Ladies and gentlemen and Stoolies of all ages…Welcome to the 2011 World Breastfeeding Week celebration here at Barstoolsports.com!!! Your Uncle Buck has done a lot of great things with his Wake Ups over the years, but this one tits, er tops, them all! Without any further adieu, let me introduce you all to our host for the 2011 WBW extravaganza: the UK’s hottest export Miss Emma Glover!
UB: Emma you’re a 24-year-old British model with the world’s greatest rack, and this week you’re going to rank your Top 5 favorite pairs breasts on the planet. How does it feel to be hosting World Breastfeeding Week here at Barstoolsports.com?
Emma: Its an honor and a privilege, boobs and eating are my two favourite things in this world, so I really am very happy to have been asked to represent an event to celebrate the two. I’m not sure what “World Breastfeeding Week” really means? Would be cool if you could fill your boobs with a liquid of your choice and people could drink it- just for this week. Pina Colada boobs…..mmmmmmm.
UB: When will your body FINALLY invade America?
Emma: When Heff calls. I think i’ll come over …. I’ve had lots of holidays to America and actually LOVE it there!! My fave place I’ve visited was probably Texas, I went to real life cowboy bar and got drunk with real Cowboys!! Yee-Haa!!!!! OR i’d just love to come over drive a “station wagon” down the “highway” eat lots of “candy” whilst pushing a “baby carriage” and chatting on my “cell phone” – I’ve just always wanted an excuse to us all those American words!!
UB: When you do make it across the pond what will your plan be? If I was your agent I’d just send you from city to city and sell tickets for the chance to motorboat your boobs. You’d be able to retire in a week. It could be like communion. You stand up at the front of a church, a patron motorboats you and then a woman wipes your breasts with a cloth, gives the guy a cookie and off he goes…”Next!”
Emma: Now this is a very interesting concept!! Maybe I should start my own religion? On the day of worship, everyone has to rejoice at an alter with a huge pair of boobs on it!! Partying would be mandatory, and working on Mondays would be banned. Of course I would be the spiritual leader, So most of my followers would probably be men? But, I think the world would be a much happier place if I was in charge.
UB: Well fortunately for us we’re going to get to enjoy learning about your favorite boobs in the business, so lets get to your #5 pick: UK model and presenter Jessica Jane Clement (Below). What would you do with those puppies if you got your hands on them?
Emma: I’d love to shoot with JJC she never seems to take a bad photograph, and shes razor sharp and witty too – So kinda “The Complete Package” Have you checked out her tattoos?? I’d never be brave enough to have them myself, but hers are AMAZING!! – Those boobs are just a bonus!!
You can follow Emma on Twitter @MissEmmaGlover and to learn more about Emma’s charity work with her “Glamily” girls India Reynolds, Stacey Massey and Rosie Jones click here…Click here to view with the old Gallery.
Who do you want to Wake Up with? @BarstoolUB on Twitter