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(Did I call it on this guy or did I call it on this guy?)
B’s vs. Pens will be a great series. B’s in 6. And yes every smoke in Boston needs to dress like this to everything for the next couple weeks….
PS – Hey Jarome remember when you refused to come to Boston and picked the Pens over us? I do.
Listen I know a running joke at Barstool is that I don’t know anything about hockey. But facts are facts. I haven’t missed a second of playoff hockey in the last 2 decades. I played hockey growing up. What I’m saying is that nobody knows more about hockey than me. That’s what I’m baffled how the line in todays game is Bruins -150. Am I watching a different series? I mean the Bruins aren’t just better than the Rangers. They are a billion times better. The only reason the Rangers were able to steal Game 4 is because the Bruins literally got bored and fell asleep. That’s it. Tuukka falling down. Chara not paying attention. The Bruins forgot this was the playoffs because the opponent is so inferior. Well that won’t happen today. The Penguins already closed out Ottawa. Now it’s the Bruins turn to closeout NY and set up an epic Eastern conference finals. How sure am I? If the Bruins don’t win today I’ll never talk hockey again.
Bruins Mortal Lock – 150
“Don’t believe the reports about me being arrested. It’s all lies. I was sexually harassed by one of the cops the night before last which is who then arrested me. He lied and said I threw a bong out the window when I opened the window for fresh air. Hilarious. He slapped my vagina. Sexual harassment. Big deal. I then called the cops on him. He handcuffed me, which I resisted, quite unlike any of the reports stated. Then I was sent to a mental hospital. Offensive. I kept asking for my lawyer but they wouldn’t let me. The cops were creepy. The cop sexually harassed me, they found no pot on me or bong outside my window. That’s why the judge let me go. Don’t believe any reports.”
Amanda Bynes
Well that clears that up. Nothing worse than getting your vagina slapped by a cop. It stinks. Free Bynes!
The Bro Show was supposed to come out yesterday afternoon, but we had some technical difficulties. Better late than never I suppose. We actually tried to step it up this week. We shot it in a studio with professional lights and shit. We brought in a smokeshow to be part of the cast. We hired a kid who claimed to know what he was doing to produce it. Guess what? Sales Guy did a better job in my kitchen somehow. The lighting sucked. The sound was worse. The camera angles were worse and somehow we didn’t get one good shot of Emily even though that’s the only thing I said I cared about. Oh well. Good job good effort I suppose. Still the best show on internet TV.
Do any two bros love each other more than Tito and Don Orsillo? Seriously there needs to be a movie made about these two guys. The unlikely friendship between the manager and the play by play guy that developed into a full blown bromance. Boom Boom can be the love interest that divides them apart, until they both decide their friendship is more important than pussy. Oscar city.
It hurts me to live and not be a part of that ass.
A tradition like none other. Going to DJ’s in my car taking you into Memorial Day Weekend. Fuck the rain. Summer is here.
I seriously think this guy’s nipples need stitches.