Wake Up with Katrina Bowden
Katrina Bowden’s 2008 Wake Up here…
Chrissy the Intern’s Take: I think Katrina Bowden is undoubtedly one of the hottest females I have ever seen. I would give nearly anything too look half as good as her. But I think Brooklyn Decker got robbed of Esquire’s title Sexiest Woman Alive. Correct me if I’m wrong, but while Katrina may have that cute girl next door look going on, Brooklyn Decker is absolutely oozing sex appeal all over the place. What the fuck is going on America? Brooklyn Decker isn’t the sexiest woman alive, and smokebomb Pia gets the boot from American Idol? Such injustice.
Chrissy’s behind UB, all the way!
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chrissy – chrissy’s face = tolerable
Mmmmm Chrissy, I dig that pose. I guess I concur with your comment airpower.
ok chrissys ass is nice, really nice..the face i think it was the dark eyes that really did it..if you took a few pics after going tanning and/or with some makeup you would look smokin! fuck the haters give them your A stuff and let me stuff your ass
I demand a thong pic
chrissy is awesome…fuck the haters
You’ve got to be kidding me….
Here’s how you say it to her UB: “Sorry Chrissy, its just not working out….while I appreciate you making coffee and picking up my lunch order, this whole “Hide the Dragon” routine you’re playing on wake up is ruining my life’s legacy of delivering the most incredible variety of beautifully women on this planet on a daily basis. So, please, without further ado…..STOP SUBMITTING TRANNY PICS ON MY WAKE UP. Now, go get me my fucking coffee.”
love katrina bowden, gonna be a good day
if this Chrissy pic doesn’t make your dick move, congratulations, you’re gay
Man Chrissy graves attention, I can smell the mental issues from here. The ass shot is good just crop the picture about an inch from the top. I don’t want to see her face.
Imagine what waking up to that is like, you wouldn’t need coffee to get the fuck out of bed and out the dorr.
Eastcoastsucks, you are a stupid fruitcake cunt. Get the fuck out of here
there u go Chrissy, show off the goods
fine, you win Chrissy you have everyones attention
Correction: if this Chrissy pic doesn’t make your dick move, congratulations, you’re NOT gay
MAN-face
her ass is like a mystery, its clearly not the typical perfect ass, yet there’s something about it and the way she flaunts it in that set of pics that makes you feel comfortable
she’s got a nice cozy ass
I’m fine with Chrissy as long as she’s not looking at the camera
Nice cooter gap Chrissy! very nice
Jesus christ, its like someone secretly switched the barstool comments section with the provincetown times comments. Biggest bunch of faggots I’ve seen in a long time
EastCoastSucks
shut the fuck up already…long-winded douche
Chrissy is gorgeous. If you don’t think so, then go empty the three gallons of jizz out of your butt. You fruitcakes.
i didn’t even connect the fact that she was the dime from sex drive until right now. great movie, great wakeup.
lol Sex Drive… I thought I was the only person who saw that movie. Did that shit even hit theaters?
Sex Drive was awesome
UGGGHHH that ugly co ed is killing my wake up again. hey girl with daddy issues whos desperate for attention from anywhere she can get it; your not pretty enough, please stop and read a book or practice how to be an awesome lay because you can not get buy on your looks alone. you have no hips, an ugly face, totaly flat, and a small ass. please please please stop. find a new angle and ignore these people who say they love it. its dudes like that who got you all twisted in the first place. you see; 90% of dudes will fuck or want to fuck anything that shows even a remote interest or sluttyness. that doesn’t make you pretty or your rectangle body more likable, it makes you either a cock tease or a whore. either way; pass. you can’t compete with these girls on the wake-ups, for example. they are actually pretty so the fact that they are annoying women with absurd daddy issues doesn’t matter. i cant look at an ugly girl trying to get her attention the same way pretty girls do. its like watching a terrier try to guard a house like a German Shepard. this bitch it the terrier, just yapping away and being annoying. i wanna see the tall and proud half naked all daddy issued hot girl Shepard from the internet. shes the real show, not some 20 year old who “found herself” in college and now wants to get back at the football team who wouldn’t run train on her. go sell some medicine, bitch!
“Want… to touch… the HINEY…”
Chrissy has a nicer ass than Katrina IMO…
i just looked at it again…. JESUS CHRIST. look at the wake ups ass, then look at this girls… come on. terrier and German Shepard. some one shut that fucking horrid lap dog up, katrina bowman is showing her ass again and its AWESOME!
thanos shut the fuck up you goddamn knobgobbler
Chrissy, you are cool, any time, you sexy thang.
I would fuck Chrissy before Katrina. Scrawny blondes with down syndrome face do nothing for me.
Whoa, lots of Buckleys in the comment section today. and nice ass, Chrissy.
zip it thanos you fruit
lol. i love this site. im gay and a knobgobbler (thats mine now, btw) because i dont want to see a girl with a 10 year old boys body.
Thanos, I don’t know what the 10 year old boys look like where you’re from, or why you’re checking out their asses, but Ive never seen a dude with an ass like that. Now run along, don’t miss your parole meeting, buttbumper.
definitely Chrissys best angle…
Hottest chick on the planet, that’s a negative ghost rider. She has no chest and is way to fucking skinny. A nice ass though.
For those keeping track at home, Chrissy has a nicer body than this chick considering Chrissy has tits and from the blurry pic, a decent ass.
Only homo’s prefer skinny fucking chicks with no tits. Compares quite nicely to gay men.
Katrina bowden is so hot, but it bothers me that she’s bobby bowdens grandkid for some reason. And chrissy the intern can most certainly get it.
Katrina bowden is so hot, but it bothers me that she’s bobby bowdens grandkid for some reason. And chrissy the intern can most certainly get it.
thanos
weirdest thing i’ve read on this site
my my Chrissy…this is a side of you I’ve never seen before…
Thanos, i’d love to meet you in person and slap the gay outta you but I’m afraid it’s too late. I always thought gays were somewhat educated people, you are dissapointing the whole gay community that is backing you (literally). Do you know how I can tell you’re gay? Cause you like to gargle with jizz.
10 year old boys have no hips and curves where im from, much like the terrier up there. she doesnt have an ass, shes on her tip toes and sticking out where her legs meet her torso. hit up girls in yoga pants.com and tell me the terrier stacks up. see, i wouldn’t say anything if she didnt put herself up there in the same poses as the actual hot girls. her actions beg the comparison and eventual scorn. and i dont know how THIS, of all fucking things, is the weirdest thing youve read on this sight?? did you see that black midget dougie on the ground??? the teacher sex scandal written like a scouting report, the pics of prez dressed like a jockey and THIS is the wierdest thing?? WELCOME TO THE STOOL!!!!!!!! youll LOVE it for a month and then…ehhhh its ok; something to do at work…. on a friday…. when you got nothing better going on…
how would you know if i gargled jizz? are you watching me?? THATS STALKING! ILL HAVE YOU ARRESTED 120 Q!your stupid. dont say stupid things.
ritalin is good thanos
yeah, but itll make me complacent… then ill just look at sub par asses all day and be ok with it. not this asshole! this is boston! the greast city on earth! ill throw all your shit in the harbor and i WILL NOT abide a 5 ass on my wake up! 9s or higher before 9 am, please. also, we havent seen a good boob wake up since that monster titted jew girl… just sayin…
Chrissy – I love your face too. Dont listen to the haters.
How do I know you gargle jizz? Cause your breath stink of semen. That’s why.
And what is it with you comparing women to dogs? Are you out of your gay fucking mind?
its a comparison, not a literal one. just making a point. dont be a fucking retard. also, where does all this gay shit come from. im not gay at all. im married for fucks sake, just making a comment on a sub par girl shoving her ass in my face through my monitor. how does that make me gay? and so vehemently gay, at that. jesus christ… its so weird that everyone on this site, whenever they want to attack someone, just calls them gay. i dont get it. and honestly, i would rather be gay than the un or under educated fucking retards that beat off to flat ugly asses and when confronted with anything they cant process (ie, everything) scream FUCkING FAGOT! its weird. stop doing it. it makes you look fucking stupid and low and like you drink blue ribbon. no one wants to look or act like they drink blue ribbon, no one. pick on me something else for christs sake. and, for the love of god, you look like an asshole when you say your going to slap people on a comment section. no your not, at all, ever. in the first place, i wouldnt be caught dead in a place that caters to people who only response to anything is to call them a homosexual, that place probably smells like stale miller high life and lost potential; just blue collars as far as the eye can see. no thanks, i studied and drank in college, so i can go to places with waitress who aren’t in a mini skirt and carrying HPV.. and second, i have a real career and a professional license that i cant lose. i know its easy to find a new McDonald job, but i have to watch what i do, so when you say shit like that, you look and sound like a fucking peasant.
Pretty sure thanos just established that he DOES drive a dodge stratus and can do 100 pushups in 20 minutes. Good rant would read again
Damn Ms. Tasty you’re hot as fuck.
lol, im 45 pounds over weight (from the beer half of college) and do not drive a stratus… come on man, i said i GRADUATED college. i think i could do 2 push ups before i died. YES YES YES!!!! thank you hobo so much!!! someone shit on me and it had nothing to do with sexual orientation!!!! are we moving forward… i think so!!!! and as one good turn… you know what boxcar????? your a… your mom is such a …. you look like….. your a fag
So every wake up is gonna have a bro face chick at the bottom from now on? Ech…
thanos you faggot no one is reading your fucking life story there.. stop overcompensating for being an ugly little dicked loser who wouldnt get the time of day with chrissy if you had a 100 dollar bill hanging from your zippor.. even if you thought she was as ugly as you say look away or just be a man and get over it instead of crying like a little bitch “o i need a 9 ass or above”. your wife probably looks like a cow go fuck yourself
ps damn chrissy 6 to midnight everytime
Chrissy, you are gorgeous… please keep doin what you doin!! (and nevermind the homos)
how is THAT my life story?? if my life story could fit in a comment bubble, id blindly call people a faggot and still use the old “money out of my zipper” bit. that was fun, careful with it though, that bad boy is an antique… look. im not saying i wouldn’t, im just saying dont put a 6 next to a 9 in the wake up which is supposed to show only really hot girls, thats all. this is entertainment, not a place to pick up girls. your 6 to midnight comment demonstrates that your a fucking loser. like, are you really hitting on the terrier tvia a comment section, and you shit on ME??!! come on, dude… you really should feel a little stupid. and hey, wouldn’t you type on this silly blog at work when your boss is out? im typing like a mother fucker over here and its WAY more interesting that what im supposed to be doing.
no im trying to make her feel better cuz shes gorgeous and apparently youve made it your life mission to destroy her self esteem. hope that makes you feel better about your pathetic life you fucking loser
Ass of a 14 year old Korean boy…. it’s ok if you like that kind of thing I guess. . . Bring her back after puberty?
as a 14 year old korean boy i can tell you no its not.. and stop looking at our 14 year old korean asses dude
honest question, is this chrissy’s only duty on barstool?
thanos- tl;dr
And chrissy- it’s ‘to’ not ‘too’
Now show me some more of that ass
thanos- tl;dr
And chrissy- it’s ‘to’ not ‘too’
Now show me some more of that ass
so your trying to make a girl feel batter by telling her youd fuck her for 6 hours straight? i think i just found your problem. and it could be the terrier or some shit on screen junkies or something, im just trying to kill the clock until 3. i dont need to feel better about anything in my life and i certainly dont need to shit on someone to achieve that, it just irritated me (for all the above reasons) and i had 6 hours to kill. thats it. way to be the knight in shinning Armour… “dont listen to him, id fuck your asshole till it bleeds” lol, chivalry is alive and kicking on the stool, of all places. lol, i do feel a little better after reading your post… at least im not that guy who thinks being a gentleman is telling a girl youd wear her ass out. enjoy your high life.
saying you went from 6 to midnight means you got a boner you moron.. dont remember saying anything about wearing out that beautiful ass.. you have issues if a beautiful girl taking sexy pics like this bothers you so much.. you seem like your almost offended that she would dare think she was hot enough to do so. if you dont think shes worthy your gay.
Chrissy just pulled a Josh Beckett right here. TERRIBLE start to the season I dont care what anybody says its a fact. she was trying to hard, showing too much face in a unflattering pose, too revealing of the desperate to please attitude. But this shot is like Beckett against the yanks, which is to say flawless.
However i still reserve the right to pass judgment on her until I see if she can continue to consistently bring the heat as she is doing here.
“you seem like your almost offended that she would dare think she was hot enough to do so”
100% true. i am offended. im a fat fuck, so when there are pics of guys in shape i dont POST A PICTURE OF MY FAT ASS RIGHT UNDER IT AND HAVE A WHO FARTED LOOK ON MY FACE AND TRY TO PASS IT AS BEING SEXY. grow up.
how abouts a wake up with katrina gil? the hottest smokeshow of all time
how bout a wake up with Chrissy? She is smoking like that dude busting out of the porn shop…just brings straight fire
I don’t get it, but this is also enjoyable
http://nationalskirtday.com/2011/04/15/hot-exotic-older-women-who-date-even-older-men-catherine-zeta-jones-vs-padma-lakshmi/
guy act like you wouldnt pay money to suck a fart out of her ass. dont take your insecurities out on her its sad enough on here without every guy trying to prove something by shitting on all the beautiful girls on here
i dont shit on beautiful girls, just terriers trying to be beautiful girls. and i wouldnt suck any farts out of anyones ass. no one. not anyone. jesus fucking christ. suck a fart out of her ass? fucking gross. come on dude. how desperate are you that you would think its ok to suck a fart out of anyone’s ass? sad, just sad all day. i think a wise man had you in mind when he described sad people who sit around in a circle and touch themselves and frown
An intern is giving you a free picture of her half-covered ass. Take it or leave it. Especially since judging from most of the comments on this site, most of you don’t get ass anyway.
Let’s have a vote! Vote 1 for thanos is just plain take it up the pooper gay or vote 10 for thanos is put the fucking lotion in the basket insanely gay.
Chrissy’s a butter-face, end of story. How hard is that to understand? There’s chicks like this all over the god damn place. And they’re the best to screw as well. They don’t have the high profile, you’re not good enough for me attitude of the smokeshows with the great faces AND great bodies, but they have all the goods below the neck. It’s a fuckin win-win unless you look like Rico Suave. Their self-esteem is lowered by the reality that their not a smokeshow–opens up the door for all the every-man’s. I’d do her for sure. AND her face isn’t even THAT bad. I’ve seen way worse butter-faces.
Anyone else think that Chrissy took it in the keister last night after singled out? OK thanks
Thanos, cut the shit with the novels. Chrissy, you deserve a full cavity search. Show me your tits, Im not even kidding anymore.
thanos says: dude, shut the fuck up and get a life.