Wake Up with Halle Berry
It would be very easy to make the argument that Halle Berry is the hottest celebrity maybe of all time. She's got perfect natural tits, a perfect face and an ass that makes men drool from both heads. Perhaps the greatest contribution that Miss Berry has made to her profession as an actor is the way she shows her piers how it should be done, when it comes to nudity. If a studio wants you to take it all off, make them pay you a record sum of money or give you a script that you can turn into an Oscar winner. It is a lesson that everyone in Hollywood should learn from. (Links are obvs NSFW)
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Who do you want to Wake Up with? Ub@barstoolsports.com
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I’ve always thought she was overrated. And that scene with Billy Bob Thornton is nothing short of extremely uncomfortable.
What does an Oscar winning actress named Halle and a smartphone have in common?
Sent from my Black Berry phone.
Well done UB however why is she wearing an adult diaper in the 4th from last pic.
overrated? Wow…Dude I’m not shitting on you, but who does rate with you?
She’s awesome.
what the hell is wrong with Dave Justice
Pres, why so little sports coverage these days? I count 15 posts yesterday…and with a liberal definition, I still count only 6 being sports-”related”.
Those 6 posts include Marla Hooch arrested for meth, that gay high school hoops dance, a ticket complaint during a rain delay, a fat fan in a jersey, video of drunk fan arrested, and an illiterate BC football player. Not exactly an all star lineup of sports coverage.
That said, I still enjoy the site, but most of the sports coverage is coming from a different site (Red’s Army) or RearAdmiral’s B’s writing…ok, and Jerry’s Patriots articles about how the Pats have been wronged…again.
I remember you were looking for more writers. No luck? There are a million Sox blogs out there, any chance to find one you like and post content similar to the Red’s Army pieces?
Not whining. Like I said, I like the site (even the new layout), but more sports coverage will bring me here more often & keep me here longer. Maybe it’s just me, but I’m just sayin…
» windycitywoodrow said: { May 6, 2009 – 09:05:10 }
What does an Oscar winning actress named Halle and a smartphone have in common?
Sent from my Black Berry phone.
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PISS, poor. Piss poor.
Sorry for long post.
It’s a different strokes/different folks type thing I guess.
For the past 10 years every black guy has said Halle Berry is the hottest because she’s the closest thing to being a white woman that black women will accept.
White guys have always said Halle Berry is the hottest because they want to seem like they’re not racist and somehow edgy.
Personally, I like my chicks at either end of the spectrum. I like pale bitches like Scarlett Johansson and deep black girls like Naomi Campbell.
Again, to each their own.
meh
You’re exactly right, MachoMan, I think Hally Berry is hot because I don’t want to seem racist. Thanks for clearing that up.
“every black guy” = a guy on the subway I overheard in 2002. If you actually knew black guys you’d know Halle Berry is not the undisputed “finest.”
Actually it was on the commuter rail in ’03 you fucking racist.
She is the Marilyn Monroe of our time… just perfect
dear snelgrove,
no one cares. nice book on the comment section, queef.
I wonder if she uses a wash cloth in the shower?
I voted one star cuz she waistes the air I breath. She sux and doesn’t deserve the bandwith Prez spent on her.
I would do things to her that would get me hung in the South.
Halle Berry when she was with David Justice had his name tattooed on her ass but after they broke up,she had it turned into a sunflower.
http://makeushot.com/wp-content/uploads/berry-tattoo.jpg
Justice had “Halls of Justice” (play on their names) with a big symbol on his arm.
Fair enough MachoMan…Taste is certainly a personal thing but she can stroke this folk any time…
Take the day off pres, you earned it today.
classic.
Thanks, Poke. Your “meh” post was very enlightening.
» MachoMans Fanny Pack said: { May 6, 2009 – 09:05:11 }
White guys have always said Halle Berry is the hottest because they want to seem like they’re not racist and somehow edgy.
Personally, I like my chicks at either end of the spectrum. I like pale bitches like Scarlett Johansson and deep black girls like Naomi Campbell.
Actually, I like Halle because she’s hot. That’s about the extent of it. I like Scarlett and Naomi as well, but they aren’t on the block today. I think maybe you are trying to be edgy with your analysis of Halle today, just sayin’.
And what the hell ever happened to Billy Bob? One minute he’s on top of the world, groping up on Halle on film, and doing Angelina at night. Then somebody figured out that he outkicked his coverage, and it all goes away…
Her areolies could certainly be larger. Plus she’s a dumb cunt.
Snelgrov Sniper with a sweet, manly reference to Marla hooch from League of their own. And you’re looking for more sports coverage? WNBA?
Good golly gosh almighty I want to make sex on her.