Wake Up with Natalie Portman
According to several net searches done by our army of Barstool staffers, amazingly Natalie Portman has never been the subject of a Wake Up. This is a shocking oversight given that she's not only a favorite around here, but my own Irish Rose, who's very heterosexual, has made it clear that she'd switch uniforms for Natalie faster than I could run downstairs and grab my video camera. The part in this video when she tells Clive Owen "it" tastes "like heaven" is enough to make up for the entire second Star Wars trilogy.
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(NOTE: Today’s Wake Up was done by Barstool’s own Jerry Thornton)
Who do you want to Wake Up with? Ub@barstoolsports.com
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Look, I love Natalie Portman, but why is there a video of two dudes rolling around on a bed making out?
No pictures from her role in “Beautiful Girls”?
Not bad Jerry, but leave the Wake Up to the professional pervert – UB.
What a cheap fuck in the stripper vid. He’s thisclose to her clam and he gives her 2 bucks.I squinting at the screen “Makin it Rain” in my cubicle…
“Makin it Rain” with dollars bills wise guys.
Portman looks like an elf, but these pics are hot. I’m still not a big fan though…Johanson all the way (doulbe D’s)
By the way. Where’s the big story about the Red Sox sucking and losing 4 straight and now the Yankees are in FIRST! Even losing 8 to you guys (which is an 8 game gap) the Yankees are STILL in first place.
You guys better watch out for the Rays
hahahahahahahahaha
she is definately got the girl next door thing which is on the top of my list for hot chicks!! Super smoking body. http://www.CTSportsPicks.com
A body like that and she wears the same bikini that my old Aunt Gert wore last summer? What a waste of talent.
CTS ruining wake ups since 2008…
talkin about pics 9, 12 and 17.
Scarlett Johannson=overrated. If i wanna look at huge tit-tays, i cue up Denise Milani.
Eric Cartman, REALLLLLLLY? Scarlett to me is just way up there, to each his own.
my friends put up a storya judge sentences a woman to jail for 2 years because she claimed false rape go to http://www.boozeworthy.com to read about it. Girls 2,454,543, Guys 1. YEAHHH
num num num… she gives a whole new meaning to “chewey”..
Trapp, I thought deep fried candy bars were at the top of your list.
Trapp have you ever talked to a hot girl or do you just grab their hair and say “Pretty hair, Pretty hair!”
Are Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley the same person?
A stripper she is not. I paid you to dance and climb all over me, not lay down and pull your panties to the side. I wouldn’t of tipped her either.
“…my own Irish Rose, who’s very heterosexual”
Ahhhh, I’m pretty sure that this isn’t exactly the website to make the heterosexual / non-heterosexual call with all the closeted ‘man-love’ going on.
One of the most overrated chicks ever, along with Keira Knightley (props to Kgisinsane). Definitely cute as all get out, but really needs to eat a sammich.
Not the best body, no titties, but for some reason I think she is one of the hottiest – period
Some bitches you wanna fuck, others you wanna marry. Natalie Portman I’d drop everything to marry in a second.
And Scarlett Johansen is vastly overrated. She’s only 23 and already you can see her ass getting big and love handles creeping out the sides. Not to mention her skin’s pasty white. She’ll be a muffin top before she turns 30, and those huge cans of hers will be sagging to her knees before you know it.
I think Portman is WAY WAY hotter than Scarlett Johansen who is highly overrated.
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