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   by MachoMans Fanny Pack on April 27, 2009 at 9:31 am

   I’m completely ok with this.

   that sex scene was fun cause it was so “rapey”. Reminds me of the BHG song – A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying”

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   by GuysThatWearFlipFlopsWithJeansAreGay on April 27, 2009 at 9:44 am

   That broad is smoking fucking hot and I would give up one of my kids to bang her, but I’m not too sure about all that chafing that would go down. I think it would be rather painful once a little bit of sand got between the pecker and the vag.. That’ my two cents. I’ll give more later.

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   by ThePrideOfFramingham on April 27, 2009 at 9:44 am

   So, Bambi’s goin’ on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
   So I says, “Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
   is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
   with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
   resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus’s tummy-tum?”
   Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
   I’m parkin’ the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
   Got to nail her back at her trailer.
   Heh. That rhymes.
   I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
   when I found out she was doin’ me to buy baby formula.

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   by Skinboat To Tunatown on April 27, 2009 at 9:46 am

   Was that Mark Sanchez fucking her on the beach?

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   by Chimichangas on April 27, 2009 at 10:03 am

   is this the guy thats in the “Call On Me” video?? damn, he pulls some serious clam….

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   by GardenGroveHeina on April 27, 2009 at 10:17 am

   All I can think about while watching that video is the pain the two of those are experiencing with the whole salty water being applied to chaffing skin.

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   by Menage on April 27, 2009 at 10:34 am

   “I’m too drunk, to taste this chicken.”

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   by Prickly Pete on April 27, 2009 at 11:09 am

   hello yeast infection.

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   by Beef Supreme on April 27, 2009 at 11:09 am

   razor ramon does soft-core porn?

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    by cuthead42 on April 27, 2009 at 11:30 am

    I dont think she enjoyed the raping as much as pete sampras did…

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    by cuthead42 on April 27, 2009 at 11:31 am

    and why the hell didnt he get down on those titties more, dude must be gay

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    by Nakoma on April 27, 2009 at 11:47 am

    All I know is that a low budget film is REALLY low budget when you can’t afford Lorenzo Lamas to be the latino beach guy. And I love it when chicks in movies are like, “No. No. No. No. No. Okay.” They always stay no with me, then they sue me the next morning.

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    by stoolified on April 27, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    She’s like a hotter version of Cindy Crawford, if that’s even possible. She is a 10+.

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    by 5MinuteMajor on April 27, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    video reminds me of my time walking along 7 mile beach in Jamacia . . .

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    by Beantownluv on April 27, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    Always thought she was smoking hot. Looks like a Jennifer Garner with a booming body. With the British accent, she is incredible. Love how they were saying she was fat–only because she doesn’t have the starvation victim body that so many models and actresses have.

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    by i suck her toes on April 27, 2009 at 3:03 pm

    very hot! great ass on her.

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    by EspoScoresOnTheRebound on April 27, 2009 at 9:41 pm

    Now, THAT’S what a hot chick looks like. (Lindsay Lohan … pffft.)

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    by Uncoached - The Athlete's Blond Leads the PM Portfolio | on April 29, 2009 at 3:00 pm

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