DM – A millionaire cocaine addict who retired abroad at the age of just 36 after making his fortune has been jailed after police found a haul of drugs hidden in his luxury car. Property developer James Brown’s habit was so bad his nose collapsed after nine years of daily cocaine use. The 45-year-old has now been jailed for five years after a haul of cocaine was found hidden in the air vents and folding roof of his luxury Bentley. He was found with more cocaine and a collection of illegal guns in the hotel.
Yup this does look like the face of a guy whose nose collapsed from snorting too much blow. The thing that gave it away was his whole nose being collapsed part.
PS – This is what a lot of younger bloggers don’t get nowadays. You don’t have to write a novel about everything. Like you see this guys collapsed nose? That’s the blog. It sells itself.
CLCR76 says at September 27, 2012 at 7:17 pm
You no longer need a nose job Portnoy, just start snorting coke to shrink it.
antihero737 says at September 27, 2012 at 3:19 pm
neil sucks.
fupalove says at September 27, 2012 at 3:22 pm
If you did lines Pablo Escobar woulda had another house Pres.
Harry Johnson says at September 27, 2012 at 7:22 pm
Hey Prez, start doing coke bro, it might help. I’m pretty sure I stole that comment from someone who commented on the post KFC did about this on Monday.
nawtymassarawty says at September 27, 2012 at 3:22 pm
It would take a lifetime of coke to make your nose collapse.
borgesucks says at September 27, 2012 at 3:25 pm
Lazy blog
bumholio says at September 27, 2012 at 3:27 pm
Renee doesn’t wipe her ass….I do…..with my tongue
herbie versmells says at September 27, 2012 at 3:29 pm
hey prez your nose is fucking ginormous. neil sucks. that’s about all that needs to be said this afternoon.
otwisted says at September 27, 2012 at 3:32 pm
Is that Sales Guy?
cantgetthestinkout says at September 27, 2012 at 3:33 pm
There’s not much you can do about the nose Scarface, but at least pop that 16 oz whitehead on your chin. Clean it up.
wilburham says at September 27, 2012 at 3:33 pm
the real question is whos nose would you rather have this dudes or pres
reneelovesdp says at September 27, 2012 at 7:35 pm
Wearing sunglasses must be a bitch
bdemps15 says at September 27, 2012 at 3:36 pm
Have you ever considered snorting a lot of cocaine. Maybe your nose would collapse to a normal nose.
igotstevemckennadlastnight says at September 27, 2012 at 3:45 pm
sometimes the pic writes the blog itself and sometimes kfc just does it for you.
crabjuice23 says at September 27, 2012 at 3:48 pm
A balding redhead with fire red eyebrows and rosacea. And none of those things are the ugliest part about him.
mattsh20 says at September 27, 2012 at 3:50 pm
Serious question, why wouldnt he get a nose-job with all that money? Just get some superhuman nose installed thats 100% coke proof.
edjr says at September 27, 2012 at 4:00 pm
Does this look like the blog of a blog that was blogged earlier this week?
leachbomb says at September 27, 2012 at 4:00 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAXk3uX91yI
boon says at September 27, 2012 at 4:53 pm
He looks like Gollum’s brother from Lord of The Rings
Cool HHHWhip says at September 27, 2012 at 6:29 pm
If he still has a Bentley, he doesn’t have a Coke problem
joey bananas says at September 28, 2012 at 3:00 am
Id like to slowcook his sinus tissue into a gas mask i could wear while i madly pound my pud to the scene in Scarface when Tony’s sister flips out and wants to fuck him. On infinite loop.
neilsux says at September 27, 2012 at 11:15 pm
Read your blog last week! Same story, Jeez!!!