Wake Up with Farrah Fawcett
As you may have heard Farrah Fawcett is losing her battle with cancer. So before she leaves us, here is a little tribute from your Uncle Buck. Some of you young Stoolies may not know but Miss Fawcett was about as hot as it got back in the 70s. Big hair and big nipples (though you may notice her nipples apparently were replaced by baby toes around 1985). Farrah's biggest achievement was Charlie's Angels as well as her best selling poster (above). Her career low light was a botched lesbian scene with Raquel Welch in 1970s Myra Breckinridge. The get in bed together, Raquel grabs her tit and Farrah turns her away. UB can't recall a bigger waste of top-of-their-game talent since Tyson bit Hollyfield's ear off. Anyway, Farrah, tits been fun.
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Who do you want to Wake Up with? Ub@barstoolsports.com
(342 votes, average: 8.80 out of 10)
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i like the lack of “NSFW”… for all you unsuspecting WAKE UP viewers, make sure nobody is around when you open up these babies..
this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, and farrah fawcetts nips went out and got loaded on Dr. Mugillicadys
there aren’t too many girls I would give a ten to but she is one of them. I think you have to have grown up with Farah fo appreciate how hot she really was.
6.65???? That is a travesty. Like Black says, smoking back in the day.
Thanks UB. Best nippliage ever posted. 1st 30 voters must be fags. Only a 6 ? Anybody have any cancer jokes?
cancer jokes would just be disrespectful to one of the pioneers of nudity and nipplage on the big screen…
just opened up #98 and poked my eyes out
Last time I saw nips like those was in a National Geographic magazine. Wow!
I would blow those nippz
that scene with rachel welch is still hot. use your imagination and you can tug it to anything.like my father always said there are 2 types of men who dont jerk off. LIERS and Guys with no arms
The loss of Farrah will be like the loss of a national treasure. Many the times in my youth, well before screen cleaner, I needed to wipe my spooge from that poster before it became permenantly damaged like an accoustic tile in a house with a leaky roof. She’s given the men of the world so much, as a pioneer of hot sluts willing to bare themselves for our mastubatory pleasure. You bet your ass I’ve pictured Farrah whle giving Mrs Wade Boggs Taint the best 40 seconds of her week, and I will again. If the stock market and Washington don’t close on the day of her passing, a true travesty will have occurred. Even as I type, I am torn… while welling up with tears, I feel the need for using the hand I would wipe them away with for a memorial tug under my desk, to show my deepest respect for one of the greatest fantasy sperm receptacles of the 20th century
how come you show tit on some girls and block it out on others?
baby toe nips – classic
Awesome in th 1970′s but I don’t really need to see her nekid when she’s in her 50′s.
I bet Hef could still feature her in playboy.
Side boob 1:38. Just sayin’.
farrah’s a legend. you NEVER block out the nipples of a legend. they might even show them on national television with no next-day apology (since none is needed, of course).
My favorite is pick 82; I would bang the cancer right out of her.
GREAT wake up, UB. Farrah was the hottest thing going when I grew up… it’s too bad the cancer got a hold of her. Oh, to be in that bed with her and Raquel.
When do we get a wake up with Raquel?
nice pencil erasers!
I had her Playboy issue. You could hang an anvil on those nipples. The issue was 15 yrs too late though…