2011 at 9:05 am

   She’s so fucking hot and I love this show so much I would probably even go after jonnycapp and be ok with it…..kill me.

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   by jordank on July 8, 2011 at 1:05 pm

   Thats how i like my sluts, dead n bloody

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   by BlumpkinPumpkin on July 8, 2011 at 9:08 am

   Well done, well done. This chick give me fire in my trousers. Good timing too, I was just Google Image searching the shit out of her a few days ago.

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   by IamRandyMoss on July 8, 2011 at 9:13 am

   Johnnycapp = Blackdude = idiot with no life.

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   by BoStoneman on July 8, 2011 at 9:15 am

   Wait really? Looks good in the first picture, but tell me the second picture doesn’t look like a girl from your high school. I don’t know, not my bag really I guess.

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   by bullcharles1 on July 8, 2011 at 9:19 am

   this fucking ginger is ugly as sin! Fuck you uncle buck for wasting my friday wake up!

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   by bdemps15 on July 8, 2011 at 1:19 pm

   Gingers are tough to rate.  Very pale.  So in some pictures – good.  Some pictures – frightening. 

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   by Frank The Tank on July 8, 2011 at 1:24 pm

   Fucking daywalkers, fucking with my nut UB and if you fuck with my nut randy here is gonna eat your dick

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    by Frank The Tank on July 8, 2011 at 1:24 pm

    Fucking daywalkers, fucking with my nut UB and if you fuck with my nut randy here is gonna eat your dick

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    by Fishy_Fingers on July 8, 2011 at 9:28 am

    Yo Viking, wanna rent Twlight with me tonight?

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    by ....... on July 8, 2011 at 9:29 am

    I mean she is no Lindsay Lohan (redhead years obviously) but i guess i would
     
     
    P.S. wait what? the-viking, who may be the most conservative commenter on barstool, (saying a lot) likes a show about gay vampires?

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    by army-strong on July 8, 2011 at 9:37 am

    That bitch needs to try going outside once and while.

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    by Mike Felger on July 8, 2011 at 10:01 am

    Straight fire.  Love those redheads.

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    by beast on July 8, 2011 at 2:05 pm

    Banner week for me, I’ve actually fucked hotter than two of the wake ups this week, including this ginger.

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    by classless on July 8, 2011 at 2:09 pm

    Not really sure about this one. In the show, she so awkward, its hard to think of her as hot.

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    by cuttheshit on July 8, 2011 at 10:10 am

    This chick is hot. I don’t get the gay references for True Blood though, it’s a gory /creepy/ good show loaded with tits and ass.

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    by The-Viking on July 8, 2011 at 10:15 am

    Fishy we don’t have to rent them, I own them all on Blu-Ray…..

    …… It’s my one unmanly vice. I like Vampires, Werewolves, monsters in general.
    I know, it’s sissy shit. But I’m secure in my masculinity so I can admit it. I just look away at the occasional gay dude shit and wait for the boobs to come back.

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    by The-Viking on July 8, 2011 at 10:17 am

    cuttheshit – in a one hour show you get 15 minutes of tits and 10 seconds of gay and these guys can’t handle it. For those 10 seconds I play with my wife’s tits to amuse myself while the dudes kiss on the screen. Big deal.

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    by Fishy_Fingers on July 8, 2011 at 10:21 am

    I am actually the same way Viking. Hate to admit it but I’ve read all the books and own all the movies. I guess you could kill me now but I don’t really give a fuck.

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    by The-Viking on July 8, 2011 at 10:24 am

    Nope, I read all the books too man. Twice. Wife got me into it…whatever.
    While I am there, you have to read The Black Dagger Brotherhood if you haven’t. It’s like Twilight on meth. Way more violent and sexual. And much better writing.

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    by Fishy_Fingers on July 8, 2011 at 10:29 am

    Will do, thanks man.

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    by cincylife on July 8, 2011 at 10:32 am

    Viking, so I’m guessing you are a avid watcher of the new Teen Wolf on MTV?

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    by The-Viking on July 8, 2011 at 10:32 am

    Harhar Cincy.

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    by cincylife on July 8, 2011 at 10:34 am

    To be honest, I’ve watched one or two episodes, not horrible for an MTV series. Not quite as lovey dovey as Twilight.

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    by ....... on July 8, 2011 at 10:35 am

    you are really pushing my “never make fun of a veteran” rule to the limit here viking.
     
    fishy if you like reading twilight I have another suggestion for you: http://www.amazon.com/Learning-Sing-Hearing-Music-Your/dp/1400063922
     
    I haven’t read it myself but i’ve heard its along the same lines as Twilight

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    by White Dude on July 8, 2011 at 10:50 am

    I mean, I’d never make fun of a veteran for being a veteran- obviously. Appreciate all you do and/or did Viking. Love me some freedom. But shit, that’s really gay. No offense.

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    by The-Viking on July 8, 2011 at 10:53 am

    Hah, no sweat man, I can take it.

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    by The-Viking on July 8, 2011 at 10:54 am

    Cincy, MTV series? The fuck you talking about? True Blood is HBO. C’mon man. Titties!

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    by Fishy_Fingers on July 8, 2011 at 10:54 am

    Haha, I really don’t care man, it’s literally the only “gay” thing I am into it, other than guys of course! No homo

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    by jonnycapp on July 8, 2011 at 10:57 am

    next subject – magic the gathering. Viking, we’ll start wif you.

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    by The-Viking on July 8, 2011 at 11:02 am

    Never played it.

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    by help me tom cruise on July 8, 2011 at 11:06 am

    jesus fucking christ…comment section got gay quick huh

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    by sillybabyboy on July 16, 2011 at 1:44 am

    i love all you guys. couldnt do this without you. help me tom cruise i am talking about you

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    by kid icarus on July 16, 2011 at 3:34 am

    RED

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