Wake Up with Farrah Fawcett

As you may have heard Farrah Fawcett is losing her battle with cancer. So before she leaves us, here is a little tribute from your Uncle Buck. Some of you young Stoolies may not know but Miss Fawcett was about as hot as it got back in the 70s. Big hair and big nipples (though you may notice her nipples apparently were replaced by baby toes around 1985). Farrah's biggest achievement was Charlie's Angels as well as her best selling poster (above). Her career low light was a botched lesbian scene with Raquel Welch in 1970s Myra Breckinridge. The get in bed together, Raquel grabs her tit and Farrah turns her away. UB can't recall a bigger waste of top-of-their-game talent since Tyson bit Hollyfield's ear off. Anyway, Farrah, tits been fun.