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Forget about Maryse and listen up for a moment:

I'm fucking pissed off...I've been receiving the worst fucking Wake Up requests since I started doing this over 3-years ago. Selena Gomez? She has been 18 for about 3 days now. I got nothing to add to the GTA from the NY Stool... Ashley Hugtime? That fucking YouTube "superstar" may have a killer body, but the face of a fucking pig. Margaret Cho? Are these really the people the Stoolies want to Wake Up with? Where are all the smokeshows that normally burn up this site every morning. This shit you're fucking requesting ain't cuttin' it...

I want 20 non-repeat bombshells in the In-Box by the end of the day or when I take my vacation in August all the Wake Ups are gonna be 200 lbs and over 40...Don't fucking test me...

UB

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