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Kate Upton, soon to be the hottest plus size model for dress barn.
^ fag ^
Anna Nicole is looking good for a dead chick
Whoever doesn’t get a boner from those Kate Upton photos is a complete gayball.
Chrissy teigen is so over rated its not even funny.
Finally, some sweet nips and ass. Enough of that grammy bs and nasty dog ankle tattoo crap.
Jessica Gomes?..
where is the job application form to paint the crotches and assholes of naked SI Swimsuit models? cant find anything on Monster
How come none of these broads have a bush?
Nice to see Sports Illustrated now allows women of all shapes and sizes into their magazines. It was discrimination when they used to only have hot skinny girls, now they are an EOE.
Outside of Upton where are all the titties???
Greatest job ever “What do you do for work?” “Me? I paint the inner crack of super models”
Chick in the 6th pic is an alien. Where’s the lips? Upton’s tits look better than I thought they would but she is still a few years away from fatsville if she doesn’t chill on the burgers.
Welp, I just became a painter.
I just painted my monitor with my egg whites.
@valbroski: The only problem with Chrissy Teigen is that she’s not sitting on my face right now. That and she’s a moonbat. Straight fire though.
I would volunteer to wash the paint off with my tongue after the photo shoot
@harry her twitter account is on verge of destroying social media
FIX YOUR FUCKING SITE!!! Least optimized high traffic site I’ve ever seen. Drives me nuts.
@valbroski: Yeah I’ve checked out her twitter and her pseudo-intellectual liberal (I know, that’s redundant) tweets are fucking annoying. But she is very aesthetically pleasing.
I’d pay big bux to paint inside the ass crack. Probably be a lot of “whoops, made a mistake. Got to start all over again”.
I’ll start paying attention to the SI Swimsuit issue when the chicks who get painted actually go totally nude. It’s the same thought process re strip joints: topless is a waste of time when all nude is available.
id take nina agdal over kate upton every day of the week and twice on sunday. only because i’m an ass man and kate upton does not appear to own one
How come it never rains when you need it to
Kate Upton in a painted on moo-moo in next year’s issue. You heard it here first.
Names with the photos would be nice. Great smooth sanded porch on #6. And yes, I have a pulsing boner.