Barstool Sports

Top 2 Comments

32 comments Sort by Popularity Sort by Date

1. 

   Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
   by smiling bob on March 2, 2011 at 9:10 am

   she looks funny without a worm in her mouth.  Bod is killer though.

   • Up: 0
   • Down: 0
2. 

   Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
   by birds of war on March 2, 2011 at 9:12 am

   So is that ass even real?  It can’t be, it’s just too perfect.  MFK – Sophie Turner, Brooklyn Decker, Scarlett Johanesson …. whoa

   • Up: 0
   • Down: 0
3. 

   Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
   by thetastemaker on March 2, 2011 at 9:12 am

   Her face is a fucking trainwreck. Worse than Jenna’s. That said, I’d fuck her, but only double-bagged.

   • Up: 0
   • Down: 0
4. 

   Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
   by birds of war on March 2, 2011 at 9:14 am

   It’s not that bad.  Fag.

   • Up: 0
   • Down: 0
5. 

   Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
   by Fishy_Fingers on March 2, 2011 at 9:19 am

   Her face is not that bad at all, fucking Stoolies on their high horse and shit. Anything less than a 9-10 is a fucking travesty and if you’re one of those fags who goes with an 8, then you’re truly gay. This chick is the definition of perfection.

   • Up: 0
   • Down: 0
6. 

   Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
   by CincyLife on March 2, 2011 at 9:20 am

   She has a bad case of two face. Some pics her face is pretty nice, and in some pics it look like Joan Rivers just full of botox and shit.

   The body is a perfect fucking 9.5 (legs could be more tone).

   • Up: 0
   • Down: 0
7. 

   Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
   by thetastemaker on March 2, 2011 at 9:20 am

   Yup, her plastic face is perfection. Would you say the same about Heidi Montag? Go fuck yourself.

   • Up: 0
   • Down: 0
8. 

   Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
   by missinglink22 on March 2, 2011 at 9:20 am

   How many meathead douchebags are going to be there on Friday thinking they have a shot with her?

   • Up: 0
   • Down: 0
9. 

   Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
   by Fishy_Fingers on March 2, 2011 at 9:29 am

   Her body more than makes up for the face, girl is easily a 9, I gave her a 10 just for the body. Oh, and go fuck yourself too tastemaker.

   • Up: 0
   • Down: 0
10. 

    Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
    by georgeadams on March 2, 2011 at 9:30 am

    Hey Prez, she can’t be a perfect ten with a 5 for a face (being generous). Looks like a muppet and fraggle had an orgy with a frying pan.

    • Up: 0
    • Down: 0
11. 

    Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
    by dickONconscienceOFF on March 2, 2011 at 9:33 am

    holy shit it’s a Fembot

    • Up: 0
    • Down: 0
12. 

    Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
    by rp on March 2, 2011 at 9:33 am

    tastemaker, you’re gay, and your blog is painfully bad

    • Up: 0
    • Down: 0
13. 

    Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
    by thetastemaker on March 2, 2011 at 9:35 am

    Never said I wouldn’t fuck her. Her body is crazy-good, just like Jenna. But her face is a mess, also like Jenna.

    • Up: 0
    • Down: 0
14. 

    Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
    by Fishy_Fingers on March 2, 2011 at 9:38 am

    So, you’re comparing a local Boston girl to an Australian model? My head is throbbing right now…

    • Up: 0
    • Down: 0
15. 

    Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
    by dinkyinyourstinky on March 2, 2011 at 9:40 am

    This just feels like a Mortal Lock to me.  Always results in an Epic L.
    So in this case….Sophie bales on the event and doesn’t show.

    • Up: 0
    • Down: 0
16. 

    Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
    by thetastemaker on March 2, 2011 at 9:40 am

    I’m comparing two girls with the same type of features. Is it that hard for you to comprehend?

    • Up: 0
    • Down: 0
17. 

    Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
    by Fishy_Fingers on March 2, 2011 at 9:42 am

    Jennas name should never be mentioned in the same sentence with this chick, sorry.

    • Up: 0
    • Down: 0
18. 

    Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
    by the timinem show on March 2, 2011 at 9:43 am

    Winning.

    • Up: 0
    • Down: 0
19. 

    Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
    by birds of war on March 2, 2011 at 9:43 am

    She is #1 on my list of people I want to fuck but never will.  Her face is a 7 at the very least, probably an 8.  Her body can not even be confined to a 1-10 scale, it’s like a fucking 1,000.  That makes her even better than a 10.
    tastemaker you’re such a douche, show us a picture of you imaginary girlfriend so we can see what hot is by your highest of standards.  fag.

    • Up: 0
    • Down: 0
20. 

    Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
    by thetastemaker on March 2, 2011 at 9:45 am

    Celebrities/models are always held to a higher standard/under more scrutiny than regular girls. They make money off their looks. This girl should have a face double.

    • Up: 0
    • Down: 0
21. 

    Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
    by birds of war on March 2, 2011 at 9:51 am

    It’s a good thing her face isn’t any better.  They would have to put her in a museum or something.

    • Up: 0
    • Down: 0
22. 

    Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
    by Hot Roast Beef with drippings on March 2, 2011 at 9:51 am

    Holy airbrush, Batman.  Tight body but it looks like Banksy touched up some of those photos.  You should have masks required at this mardi gras deal. 

    • Up: 0
    • Down: 0
23. 

    Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
    by corylidleflymehome on March 2, 2011 at 9:55 am

    Mortal Lock: “Have You Seen Me” Posters featuring Sophie Turner will be posted all around Boston on Saturday morning after one of the stoolies kidnaps her from the train wreck waiting to happen party on Friday night

    • Up: 0
    • Down: 0
24. 

    Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
    by missinglink22 on March 2, 2011 at 11:31 am

    How long until Sheen is dropping loads on her face?

    • Up: 0
    • Down: 0
25. 

    Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
    by jerseyporkroll on March 2, 2011 at 11:42 am

    where can i see this whore naked?  i have a feeling she has gigantic labia

    • Up: 0
    • Down: 0
26. 

    Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
    by classless on March 2, 2011 at 12:30 pm

    you fags would cum in 20 seconds if this smoke grazed your fat forearms.

    • Up: 0
    • Down: 0
27. 

    Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
    by techsan on March 2, 2011 at 1:04 pm

    Sophie Turner is The GOAT.

    • Up: 0
    • Down: 0
28. 

    Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
    by 02131 on March 2, 2011 at 1:53 pm

    PERFECTION!!

    • Up: 0
    • Down: 0
29. 

    Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
    by eadizzle on March 2, 2011 at 6:45 pm

    It’s not that her face is bad, it’s just Australian. The problem is, they use metric Down Under, so on a 1 to 10, she’s a certified 20.

    • Up: 0
    • Down: 0
30. 

    Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
    by phatbastad on March 2, 2011 at 7:16 pm

    lick that ass after a night of meister brau and shepherds pie!

    • Up: 0
    • Down: 0
31. 

    Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
    by dubsfan on March 3, 2011 at 10:14 pm

    yes please

    • Up: 0
    • Down: 0
32. 

    Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
    by DarthBelichick on March 8, 2011 at 10:03 pm

    ASS IMPLANTS…..Picture 87…..that was her early work and that shit looks PANCAKE, nothing like it is today or her recent paparazzi pictures.

    • Up: 0
    • Down: 0