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she looks funny without a worm in her mouth. Bod is killer though.
So is that ass even real? It can’t be, it’s just too perfect. MFK – Sophie Turner, Brooklyn Decker, Scarlett Johanesson …. whoa
Her face is a fucking trainwreck. Worse than Jenna’s. That said, I’d fuck her, but only double-bagged.
It’s not that bad. Fag.
Her face is not that bad at all, fucking Stoolies on their high horse and shit. Anything less than a 9-10 is a fucking travesty and if you’re one of those fags who goes with an 8, then you’re truly gay. This chick is the definition of perfection.
She has a bad case of two face. Some pics her face is pretty nice, and in some pics it look like Joan Rivers just full of botox and shit.
The body is a perfect fucking 9.5 (legs could be more tone).
Yup, her plastic face is perfection. Would you say the same about Heidi Montag? Go fuck yourself.
How many meathead douchebags are going to be there on Friday thinking they have a shot with her?
Her body more than makes up for the face, girl is easily a 9, I gave her a 10 just for the body. Oh, and go fuck yourself too tastemaker.
Hey Prez, she can’t be a perfect ten with a 5 for a face (being generous). Looks like a muppet and fraggle had an orgy with a frying pan.
holy shit it’s a Fembot
tastemaker, you’re gay, and your blog is painfully bad
Never said I wouldn’t fuck her. Her body is crazy-good, just like Jenna. But her face is a mess, also like Jenna.
So, you’re comparing a local Boston girl to an Australian model? My head is throbbing right now…
This just feels like a Mortal Lock to me. Always results in an Epic L.
So in this case….Sophie bales on the event and doesn’t show.
I’m comparing two girls with the same type of features. Is it that hard for you to comprehend?
Jennas name should never be mentioned in the same sentence with this chick, sorry.
She is #1 on my list of people I want to fuck but never will. Her face is a 7 at the very least, probably an 8. Her body can not even be confined to a 1-10 scale, it’s like a fucking 1,000. That makes her even better than a 10.
tastemaker you’re such a douche, show us a picture of you imaginary girlfriend so we can see what hot is by your highest of standards. fag.
Celebrities/models are always held to a higher standard/under more scrutiny than regular girls. They make money off their looks. This girl should have a face double.
It’s a good thing her face isn’t any better. They would have to put her in a museum or something.
Holy airbrush, Batman. Tight body but it looks like Banksy touched up some of those photos. You should have masks required at this mardi gras deal.
Mortal Lock: “Have You Seen Me” Posters featuring Sophie Turner will be posted all around Boston on Saturday morning after one of the stoolies kidnaps her from the train wreck waiting to happen party on Friday night
How long until Sheen is dropping loads on her face?
where can i see this whore naked? i have a feeling she has gigantic labia
you fags would cum in 20 seconds if this smoke grazed your fat forearms.
Sophie Turner is The GOAT.
It’s not that her face is bad, it’s just Australian. The problem is, they use metric Down Under, so on a 1 to 10, she’s a certified 20.
lick that ass after a night of meister brau and shepherds pie!
ASS IMPLANTS…..Picture 87…..that was her early work and that shit looks PANCAKE, nothing like it is today or her recent paparazzi pictures.
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