Who do you want to Wake Up with? Ub@barstoolsports.com
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I’m completely ok with this.
that sex scene was fun cause it was so “rapey”. Reminds me of the BHG song – A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying”
That broad is smoking fucking hot and I would give up one of my kids to bang her, but I’m not too sure about all that chafing that would go down. I think it would be rather painful once a little bit of sand got between the pecker and the vag.. That’ my two cents. I’ll give more later.
So, Bambi’s goin’ on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, “Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus’s tummy-tum?”
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I’m parkin’ the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin’ me to buy baby formula.
Was that Mark Sanchez fucking her on the beach?
is this the guy thats in the “Call On Me” video?? damn, he pulls some serious clam….
All I can think about while watching that video is the pain the two of those are experiencing with the whole salty water being applied to chaffing skin.
“I’m too drunk, to taste this chicken.”
hello yeast infection.
razor ramon does soft-core porn?
I dont think she enjoyed the raping as much as pete sampras did…
and why the hell didnt he get down on those titties more, dude must be gay
All I know is that a low budget film is REALLY low budget when you can’t afford Lorenzo Lamas to be the latino beach guy. And I love it when chicks in movies are like, “No. No. No. No. No. Okay.” They always stay no with me, then they sue me the next morning.
She’s like a hotter version of Cindy Crawford, if that’s even possible. She is a 10+.
video reminds me of my time walking along 7 mile beach in Jamacia . . .
Always thought she was smoking hot. Looks like a Jennifer Garner with a booming body. With the British accent, she is incredible. Love how they were saying she was fat–only because she doesn’t have the starvation victim body that so many models and actresses have.
very hot! great ass on her.
Now, THAT’S what a hot chick looks like. (Lindsay Lohan … pffft.)
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