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28 Responses to Wake Up with Laura Siani

1. 
   by longpolelax01 on April 22, 2009 at 9:33 am

   I am not mad about this. I’d say we’re probably about a year away from her spreading pink on Twisty’s like that other bitch from America’s Most Smartest Model.

   Progression for these girls:

   Motor Trends Magazine Model –> MySpace Whore –> Maxim/FHM/Lad Mag Equivalent Poser –> Reality Show Hottie –> Playboy Reject –> Internet Gash Flasher
2. 
   by longpolelax01 on April 22, 2009 at 9:34 am

   And knowing she’s from Staten Island, you’re going to want to punch her in the face within 10 seconds of meeting her.
3. 
   by windycitywoodrow on April 22, 2009 at 9:38 am

   Longpole – Is that you Lobstersclaw?
4. 
   by old scratch on April 22, 2009 at 9:39 am

   RIPPING body.

   Monkey Mugg.
5. 
   by longpolelax01 on April 22, 2009 at 9:42 am

   Ha. I miss that guy. I’m channeling my inner LC.
6. 
   by CptKballs on April 22, 2009 at 9:52 am

   Longpole, you put a lot of thought into that. I’m kind of impressed.
7. 
   by IKnowYouRider on April 22, 2009 at 9:53 am

   LobsterClaw would be more like this:

   All of you fags think this girl is good looking? Are you kidding me? She looks like your run of the mill chick that you see walking down the street. Have any of you ever had a hot chick in your life? So here goes it…Face – 6.4 with the makeup, Body – 5.8 no tone in the legs, Set – 7.2 cause she had a doctor that knew what he was doing. Overall 6.5. Get a clue guys I only pound 9 and above.
8. 
   by stoolified on April 22, 2009 at 9:56 am

   9, 1 point deducted for tats.
9. 
   by dallas_stoolie on April 22, 2009 at 10:01 am

   Is it just me, or does she look better without makeup? I would, no question.
10. 
    by weezy baby on April 22, 2009 at 10:03 am

    “whoa!”–joey lawrence
11. 
    by KPisFuckingIn on April 22, 2009 at 10:05 am

    LSSOTD is better, or at least much, much prettier.

    Cancel the brackets, she’s the winner.

    this chick has some great side-boob though.
12. 
    by Mr.SimpleJack on April 22, 2009 at 10:05 am

    Wow, the classic 5 tool player w/ abnormally awesome breasts… good pick
13. 
    by We've Got Bush on April 22, 2009 at 10:25 am

    Gutterslut…I hate these chicks. She’s on every streetcorner, coffee shop and bar in Sand Diego.
14. 
    by cuthead42 on April 22, 2009 at 10:30 am

    I want her inside me.
15. 
    by delos17 on April 22, 2009 at 10:58 am

    Sweet tattoos. Typical Staten Island trash.
16. 
    by BJJme22 on April 22, 2009 at 11:04 am

    We’ve Got Bush said: { Apr 22, 2009 – 10:04:25 }

    Gutterslut…I hate these chicks. She’s on every streetcorner, coffee shop and bar in Sand Diego.

    …I’ve gotta move to San Diego!
17. 
    by CB2009 on April 22, 2009 at 11:21 am

    She was also a vapid, evil bitch on the show. Had zero personality and lost every single challenge that had to do with being a decent human being. Threw every contestant under the bus including the guy who cared about her enough to help her make it to the final 4. With all that being said, she was without a doubt the hottest girl on the show.
18. 
    by fitz on April 22, 2009 at 12:40 pm

    “…I’ve gotta move to San Diego!”

    I’d rather commit harakiri than live in SoCal.
19. 
    by OIFSeabee06 on April 22, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    I’d smack it up, flip it, rub it down.
20. 
    by The Habs Blow on April 22, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    She looks like she could suck the chrome off a tow hitch. You know, being from Staten island and all.
21. 
    by Beantownluv on April 22, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    Great rack-likely fake. A perfect example of how every smokeshow I have seen on this site is hotter than pigs on TV.
22. 
    by Rich Gedman on April 22, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    now that is a Wake Up…

    i am in with her… that is how a bitch should be
23. 
    by tontochoc on April 22, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    She would be better if she were Asian, white women just don’t do it for me.
24. 
    by Laura Siani needs to get naked now! on April 22, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    [...] See alot more of Laura [...]
25. 
    by cuthead42 on April 22, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    You would be cooler if you wernt a fag. Fags just dont do it for me. You must be gay
26. 
    by LobstersClaw on April 22, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    Gotta take it easy, it hasn’t been easy for ol’ LC to wake up early these days. I’ve got a lot on my plate
27. 
    by i suck her toes on April 22, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    fucking hot! what i’d give to sniff the stink off of her sweet feet, lick her asshole…..i’d fuck her senseless…..thanks for making me beat off yet again…..
28. 
    by tontochoc on April 22, 2009 at 9:20 pm

    » cuthead42 said: { Apr 22, 2009 – 10:04:42 }
    I want her inside me.

    If you want her to fist you, just come out and say it.