Local girl from Portsmouth NH. Playboy model. Potentially the best body I’ve ever seen.
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Holy Butterface Batman!
I’d very much like for her to take a big, hairy, stinky, shit on me.
Great armor, bad helmet.
Spit out my coffee and I wasn’t even drinking any…
Great attributes, however, her face will make a train take a dirt road!!
They still make Playboy? Havent seen one since 1995. True Story.
Ugly? Hellllll noooo. She’s just one nose job away from entering my top 5 for local women to hunt down and turn into a flesh suit.
Good lorrrrrrdd. I guess Playboy will take anyone with some decent store bought titties now, huh?
You ‘mos saying this chick is ugly should really get out of Mommy’s basement more often.
But yea, for Playboy, that nose needs to go.
all the hot b*tches in the world and you gotta feature one whose best feature was bought. time to step it up. i expect this from neil.
She bought her cranston?
Did someone photoshop Jeff Probst’s face on Carmen Electra’s body?
The black bikini top face shot: YIKES
She went to my HS (4 years younger). Amazing how far a boob job and some coke can get you.
hot.. i like
I didn’t even look at her face until I saw the comments
she has a lazy eye.
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Holy Butterface Batman!
I’d very much like for her to take a big, hairy, stinky, shit on me.
Great armor, bad helmet.
Spit out my coffee and I wasn’t even drinking any…
Great attributes, however, her face will make a train take a dirt road!!
They still make Playboy? Havent seen one since 1995. True Story.
Ugly? Hellllll noooo. She’s just one nose job away from entering my top 5 for local women to hunt down and turn into a flesh suit.
Good lorrrrrrdd. I guess Playboy will take anyone with some decent store bought titties now, huh?
You ‘mos saying this chick is ugly should really get out of Mommy’s basement more often.
But yea, for Playboy, that nose needs to go.
all the hot b*tches in the world and you gotta feature one whose best feature was bought. time to step it up. i expect this from neil.
She bought her cranston?
Did someone photoshop Jeff Probst’s face on Carmen Electra’s body?
The black bikini top face shot: YIKES
She went to my HS (4 years younger). Amazing how far a boob job and some coke can get you.
hot.. i like
I didn’t even look at her face until I saw the comments
she has a lazy eye.