Wake Up with Denise Richards

from marksfriggin.com transcripts of the show

“Howard asked if she had ever gotten into chicks. She said that she has experimented a couple of times. Howard asked if they were other actresses. She said they were and it was just a little touching. Howard asked if she was touching breasts. She said she did and the other women touched her too. Howard said he pictures Denise at a Hollywood party, which meant beautiful people, and she probably found herself attracted to these women. Denise said they came on to her though. She said they don’t do it in front of other people though. They go into a private room. Howard asked how the shirts came off. Denise said they just came off.”

“Howard asked Denise about being friends with Pam Anderson. Howard asked if that’s the woman she messed around with. She said they did kiss on film. She said they did a film together and they decided to kiss and the producers had no problem with that even though it didn’t even fit in the movie.”

“Jeff the Drunk called in and asked if she gives a blow job to completion. Denise laughed. Howard asked her if she’s willing to swallow that. She said that she does that. She said that if she spit it out, it might be an insult to people. Robin said she has no problem insulting anyone. Howard said that’s very hot that Denise does that.

Howard said he feels bad for a woman doing that and tells them that they don’t have to do that for him. Denise said she would swallow Howard’s. Artie said that she’s the best guest of all time.

Another caller asked Denise about the third input. Howard said Robin has some experience with that. Howard asked Denise if she’s into that anal sex thing. Denise said she wouldn’t shut it down, she’d be up for it. Artie said he had to leave the room hearing this stuff. Howard told him to go out and jerk off and come back then.

Howard asked Denise if she likes anal. She said she actually does. Denise said she prefers the other but she does like that too. Howard asked if it’s possible to achieve an orgasm. She said it is if you do other things with that. “

She still looks awesome too. i don’t care if she’s psycho Charlie Sheen was an idiot: http://www.howardstern.com/archive.hs?h=1410

Agreed…. she’s hot as hell. That being said I can’t help but think she’d be annoying as fuck to be around for more than half an hour but still, it’d be worth it to get into her.

Anything else Robin?

Bye for now.

Gizzlefo,

I agreed with your statement a million percent before I heard the interview. Should be up on the torrent sites if you don’t subscribe or search on Shoutcast for the 100 and 101 feeds as it’s on Best of The Week all day today.

She’s hot and batshit crazy. In my book, hot + batshit crazy = awesome.

Wake Up!
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door.
He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s half past three in the morning. “I’m not getting out of bed at this hour,” he thinks, and rolls over.
Then, a louder knock follows.
“Aren’t you going to answer that?” says his wife.
So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn’t take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.

“Hi there,” slurs the stranger. “Can you give me a push??”

“No, get lost. It’s half past three. I was in bed,” says the man and slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, “Dave, that wasn’t very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby sitter and you had to get help from a stranger? What would have happened if he’d told us to get lost?”

“But the guy was drunk,” says the husband.

“It doesn’t matter,” says the wife. “He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him.”
So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs.

He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, “Hey, do you still want a push??”
And he hears a voice cry out, “Yeah please.”
So, still being unable to see the drunken stranger he shouts, “Where are you?”

And the stranger replies, “I’m over here, on your swing.”

She does not still look awesome. She is flat out busted these days and a fucking nut job to boot. I’m shocked they let children be around her.

That picture isn’t even fair